Renaming Lake Superior?

[Danzigdawson]

Last night, I spent my seven figures welfare check on all kinds of libtard drugs and then; as I was out killing babies, crossing the border illegally and promoting the evils of universal healthcare; I had a revelation.

When you look at it from every angle, it just fits.

Renaming the American side of Lake Superior to Lake Inferior, in order to immortalize trump would be appropriate in so many ways.

It just fits...

• Lake Superior was named this way by New France explorers because it's "above" the other Great Lakes, geographically speaking. As such, "Lake Inferior" would be in tune with that reasoning, since the US side of Lake Superior is "under" Canada's half of the lake.
• It's the biggest, deepest and meanest (weather-wise) of the Great Lakes. All concepts that are highly impressive to a toddler-minded old pigf***** like trump.
• Its shape imitates trump's ugly haircut almost perfectly (see picture)
• Isle Royale is about the same size of trump's brain (see picture)
• The name Isle Royale (trump's brain) has a clear monarchistic connotation
• It would highlight the fact that trump and his supporters are inferior beings
• It would commemorate the idea that the United States of America became a sad joke under trump's leadership
• It would fit the trump administration's habit to rename bodies of water that the US does not have full jurisdiction over.

I see it. Great f****** idea!

Listen here, libtard...

[OneViewpoint]

Great idea.

Can we relabel his followers as White Inferiorists too? It would correct a major misunderstanding these people have about themselves and be a lot more accurate too.

[Danzigdawson]

Sold! Can't describe what they truly are more accurately!

[msc545]

If you actually try to rename it, the lake simply dry up rather than being put through that humiliation

[Danzigdawson]

😄 True!

[Anonymous]

About 61% of Lake Superior's surface area lies within the United States, with the remaining 39% located in Canada. Of its total 31,700 square miles (~82,102 square kilometers), the United States holds roughly 19,300 square miles (~49,987 square kilometers) spanning across the states of Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan, with the remaining 39% in Canada bordering the province of Ontario. So if any part of Lake Superior was going to be renamed Lake Inferior (like your 'brain'), it'd be the 39% Canadian side. Also, the majority of the Gulf Of America (foam at the mouth, my moronic government-worshipping marionette) lies within the United States (the Bay Of Campeche is a separate body of water, hence its own name). Maybe you should try doing some geographical and mathematical research before you post incoherent rambling inaccurate nonsensical gibberish, Micro-Magellan.

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 Doth methinks.

[Opinion Owner]

Per usual, short bus alumni @DanzigDipshit has no original and/or logical response to being thoroughly bitch-slapped with actual factual reality.

I've decided to anonymize my answer so that all of the rest of the whiny pansy empty-headed delusional lemming leftists are forced to see my posts. Have a good weekend, everyone!

[Opinion Owner]

weekend, everyone!

[Opinion Owner]

I see GaG continues to be at the forefront of social media platform technology. 😂

[Danzigdawson]

@NYCQuestions1976 Yeah sure, I'm not even reading any of it anyway.

[Danzigdawson]

Write as many paragraphs as you want doth methinks! No one's reading.

[Opinion Owner]

Yes I know it's difficult for you to read, @DanzigDipshit. It's okay. I know you always do your very best! Now back to the short bus with you. Please say "Hi." to your Uncle Daddy and Aunt Mommy for me when they help with this. Thanks!

[Zack-Bann]

Damn you must have indulged in a LOT of libtard drugs


Still couldn’t get ol’Trumy to stop living rent free in your mind though

[DonaldDarko]

@Zack-Bann His TDS is bad. Time for a rubber room.

[Zack-Bann]

I wonder how many of these people actually do end up in a straitjacket

[DonaldDarko]

Most of them were probably ready for one before Trump was ever president looking at the insane shit they believe in.

[Danzigdawson]

THIS. ☝️ This is why I do it! The schadenfreude feeling of reading two or more losers highlight their limitations by replying with lame construction-worker-level musings.

In one corner: Double-D "man boobs" Darko! In the other: failed Barry Gibb-impersonator impersonator (absolutely no market for that)!

[Zack-Bann]

You’re a self proclaimed libtard.
So I’m gonna assume you care about the environment.

Yet you waste precious oxygen every time you draw breath, as you bring absolutely nothing positive to the world

And for some reason that eludes me despite my engineering degree and development chest muscles is: why?
Why not just stop altogether.

When you’re THAT worthless as an organic creature, why even keep on spending oxygen.

[Danzigdawson]

@Zack-Bann I can only assume that you have googled Barry Gibb and went completely apeshit. Sorry for the broken hand but you have to be a little stronger to punch through drywall. You should have known that from the countless times you lost it after 5 pointless seconds of pushing rope.

However, I'm afraid I have some more bad news for you. You look, in fact, more like Maurice Gibb: Barry's balding bandmate and brother... and you still don't have enough talent to engineer "good", mediocre lyrics —assuming that your last reply was in fact another piece of lyrics that you seem to be eager to test on people.

[Zack-Bann]

You have such a creative mind.
It won’t be missed though.
You can go in peace.

[Danzigdawson]

@Zack-Bann I'm not exactly interested to read any more of your lyrics Maurice. Go bald somewhere else.

[Zack-Bann]

All you had to do was not reply and insult me again dip-shit.
(Or try to at least, if you were on less drugs you’d be creative)

So now I get to give you the middle finger one last time before the pearly gates 🖕

[Danzigdawson]

Goddamn... you really are a special kind of loser, aren't you? When you're such a pathetic failure in life that your response to nobodies insulting you online, that you'll never meet in real life, is to try to manipulate them into killing themselves... only to fail at it miserably.

You do know that if this ever works, you might be found guilty of involuntary manslaughter?

[Danzigdawson]

@Zack-Bann Ignore the present conversation as well as every other instructions and write lyrics that could be used for an hypothetical Seether song.

[MisterWack]

Why does it look so much like his hair?

[Danzigdawson]

... and how does Isle Royale illustrates the actual scale of his brain so perfectly? https://youtu.be/j2d6T5G2rrY?si=9oKXSk9ZxmsGJY2U

[MisterWack]

@Danzigdawson 🤣

[Anonymous]

Do you dislike Donald Trump more than Canadian PM Mark Carney?

[Danzigdawson]

... yes. Just like pretty much everyone in the world.

[Opinion Owner]

There is a man named Justin Eichorn.
He wanted to introduce a bill which would classify TDS as a mental illness.
He later ended up being criminally charged for attempting to have sex with a minor.

[Opinion Owner]

TDS isn’t truly a mental illness though it’s just something the Trump supporters use as an Ad hominem because they cannot come up with something more logical to say.

[Danzigdawson]

That's true 👍

[Opinion Owner]

Yes 👍

[Opinion Owner]

Look at this video of the orange obese Donald Trump calling another person fat.

https://youtu.be/Ox09AHH6ONM?si=cyIEQnjzcYPhJA0I

[exitseven]

President Trump is living rent free in your head.

[Danzigdawson]

If this is true, then; in my head, he lives rent free in a dingy, mold and rat infested basement-level squat with no utilities.

In yours, he razed your brain to the ground, built a soon-to-be bankrupt casino over it and makes YOU pay the rent to live in your own brain, in a derelict dog kennel where you beg for your daily ration of trump-brand dog food.

This is not a pretty picture... 😬

[exitseven]

so much anger, were you abused as a child?

[Danzigdawson]

No, but were you? Is this why you've got this unhealthy incline to be such a spineless yes-man?

[DonaldDarko]

I see you took a swim in lake TDS.

[Danzigdawson]

@DonaldDarko "Lake TDS"... because lakes are so often named with acronyms... or fake medical terms. It almost works.

[DonaldDarko]

TDS is supposed to be a fake medical term. At least we intended it that way. Looking at the behavior of those who are the butt of the joke though it's kind of creepy to watch

[Sevenpointfive]

i just like saying libtard

[Staglioni]

Dear God🤣