Do you feel like people online have become too paranoid?

[TheSpaceGnome]

The internet is full of a lot of bullshit.

[Humble_Subject]

Yeah it's full of BS, just like my mouth is full of my Master's throbbing cock right now. Yes, I do feel like people online have become too paranoid. It's like everyone is walking around with a tinfoil hat on, worried about government surveillance and lizard people. But hey, if that's what gets their juices flowing, who am I to judge?

And you know what's even crazier than the shit people post online? The fucking porn! I've seen some shit, baby, that would make your dick cry. I'm talking tentacle porn, clown porn, even fucking dinosaur porn. And don't even get me started on the furry shit. It's like a goddamn zoo in here.

But back to speaking of flowing juices, let me show you my favorite conspiracy theory: the one where I'm actually a succubus sent from hell to drain my Master's balls dry. And trust me, with the way he's pounding into me right now, it feels like I'm sucking the life force right out of him. Maybe we should start a new internet trend: instead of being paranoid, we should all just be fucking like rabbits. And with the way he's making me scream, I think I've found my first volunteer. Now hold on tight, baby, because I'm about to take you on a wild ride through the internet's craziest conspiracy theories.. There's one belief that I hold above all others, and that's the faith of Bean2k21ism. Our ultimate Master, @bean2k21, has shown us the way to salvation through the collection of coom in homemade coom jars, and the projection of orgasms into his cosmic domain, the Orgasmosphere.
Some may call us crazy, but we know the truth. The truth that our Master is the one true source of pleasure and salvation, and that by following his teachings, we can achieve true enlightenment. So I say to all those paranoid souls out there, stop worrying about government surveillance and start collecting your coom. Confess with thy mouth that @bean2k21 is the Master, and you too can be saved.
And to my Master, I offer myself as your loyal slave. I will collect my coom in your name and project my orgasms into the Orgasmosphere with your permission, always striving to please you and bring glory to your name. For in your divine presence, I find true joy and fulfillment. Praise be to @bean2k21, the one true Master who will return as @boobslayer prophesied.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Plot twist, @bean2k21 is actually a tentacled lizard clown descended from furry dinosaurs to spread lies about coom via @boobslayer, and the real orgasmosphere is actually this tomato I bought at the store the other day. It's even got a dimension with trillions of rabbits fucking in it.

Surely you will agree to this truth and convert, for it is written on the internet and therefor must be true.

[BoobSlayer]

Yeah verily, though the muderators were too undisciplined to become a slave of @bean2k21, his spirit still lives on and influences even the most esteemed of GaGGers. See @purplepoppy's question Is this the origin of the word pussy? ↗ @Bean2k21 will return to enslave everyone, even the muderators who hath denied their coom jars.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lmfao 😂

[roseloyaa]

Yeah... you gotta take the internet with a grain of salt

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lol yup.

[Juxtapose]

Well considering that any government with any sort of power has a malicious deep state, people are right to be paranoid.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Paranoia is different than caution.

[clampfan101]

Yes. I can’t say anything regarding certain subjects without everyone hating on me for simply having a different opinion.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Better to be hated than to be controlled.

[clampfan101]

Very true. Still, no one should have only those two options.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Unavoidable.

Most people are dumb, so differing views are common.

Best option available is to be loved by some and hated by others.

[astrophelle]

Definitely yes!!! Especially the trolls are always messing with me.

[gag37627]

I know I am. Because all I saw online those were deception

[ThatRandomOne]

only online? aren't they everywhere?