If ya know weird people in society, pick one without saying their name and tell me one weird thing they do or say?

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[FunkyMonkee]

I used to know a girl that'd sit on the floor against a wall and punch her own tits just to prove how tough she was.
My neighbor used to work with a guy at the Clark Candy Co. who would wear the same shirt 4 days in a row but, he'd wear it the normal way on day 1, inside out on day 2, inside out and backwards on day 3 and normal and backwards on day 4. They called him, "4-Way Johnson".
One kid I worked with at Cedar Point used to polish his guitar 4 times a day, whether he played it or not. He'd use a sheet of denim to polish it. No wax, or anything, just the denim. So, I guess he'd have to get up in the middle of the night to polish it. 4 times a day is every 6 hours. He'd also have to take it to work with him because they wouldn't let him leave the park mid-shift just to polish the guitar!
A guy I was in school with, like me, was a big record collector but, he'd use cellophane Scotch tape to tape the shrink wrap to the covers of the albums to protect them!! I guess he didn't know that that stuff leaves the glue on whatever you stick it to and leaves stains on whatever it was stuck to! Or that the shrink wrap could warp the records!
A guy I worked with at one print shop went to Cedar Point for his vacation and claimed that, while riding one of the coasters, he saw the Atlantic Ocean!! He's in his 20's and has no clue what Lake Erie is!!
Another kid around the same age at another print shop said he asked his dad why there were no dinosaurs on Noah's Ark. His dad said, "There just wasn't enough room for them." One day, my boss asked him if he knew who Johnny Cash was. After a few moments of thought, he said, "Cassius Clay's brother."
I'm sure there's a few others, I just don't recall them, at the moment.

[andreasderjuengere]

He actualy says nothing. He does things on the computer, but without significant impact. My new office colleage. I named him 'Lurch'.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Orange-haired fat slob!!!