Is American covid the best covid ever?

[purplepoppy]

American covid is sweeping the UK and Europe. Apparently, one of the symptoms is your sneezes sound like "Yee haw."

According to the UK government, there's no need for a lockdown because, thanks to Trump, no one can afford to drive anywhere.

But is this going to be the best covid ever? Does no one do covid like America? The best, biggest covid ever.

It's a big beautiful bug and we're going to kill billions

Time to stock pile toilet paper again

We're going to rename it the Canadian virus

It's only a cold, nothing 20 burgers, a gun, and wrapping yourself in a nice warm flag won't cure

[Ill_made_Knight]

Hey, look on the bright side if you sound like your shouting YEEE-HAAAW you may just be invited to join in herding the longhorns at the Ft. Worth Stockyards.
Far worse if it turns you into a fat orange flatulant narcissist in diapers... right?

[Chazmatazz269]

By now, everyone knows Covid started in a lab in China. I don’t quite understand the point of attempting to obfuscate the facts any further.

[mstbooblover]

Let's name it MCGA (Make Covid Great Again ;0)

[Alex-Snow]

Trumpy would not want to rename it to the Canadian virus.

[NathanDavis]

that's Texan Covid...

[xawyx-3]

Right, lol, the best ever :P

[exitseven]

stock up, on toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Funny how this happens around election time