American troops have invaded Iceland. What will they seize first?

[purplepoppy]

Well, it's finally happened. American troops are swarming into Iceland to strip it of its natural resources. But what will they plunder first?

Vol au vents

A prawn cocktail ring

An American waffle pizza

Marmite sprouts

Chili in a Yorkshire pudding

Updates

6 mo

The inability of so many to grasp the nature of this question is most concerning.

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy You've outdone yourself with this one. This is obviously an Iceland market in the UK. You can tell by the pound symbol on the sign in the window. The soldiers are probably hungry. Not sure why they didn't go to Testa though, which has a better selection.

[purplepoppy]

Well done for being one of the few who understood the question and didn't go on a rant.

[butterly248]

It's brilliant lol

[Amy10223]

He’s mentioned he’s going to take Greenland “whether or not they like it”, probably written at 3:00 am when he does his rants on his “Untruth Social”. Greenland’s leaders have told him there is no deal in buying them— Greenland is not for sale. Being he is so into taking countries close to the arctic, I have a better idea. Let’s take him by force to the Arctic, where hungry polar bears who have been emaciated for some years due to global warming, have their fun with him.

[Batwoman01]

Noooooo, is Poundland next? Where does it end? Tesco?

[Staximus]

Those look like chili in a Yorkshire dudes. We don't have any of this stuff over here except the shrimp cocktail plate. We have frozen chicken bacon with ranch dressing sauce pizzas, but none with the waffle bits, maple syrup, or "creme fraiche" sauce. It says American style but we don't even have that over here haha

[Staximus]

And all the beer

[Chazmatazz269]

US troops have NOT invaded Greenland. They may well increase military occupation on or near their military base there.
Other than strategic defense, the US gains nothing from Greenland without an industrial revolution. The only thing they might “plunder” is local punani. As has been the case with nearly every US occupation throughout history. F*ckin’ and fightin’ their way to global domination. Ell oh ell!

[OneViewpoint]

The first thing they plunder is their own self respect. Being a willing good little Nazi for Cheeto Jesus and billionaires is not gonna look good in the mirror for the rest of their life.

[Lliam]

They're going to seize the Hákarl production facilities and use the sales of Hákarl to boost the American economy while preventing Russia and China from having any.
It's a brilliant plan.

[MikeMcMansion]

All the superpowers are getting ready for ww3. Who cares? What you gonna do? Its mostly going to be a bunch young men kllling each other for whatever BS reasons made up by the sick billionaire pedophiles and zionist Khazarian death cults that currently run the world

[RavVid]

Obviously the same as the UK. The Cod fish UK and Iceland fought over.

Leaving aside snow there is not much to immediately plunder. Australia has already snapped up the mining leases.

[Iron_Man]

They will seize you and then I’m gonna come and pick you up over my shoulder and take you to a safe area to give you a good back rub will have to keep it quiet so they won't try to take you away

[Iron_Man]

Would you enjoy a big back rub from Mr. Iron Man?

[Iron_Man]

This girl must’ve saw me talking to you. She blocked me now. 🙄 a girl from Turkey probably wanting a green card

[insatiable_curiosity]

I'd say that we'd probably go for the pizza at first... then maybe a drink...

[Billlewis]

Hopefully not that Hakarl dish, made from rotting shark flesh.

[DryGermanGuy]

McDonald’s and Starbucks. Because that’s what they recognize from home. 🙄

[goaded]

Iceland's a chain of frozen food shops in the UK.

[DryGermanGuy]

I (ice) see. 🤔🥶

[jamesgoldman]

Iceland (the country) has no McDonald's, last one closed 15 years ago and they have on display the unrotting burger

Pretty sure that Iceland (the shop) has Starbucks RTDs in stock so the troops could take those

[FreyaRed]

I think they will secure local McDonald's first.
I always wounder they claim our MCD burgers taste better than in America, how bad must those burger be in US. XD

[NathanDavis]

oh... so it was the Americans, who finally brought mosquitoes into Iceland...

[unending]

That is a pound store. I'm guessing they are lining up to pound girls. Sign says great deals.

[unending]

Whoops "big deals". I guess you get a discount if you're above average.

[unending]

The prostitute wouldn't even take the money... She paid me instead!

[ohsheeT]

Not very much. You can see they're like school kids only 2 allowed in the store at a time

[molonski2]

The Pixies , then the volcanos

All the rest is shite.

[lightbulb27]

One would assume they'd go right for the snow cone machine.

[Anonymous]

nice lie. or should I say fake news. Where's the "satire" disclaimer? Stuff like this makes you no better than the regular media who make shit up to fit their anti-Trump agenda.

[purplepoppy]

It doesn't need a disclaimer because you'd need to be a complete cretin to think it was serious news. Congratulations on being such an imbecile to think I was pushing an agenda.

[Opinion Owner]

you are and always have been. You're just another Adam Schiff presenting "evidence" to Congress, getting called out for outright lying and then claiming it was satire. Nothing more. If Trump is so bad, why do you and people like you have to constantly invent scenarios like this? It didn't happen. There's nothing saying it's going to happen. You're headline presents it as fact, which is deliberately misleading. I get it. You think Trump is horrible. So why not stick to the things he's actually doing that you can't stand, rather than lying and making up bull crap?
You're not helping the community by doing this. You're not making GaG great again. But I guess you admit to this being trolling. I hope everyone reports it as such. But on this leftist site, I'm sure your fake news will be promoted.

[purplepoppy]

Would you like a free tinfoil hat

[Anonymous]

America hasn't invaded Iceland, that's a crappy AI image and this is a crappy rage-bait post. Try harder.

[butterly248]

It's a satire post. Iceland is a shop in the UK

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy mining sites and LNG sites and its ships

[beefcakebradybatson]

All of the above. Yankees are mostly fat slobs and slobbettes!!!

[Still-alive]

They're looking for Bjork

[HawkPerception]

Hákarl, svið, or sour ram's testicles obviously.

[NoDecision]

They will hit McDonald's first.

[Dargil]

There's nothing to seize.

[FunkyMonkee]

All of its Bjork records!!

[loveslongnails]

Titties and beer

[Anonymous]

Trump should back off and just let Putin have it.

[exitseven]

I bet the pizza.

[stratford]

Hahahahah

[butterly248]

Lmao Poppy