Hey, fellas, Melania gave me the keys! Anyone wanna join me in South Padre for the funeral?

[kavakava]

Due to the extensive customizations on his Boeing 757, it now only holds 43 passengers.(Down from 220) So let me know quick while seating lasts. Melania only asks that we pick up our beer cans and McDonald's wrappers on the plane, and top off the gas before returning it. You in?
Oh, one more thing.. anyone know how to fly a jet? If not, I've flown those flight simulators online, so we should be good.
Society & Politics

[seeyounexttuesday]

Hell yeah! Don't worry they replaced the dead donald trump with a clone. That's what blueskyyy told me.

[kavakava]

I've heard great things about that airline.

[Dargil]

I suspect Trump has body doubles like in the movie Dave.

[kavakava]

He has hundreds of doubles

[Ariesman81]

Couldn't be that hard to learn. All I ask for is bottomless drinks served by a topless stewardess.

[kavakava]

I've logged thousands of hours in virtual planes, and trust me, the landing is the hardest part. But if Sully could land a plane on the Hudson, even if you were half crocked, it would be hard to miss the Gulf of America!

[Dargil]

Yes but you have to keep your nose just high enough. Sully was a magician.

[Ariesman81]

@Dargil

Precisely! Nose up... Hoes down

[Bricealan]

@kavakava I have a few hundred hours in a light plane, and have often 'dreamed' of flying an F18 and can only imagine what that would be like. When learning to fly, I had 20/10 vision and could have then qualified for training... Alas, I will never know the thrill

[kavakava]

Get an RC plane.

[Sal_Monella]

Did they finally pull the plug on Joe Biden?

[kavakava]

Yes, and he seems the same

[Dongie]

Weekend with Donnie!
🎺⚰️🪦⚱️🗿

[kavakava]

I can hardly wait for the movie to come out!

[Buford_T_Justice]

I want a windows seat.