Questions: Society & Politics

If you're like me, you like to wind down the day with a delicious dolphin & cheddar melt sandwich, and a bottle of Chianti.
But I ONLY buy my canned dolphin if I know it's tuna safe. I would hate to think that some reckless asshole, fishes with one of those dolphin nets that accidentally catch innocent tuna in the process.
But the people who appose me say: "But, Kimmy, dolphins are smartly, so we shouldn't kill them." And I say: "Oh, yeah? Well, I know a guy who's as dumb as a fence post, and he's the leader of the free world!. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

As part of the Texas law banning abortion they are offering $10,000 rewards for anyone that reports violators. Can a system where citizens report other citizens be helpful for different types of crimes as well such as running a red light, speeding, leaving the trash cans out too long, saying bad things about the government? Imagine a new class of occupations that consist of finding and reporting lawbreakers.