Companies could save trillions in labor costs and pass the savings on to their customers!

“I tell ya, Mika, this authoritarian dictator we have in the white house and his group of Gestapo-like ICE thugs are going to turn us into a third world country! Say what you want about President Biden and his slight stutter, but he was the sharpest person I’ve ever met!"

"He was at the top of his game. The way it is now, large companies and even small businesses just can’t find American workers willing to work for $3.25 an hour. I don’t know if they’re just lazy or what. President Biden was a visionary, a kind of Nostradamus of his time. He saw this coming a mile away. That’s why he knew he needed to ease up on the restrictions on immigration, and stop with the burdensome vetting process."

"Heck, without president Biden we wouldn’t have farm workers, ranch hands, factory workers, drywallers, carpenters, roofers, masonry workers, cement finishers, cabinet builders, auto mechanics, meter maids, hospitality workers, chefs, wait staff, factory workers, nurses, truck drivers, Uber drivers, painters, tattoo artists or even someone to clean our bathrooms! Lord knows I can’t get you to do that, and you’re a woman. I mean, I make $8 million per year, but I can read a teleprompter."

(How much does Mika make to stare off into space and pretend to care what Morning Joe is saying? Heck I could do that in my sleep.)

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