I think I've heard this every year since I was 5 years old
And the biggest corporate is the Tupperware lady trying to sell you Tupperware that will last through any type of explosion whatever you put in that Tupperware container is like a time capsule they want to make sure everybody has one
And I guess if it does end at least we're going to know a lot of good people and a lot of bad people up there because we're all going together we'll have another question and answer gag up there probably not as naughty but it's okay
So what? Mine already ended 5 days ago!! How is the population increasing? Men aren't approaching women anymore because the women are either bat shit crazy or have decided years ago that men are evil or that women just want to be left alone! Well, now, they've got what they want and are still crying BECAUSE they're left alone!! And the men are scared to even LOOK AT a broad because it might get him arrested on rape charges!! Then you've got the ones who HAVE a FANTASTIC guy and a WONDERFUL life planned together and then decide they don't want to be with him anymore! Then you've got women killing their own children! Then you've got illegals and druggies killing anybody they feel like for no specific reason! Then, we have some Iranian assholes that thought it was a great idea to kill about 10,000 of their own people for no reason at all!! So, how is the population increasing if nobody's fucking and having kids anymore and loads are being killed?
News to me. I thought the Mayans had the monopoly on doomsday predictions. I have never even read anyone else on the subject. How’s it going down? Super volcano? Asteroid? Kool-aid cult? This is an important factor in determining how i will celebrate.
They’re always saying that I remember as a kid the world was gong end on a Saturday about 4 o’clock in the morning. I knew it was BS but I set my alarm clock and I made sure to get up and turn my radio on and I brought it outside with me and when I hit 4 o’clock in the morning the radio guy says everybody get down and hold the Earth down press it down, so I got down on my driveway holding it down and nothing happened.
There have been several predictions of the end of the world over the years. None have happened yet, and since we can't control if and when it happens, we might just as well go live life like normal people.
Ah, more doom and gloom. The world will not end before Thanksgiving and Christmas. And I have cataract surgery to improve my vision. The world has to hang on for me!
It probably won't happen. These things are put out every so often to get people talking and making a big deal of everything, only for it not to happen.
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I think I've heard this every year since I was 5 years old
And the biggest corporate is the Tupperware lady trying to sell you Tupperware that will last through any type of explosion whatever you put in that Tupperware container is like a time capsule they want to make sure everybody has one
And I guess if it does end at least we're going to know a lot of good people and a lot of bad people up there because we're all going together we'll have another question and answer gag up there probably not as naughty but it's okay
So what? Mine already ended 5 days ago!!
How is the population increasing? Men aren't approaching women anymore because the women are either bat shit crazy or have decided years ago that men are evil or that women just want to be left alone! Well, now, they've got what they want and are still crying BECAUSE they're left alone!! And the men are scared to even LOOK AT a broad because it might get him arrested on rape charges!!
Then you've got the ones who HAVE a FANTASTIC guy and a WONDERFUL life planned together and then decide they don't want to be with him anymore!
Then you've got women killing their own children!
Then you've got illegals and druggies killing anybody they feel like for no specific reason!
Then, we have some Iranian assholes that thought it was a great idea to kill about 10,000 of their own people for no reason at all!!
So, how is the population increasing if nobody's fucking and having kids anymore and loads are being killed?
News to me.
I thought the Mayans had the monopoly on doomsday predictions. I have never even read anyone else on the subject.
How’s it going down? Super volcano? Asteroid? Kool-aid cult? This is an important factor in determining how i will celebrate.
That’s my brother‘s birthday.
They’re always saying that I remember as a kid the world was gong end on a Saturday about 4 o’clock in the morning. I knew it was BS but I set my alarm clock and I made sure to get up and turn my radio on and I brought it outside with me and when I hit 4 o’clock in the morning the radio guy says everybody get down and hold the Earth down press it down, so I got down on my driveway holding it down and nothing happened.
There have been several predictions of the end of the world over the years. None have happened yet, and since we can't control if and when it happens, we might just as well go live life like normal people.
Ah, more doom and gloom. The world will not end before Thanksgiving and Christmas. And I have cataract surgery to improve my vision. The world has to hang on for me!
As you so aptly stated before... Ahem... YEEEEE haaaw!
Slim Pickens rocked in Dr. Strangelove.
@OneViewpoint yes he did
What? The world is ending again? Would someone please publish the schedule? I'm busy next week. I'll catch the next world ending.
LOL, it's a paradox of maths that can make stupid conclusions from hard patterns and numbers.
Yeah I don't believe that. We were also told the end of the world was going to happen in 2012.
I survived the last time it ended and I'll survive next time too.
@lilBigPotato I'm guessing you MSY be a tardigrade?
@Ill_made_Knight it's no coincidence that they look kinda similar to a potato...
Oooooh... I hadn't made the connection... don't think they julienne well though
I have gone through a few other ends of the world earlier on.
After a while you get used to it.
In this case I need 1kg cocaine + lot of alcohol
It probably won't happen. These things are put out every so often to get people talking and making a big deal of everything, only for it not to happen.
Simples...
I'll make sure to choose the MHOs on all my GAG questions by no later than 11/12/2026, 11:59 PM
It probably won't make a bit of difference to the universe
Sorry, but did you know people have been predicting the end of the world for centuries, and we're still here? 😂
AGAIN? This is the FIFTH time already
Oh noooo, anyway
Wow, what a surprise :P
Fuck it