Hotel guest calls the front desk and says "I'd like a wake up call? What would be your reply?

[Lliam]

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Does anyone have a sense of humor?

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Examples: The Nazis are winning. Global warming is a hoax. Whatever.

[Sevenpointfive]

there are no more wake up calls post 1963 sir.

[Sevenpointfive]

i think if you tried you could find some humor in my reply.

[Sevenpointfive]

okay, ok! shit. i'd say, "oh, yeah? what am i like an alibi?

[exitseven]

We had the wake up call last November.

[Lliam]

That's the kind of reply I was looking for.

[exitseven]

I could read between the lines

[Lliam]

Right on, bro. Apparently nobody else can. Jeeez. It seemed obvious to me that it was an opening for a punch line.

[WindAtMyBack]

Why is it called "wake up" and not "wake down"?

This is like "shut up"
or
I'll be "right back"

I'll add this to my list for my English students. These are not exactly idioms, but the meaning is not obvious to someone who knows the individual words, but the way they are used.

[AviatorTom]

What would you like me to call you Sir? There's a card on the night stand with options, as well as instructions on how to tell the phone AI our management paid a huge amount for when you would like to be awakened, and which sexy voice you'd prefer.

[Snakeyes7]

The reason we are in the mess we are in now is because the government has been seeing the average citizen as a means to an end for decades if not over a century. It has nothing to do with our economic system, on the contrary.

[Tamera952]

Sure thing, no problem— at which time would you like that set for sir?
And to confirm, your room number is: ____.
Ok, all set, anything else I can do for you?…. No problem, my pleasure.
Goodnight.

[beefcakebradybatson]

"Don't date fat broads or Billy Bobs, Bubbas and Bobby Joes !!!"

[dustybiker2]

Are you implying trump is joking and going to step out now?

[Anonymous]

I would say "was the one you got on 11/4/2025 not enough?"

[jshm2]

I can send you up a phone charger if yours is broken?

[RavVid]

I wouldn't appreciate front desk humor on this. Waking up on time is serious for me.

[Metaworld]

No problem, sir. I remember what it was like when I lost my cell phone. I just felt so helpless.

[Anonymous]

Do you own a hotel Liam?

I hear ya... Use phone to set an alarm

Hey remember when we had travel when clocks🙂

[Abbycado]

What time, sir/ma’am?

[Abbycado]

You’re question is retarded if you think there is any humor in it.

[Lliam]

@Abbycado. Maybe YOU need a wake up call.

[Abbycado]

Dear lord that update was the fucking stupidest thing I’ve seen all year. Do you have dementia?

[Lliam]

@Abbycado. You are not only stupid, you're mean.

[Abbycado]

Booooooo hoooo XD

You sound like a juvenile. Lmao

[Lliam]

Look who's talking. But for a moment, I forgot the wise advice of Mark Twain. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
Bye bye, stupid girl.

[Xawyx-2]

I would say: Ok, what time?

[Sal_Monella]

What time ma'am/sir? I'm no fun at all.