Asylum seekers to the UK are to be given a handbook on how to behave in the UK. This is in response to a few commiting crimes like rape because they didn't understand our ways.
But why only give them to asylum seekers? Why not legal migrants or tourists. In fact why not to men in general even if they're born in the UK?
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Only asylum seekers should get the book
Tourists and migrants should also get it
All men should get it
All men should be made to watch an annual government training video
Seems stupid to me
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I've seen a draft of a proposal that I find rather intriguing. If it comes to pass I should think that all Americans ought to recieve a copy as well. It is as follows.
To: The citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
His Sovereign Majesty King Charles III will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which he does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Andy Burnham, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter ˜U’ will be reinstated in words such as ˜favour’ and ˜neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ˜doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ˜vocabulary’).
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like, cool, and , you know is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ˜u’ and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The King.
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth – see what it did for them.
12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Dick Van Dyke attempt English dialogue in "Mary Poppins" was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don’t try Rugby – the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.
14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
16. An internal revenue agent (i. e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with cucumber sandwiches, high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
Or... countries COULD actually enforce immigration and especially asylum laws, to prevent immigrants from breaking asylum rules for economic reasons. International law, to which nearly every European country is a signatory to, requires that asylum seekers apply for asylum from the first non-conflict country they encounter. Traveling through 7 countries to arrive at the country with the most generous welfare laws and most lax immigration enforcement is a violation of asylum laws.
It also means that the chances are FAR higher that said immigrants have very different morals and values than in your country, which tends to lead to crime and conflict, which comes at the expense of the regular citizens of the country (but almost never at the expense of the elites who allow it). And that's why that law exists - but many countries don't have much interest in enforcing it because those immigrants are dependent on the government handouts that the politicians provide, ensuring that their votes will be virtually guaranteed (which is also why there is a big push to allow "everyone" to vote regardless of citizenship.
I agree with everything mentioned in this small book except for marital rape, i don't believe in marital rape and the consent thing in marriage is wrong, a husband cannot treat his wife like a stranger nor a wife can treat her husband like a stranger, i agree if they are not married, but marriage is something sacred between a man and a woman, plus they become a family, i'll never marry a woman who believes in this sh*t!
No wife would tell her husband no, unless there's harsh a reason for it, a husband and wife can never be considered like boyfriend and girlfriend or like strangers!
Even if he forced her to have sex, he will be punished for hurting her but not as rape, cause between a husband and a wife there's no such thing as rape, it's normal sex!
I have already explained it for thousands of times and even wrote a mytake on it on my previous account, guess what? The majority who had agreed and liked it are women 😏
It's still there if you don't believe me...
I respect you if you don't agree with me, but that's who i am!
Although at first sight seemingly silly, and although normally such educational topics should have been learned and taught at school, it cannot harm to make such a book available everywhere. Considering the low maturity of most humans and their egoistic behaviour, rubbing in some basics of good education might be an excellent idea: I mean to all citizens generally, not only immigrants.
Of course I know the educational problems of many immigrants living in difficult situations and not familiar with democratic values and habits of the West, and thus handing them such a book is not a bad idea in itself, but what about the language used?
A book? Seems stupid to me When they arrive in UK and got to mosque, the Wahabi Imam from Saudi Arabia will explain them that this book shows only what infidels fear at most and it's exactly what those new arriver should do. He will tell them, even if the go to jail there will be lot of Muslim brothers but in most cases UK officials are too afraid to punish them for rape or assault. They enjoy practically impunity while every Infidel who dares to put a hand on them will be harshly punished. They maybe aren't mentally capable to develop quantum theories but they are smart enough to understand things a dog would understand too.
I think legally , you can't hold someone accountable for laws they are not aware of. This gets complex because most people assume everyone is familiar with their culture. It ain't so, Bucky. If I went to an Islamic Country on vacation, I would expect some form of instruction so I did not inadvertently do something that put me at odds with the locals.
Simply, courts, including the US Supreme Court, have ruled that ignorance of the law is not a valid defense. It may sometimes be a mitigating factor for the sentence, but it won't prevent a conviction.
You have young men coming from countries where women are lower than goats! They have no problem raping their goats so why not rape women. No little picture book will change a lifetime of beliefs. They are just not comparable with western beliefs.
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Lol, seems rather pointless as most cannot read English, and are only here for around 6 months.
But that pamphlet should be handed at English football stadiums for the English lout to follow...
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"In fact why not to men in general even if they're born in the UK?" I thought that the UK was such a civilized society that these things would have been taught to all children by their parents and further education would be unnecessary. Are you pulling back the curtain and telling us that the UK is not all that it pretends to be?
If this is the case then they shouldn’t be in this country to begin with! Many Muslim men who were born in the UK don’t even abide by the law so what makes the illegals do the same?
For example i don't believe in marital rape! They can do whatever they want, if their rules opposes my thoughts and my lifestyle than i'll simply won't visit this country 😏
Even though what's funny about it is that i had a big number of women in the U. K who'd wipe this book with their shoes just to see me in real life!
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I've seen a draft of a proposal that I find rather intriguing. If it comes to pass I should think that all Americans ought to recieve a copy as well. It is as follows.
To: The citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
His Sovereign Majesty King Charles III will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which he does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Andy Burnham, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter ˜U’ will be reinstated in words such as ˜favour’ and ˜neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ˜doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ˜vocabulary’).
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like, cool, and , you know is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ˜u’ and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The King.
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth – see what it did for them.
12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Dick Van Dyke attempt English dialogue in "Mary Poppins" was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don’t try Rugby – the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.
14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
16. An internal revenue agent (i. e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with cucumber sandwiches, high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
God save the King.
Or... countries COULD actually enforce immigration and especially asylum laws, to prevent immigrants from breaking asylum rules for economic reasons. International law, to which nearly every European country is a signatory to, requires that asylum seekers apply for asylum from the first non-conflict country they encounter. Traveling through 7 countries to arrive at the country with the most generous welfare laws and most lax immigration enforcement is a violation of asylum laws.
It also means that the chances are FAR higher that said immigrants have very different morals and values than in your country, which tends to lead to crime and conflict, which comes at the expense of the regular citizens of the country (but almost never at the expense of the elites who allow it). And that's why that law exists - but many countries don't have much interest in enforcing it because those immigrants are dependent on the government handouts that the politicians provide, ensuring that their votes will be virtually guaranteed (which is also why there is a big push to allow "everyone" to vote regardless of citizenship.
I agree with everything mentioned in this small book except for marital rape, i don't believe in marital rape and the consent thing in marriage is wrong, a husband cannot treat his wife like a stranger nor a wife can treat her husband like a stranger, i agree if they are not married, but marriage is something sacred between a man and a woman, plus they become a family, i'll never marry a woman who believes in this sh*t!
No wife would tell her husband no, unless there's harsh a reason for it, a husband and wife can never be considered like boyfriend and girlfriend or like strangers!
Even if he forced her to have sex, he will be punished for hurting her but not as rape, cause between a husband and a wife there's no such thing as rape, it's normal sex!
I have already explained it for thousands of times and even wrote a mytake on it on my previous account, guess what? The majority who had agreed and liked it are women 😏
It's still there if you don't believe me...
I respect you if you don't agree with me, but that's who i am!
Although at first sight seemingly silly, and although normally such educational topics should have been learned and taught at school, it cannot harm to make such a book available everywhere. Considering the low maturity of most humans and their egoistic behaviour, rubbing in some basics of good education might be an excellent idea: I mean to all citizens generally, not only immigrants.
Of course I know the educational problems of many immigrants living in difficult situations and not familiar with democratic values and habits of the West, and thus handing them such a book is not a bad idea in itself, but what about the language used?
A book? Seems stupid to me
When they arrive in UK and got to mosque, the Wahabi Imam from Saudi Arabia will explain them that this book shows only what infidels fear at most and it's exactly what those new arriver should do. He will tell them, even if the go to jail there will be lot of Muslim brothers but in most cases UK officials are too afraid to punish them for rape or assault. They enjoy practically impunity while every Infidel who dares to put a hand on them will be harshly punished.
They maybe aren't mentally capable to develop quantum theories but they are smart enough to understand things a dog would understand too.
I think legally , you can't hold someone accountable for laws they are not aware of. This gets complex because most people assume everyone is familiar with their culture. It ain't so, Bucky. If I went to an Islamic Country on vacation, I would expect some form of instruction so I did not inadvertently do something that put me at odds with the locals.
Legally, you are completely wrong, and every day in almost every country there are people who get convicted of crimes they weren't aware were crimes.
You are really approaching it from a moral direction than a legal one, but even that has limits.
@MrOracle Ex Post Facto? Explain.
Simply, courts, including the US Supreme Court, have ruled that ignorance of the law is not a valid defense. It may sometimes be a mitigating factor for the sentence, but it won't prevent a conviction.
You have young men coming from countries where women are lower than goats!
They have no problem raping their goats so why not rape women. No little picture book will change a lifetime of beliefs.
They are just not comparable with western beliefs.
Lol, seems rather pointless as most cannot read English, and are only here for around 6 months.
But that pamphlet should be handed at English football stadiums for the English lout to follow...
"In fact why not to men in general even if they're born in the UK?" I thought that the UK was such a civilized society that these things would have been taught to all children by their parents and further education would be unnecessary. Are you pulling back the curtain and telling us that the UK is not all that it pretends to be?
If this is the case then they shouldn’t be in this country to begin with! Many Muslim men who were born in the UK don’t even abide by the law so what makes the illegals do the same?
You beat me to it @Sunshinelips.
Many migrants don't speak English and can't read the handbook...
But that's just typical action, wasting billions of taxpayer money, isn't it?
Yes, everybody should... when I see how many malicious people there are in my town, I really thing they should get the behave book - by the law.
I find it comical that your country actively arrests people for complaining about migrant rape gangs yet will do nothing about said rape gangs.
Imagine taking people from countries that dont know that rape is immoral
For example i don't believe in marital rape!
They can do whatever they want, if their rules opposes my thoughts and my lifestyle than i'll simply won't visit this country 😏
Even though what's funny about it is that i had a big number of women in the U. K who'd wipe this book with their shoes just to see me in real life!
It seems sr\tupid since most of them cannot read a word of English
I thought being British was mainly about queueing etiquette?
If they’re good people, they’ll just behave and be a good gentleman. You don’t need a book to behave proper
And the ones that are not, then what?
@EmmaMary then no citizenship. And you must leave the country immediately.
@EmmaMary , @Iron_Man do you believe in everything that's written on this brochure or little book?
@TonyMetal___1986 i’m not feeling good right now my friend. I’ve been throwing up 4 times in the last three hours.
@Iron_Man Ohhh 😳
Sorry to hear about that...
Might be from something that you have ate, hope you feel well very soon...
@TonyMetal___1986 Thank you
Hope you start feeling better very soon indeed @Iron_Man
@EmmaMary thank you Emma
I’ve thrown up eight times now not doing good
Sounds racist to me.
There’s your culutural enrichment.
Trump needs one