How do you play football as a complete beginner?

[Kelly6]

You kick the ball

You throw the ball

A total of 41 votes were cast: 11 girls and 30 guys. See detailed results

[Laws-Of-Existence]

In soccer you can throw it sometimes. In American football you throw it all the time.

Anyway. I predicted that brewers will win today. I just checked and they started out losing but it is a long game. ㅤ

ㅤ

I also predicted that tomorrow,

Commanders vs. Cowboys: Cowboys 1st Half Team Total: O/U 13.5: UNDER

Under 13.5. I thought the odds are 50/50 but turns out statistically it is likely to be under 14 points.

But brewers were slightly againsy the odds, will see if today my prediction wins against the odds, game just started minutes ago, it will run for nearly 3 hours.

[Laws-Of-Existence]

I don't know how many predictions i posted here were correct in a row, but i relaunched the database this week so i only have saved the last 2. Both of which i guessed correctly. I now fixed the odds problem. It uses an official odds api.

Here is one of many export options:

I just made this after a participant requested. The only participant remaining after a dozen others gsve up.
In here, +1.73 means, if every prediction i make was wagered 10,000, the net profit would be 17,300 after these two, leaving 37,300 on your account. In reality the profit would be always, always higher because there is no house taxation on polymarket, and on pinnacle the tax is 2%, not 7%, and in gambling companies with high taxes you can always make no-brainer parlays like "it will score at least one point" but they ban repeated winners. As well, different books set different odds, for example betMGM expected that Rangers would lose on September 15th and paid out more than double. You can cherry pick the platforms that pay more for a given outcome. If i lose a prediction then the whole number will drop by 1, then it will say 0.73 if i lose tomorrow.

And i have a bot that sends encrypted prediction messages, on polymarket matches the link is included
Because the double blind bias removal leaves the viewer unsuspecting what he even views. See, over 18 hoirs before the match started, i remote viewed that Rangers will win.

I am not revealing my website publicly, but i will keep posting my predictions and result for a little more. I will now make a pledge to update with my results Excel export next Saturday. It will also motivate me to take risks and view more. Because every single time i remote view, i feel strange on the inside, almost like fear. Or ego dissolution. But it's never comfortable.

[Laws-Of-Existence]

I want to say, absolutely everyone can rеmotе view. CIA and other government funded organizations conducted studies and average people could do it. The more people do it the more immune to accidents it is, in a sense, but in my opinion more than 10 participants is useless because 6 out of 10 is the same as 60 out of 100. There is nothing dark or evil about it. The only people hurt by divination are those attempting to bypass their karmic necessities, e. g. use unnatural means to cure an illness pain-free that was supposed to teach a karmic lesson. That's my understanding of these very common cases of it backfiring. Using divination to dodge responsibilities and inner world destiny will backfire, but not because it is evil. Because the backfiring is simply that same stream of pain seeping through that you attempted to blockade unnaturally.

I tried recruiting people all over the internet but every place bans me. Maybe that's also their own karma protecting them from change.

[Laws-Of-Existence]

This one is very low confidence. I actually sort of cheated during remote viewing. It has classicaly lended in a total draw with this: it first predicted one team, then neither team, then the opposite team. Undecided after 3 attempts. I programmed my website to discard those matches as not predictable. Maybe some quantum theory like the reality hasn't fully collapsed or whatever, would be an excuse to move on, normally.

But i tried and tried and tried, until i got 3 guesses in a row favoring one of these russian tennisists playing about in 7 hours from now:


The odds are displayed there as exact perfect 50/50 for this match.

I already predicted one match today, and it was correct, and there absolutely is a finite fuel for intuition. CIA employed intuitive spies ended up making protocols as infrequent as 15 minutes per week to combat targets crosstalk. So doing two in one day is pushing it and accuracy drops fast.

If Kotov doesn't win... as always i will say it's just an exception and i was just tired. Or unlike other matches, the ourcome of this one was not determined by fate thus no way to peedict.

Again. Low confidence on this one. And i am NOT betting on it like i went to bet on Brewers today last minute while they were still underdogs.

[OneViewpoint]

If you're trying to teach young kids, get a nerf football to begin with. Soft foam. Lightweight. Nobody breaks any fingers or gets the wind knocked out of them. Make it fun not painful. The ball travels slower too. It's easier for kids to catch and hold onto.

Teach them the basics first, Throwing, catching, running with the ball. Also punting and place kicking. Hand / eye coordination. Throwing and imparting a rotation to the ball to stabilize it in flight is not intuitive for a lot of people.

Move on to a properly sized leather ball once they have the basics down and show an interest in the sport. Kids will only get frustrated with a regulation NFL football. They need something sized for their hands. Even adults may find a smaller ball easier to learn with.

A common cheap small kicking tee

A better kicking tee that works with any size ball

[purplepoppy]

First look at the spectators. If they're eating pies and look like Nazis you kick the ball. If they're eating hotdogs and taking up two seats each then you throw it.

[Elliegirl]

I suppose it depends on which football you’re talking about

[AviatorTom]

Depends where you are.

In the US and Canada, the term football refers to American football, where you run and throw the ball, with occasional kicking.

In most other countries, the term football refers to soccer (initially, association football in England) where you kick or head the ball. Only a special player, the goalkeeper, can use their hands and throw the ball, unless it's a throw-in.

Since I am in the US, most kids would throw the ball.

[Gasman2]

you learn the rules and the positions, then you learn to throw the ball, or if it's the kind of football American's call soccer then you learn to kick the ball.

[Sevenpointfive]

uh, footballs are shaped like foots... kickballs should be for soccer... baseballs should be for kickball... batballs should be for baseball or stay on the bat.

[OlderAndWiser]

Are you asking about soccer or American football?

[andreasderjuengere]

In ''America'' - try to hurt as many people as you can. No matter how.

In Africa - forget it

In Europe - pretend you know what you do and just run around on some lawn.

[Chayce]

Lol what's wrong with football in Africa

[andreasderjuengere]

@Chayce - the few who can play leave to play elsewhere.

[EmmaMary]

Other than to try kicking the ball I've absolutely no idea at all... Sorry.

[Kelly6]

@EmmaMary
American will sure tell you what else to do. lol

[EmmaMary]

I do try my hardest to play football with our son, but truthfully speaking I'm absolutely hopeless at it, as he now keeps telling me!

[Kelly6]

@EmmaMary you are not the only one, my kids put me to shame in football

[EmmaMary]

@Kelly6. Even our four year old daughter seems to be better at it than me, she certainly has far better coordination.

[Kelly6]

@EmmaMary lol yr old winning over you does sound funny lol

[EmmaMary]

@Kelly6. Four Year Old.

[Kelly6]

four yr old is cute to play football
@EmmaMary

[Iron_Man]

That soccer ⚽️

[Kelly6]

@Iron_Man football

[Iron_Man]

😂…:

[Iron_Man]

Soccer ⚽️

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83oeV4d/

[Iron_Man]

American tackle football

https://youtu.be/uiz87A3RpEw

[Iron_Man]

https://youtu.be/uiz87A3RpEw

[Iron_Man]

Something’s going on it always usually works. Let me try to find another website.

[Iron_Man]

https://youtu.be/t7XDAN_mox4

[Iron_Man]

This website is not working. It’s not my fault.

[EmmaMary]

@Iron_Man

To the very best of my knowledge (which I know might be limited) here in the UK it's called FOOTBALL.

[Iron_Man]

Its Football in America NFL and college football, and other organizations

[spartan55]

The answer entirely depends on what position you will be playing.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I mean if you throw it then it is handball, not football

[molonski2]

AFL you start by kicking , then learning the various skills.

[TonyMetal___1986]

Kick the ball, cause here we play soccer not the American football style

[AngryCarl3]

Throwing the ball is an automatic yellow card.

[FenixG45]

It sounds like you're talking about soccer; not football.

[msc545]

If you're smart, you don't do this at all. There is a non-zero chance of winding up with a brain injury.

[Iron_Man]

Boo.:.

[Iron_Man]

Do you want to learn how to play American tackle football? 🏈

[NathanDavis]

which kind of football?

[queenofcardio]

You can do both

[itss_lily]

im American but to me this is football: ⚽️

[dislikesmath]

I'm not into sports but I trow the ball

[DryGermanGuy]

Kick it like Beckham!

[Iron_Man]

Thats soccer ⚽️

[DryGermanGuy]

No, that's Football, Fußball or Fútbol, depending on the language.

[Iron_Man]

Those are people that weigh 165 pounds that kick the soccer ball ⚽️

[WhitneySnow]

You do both. And rushing (running) with the ball.

[_Jenny_]

@Kelly6 Throw the football 🏈

[Paige2006]

Throw the ball

[jahaims]

Your question doesn't make sense

[Markella83]

Kicking a guy in nuts over and over I guess.

[Celticwolf78]

Have someone practice with you and teach you

[Stone_30]

Learn the rules

[Bklynbadboy12]

I do both

[Talhacikk]

Dont play