What ill-gotten gains tickle your fancy?

Oh dear, husband of the ex Scottish first minister has been banged up for being a naughty boy. Peter Murrel embezzled £400,000 from party funds and went on a spending spree and his wife claims she knew nothing about it.

Any ways here's the full list of stuff he bought https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1eyjv27xl3o

Better still here's some random screenshots. So what ill-gotten gains do you like best?
Socket set and caulk
Watch and pen
Teapot and kitchen utensils
Wine coaster and coffee machine
Key pouch and tea set
Weather station and lawnmower
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What ill-gotten gains tickle your fancy?
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