I’m turning into a democrat why? and any advice?

[Anonymous]

[CalmUntilAbused]

If You were a woman, it would be rather obvious, but since You are apparently a man, I've got a few theories.

Theory No. 1 - Your feminist girlfriend stopped calling You "a dirty, sexist, misogynistic pig that should be put down like a dog" and You got Yourself a case of Stockholm Syndrome.

Theory No. 2 - You've just left college, where You have been brainwashed to be a good little worker drone for the Demo (n) crats.

Theory No. 3 - You are simply an extreme masochist, so much so that no regular pain can satisfy You anymore.

Theory No. 4 - You believed the Harris campaign ads telling You that Trump voters do not ever get laid and You are on a quest to find a girlfriend (that will inevitably fail).

Theory No. 5 - You are an aspiring politician who had just realized how gullible the Democrat voters are and You're looking for a dedicated fan... I ean voter base.

For theories numbered 1 to 4, the advice is to grow a pair and start living the life You want.

For Theory No. 5, the advice is to practice skydiving without a parachute. It might come in handy when the men finally have enough and go all out on the Demo (n) crat politicians, Pinochet style.

[loveslongnails]

Get ready for people who don't know anything to tell you how you don't know anything. The GOP is absolute filth, and the Dems aren't clean either. The only difference is "Who leaves the most crumbs on the table and cares even a little bit". The answer is the Dems. Are you still ruled by billionaires? Sure you are, but you get to have a lot more freedoms within a larger cage. The GOP is truly scum.

[Anonymous]

It's understandable. Republicans are doing such a bad job right now that many people are. You don't have to be either party though. I will be an indepedent forever probably. Both parties suck so bad.

[Anonymous]

Joe Biden was the sharpest guy in the Democrat party and look what happened to him.

[OneViewpoint]

• Maybe your brain suddenly went through a late growth spurt.
• Maybe you've just finished your MAGA cult deprogramming intervention.
• Maybe you've finally figured out voting against yourself to help out needy billionaires isn't a great plan for you.
• Maybe you don't want to go through life being despised by normal people.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Ummm, maybe you should go on a vacation to another country. Chill on the beach, go have fun. And never think about politics again because it's a scam.

[docster]

Resist any temptation to go over to (D) dark side! It only leads to destruction. When you hear the hisses of Emperor Schumer, block up your ears!

[KostasKouvalis]

Have fun. With how Trump and conservatives have been acting, I don't blame you

[Curmudgeon]

Really? You, of all people, prefer the Demunist Commiecrats? it's one thing to be disappointed; it is quite another to just go into full blown treason.

[Ariesman81]

You're listening to and believing what your mother says.

[noohair]

I was a Democrat that turned into a Republican that turned in No party affiliation because all politicians suck...

[Anonymous]

Because you're a child. When you grow up and actually pay taxes and the like, that will change quickly.

[Anonymous]

Youve found the right path, congratulations 🫏

[Asker]

Thanks

[purplepoppy]

Congratulations on getting a soul.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Enjoy having critical thinking skills

[Anonymous]

Maybe you hit your head? Ate paint chips?

[Sal_Monella]

What incentives is it offering you?

[Twalli]

You're caring about others.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Your humanity is showing.

[blackeagle007]

Why? I dunno you tell us

[Anonymous]

What happened, were you bitten by a democrat? :O

[exitseven]

use lots of lube.

[FunkyMonkee]

DON'T!!!