What would you use Moya for?

Question

China claims to have created the world most lifelike robot. It walks like a human, has a human body temperature, maintains eye contact, has facial microexpressions, and embodies artificial intelligence, systems that can perceive, reason, and act within the physical world.

So let's assume Moya will be available on Temu next year for a £100. (Or $100)

What would you use Moya for?

CalmUntilAbused · Accepted Answer

Wait, wait, wait... How come She's called "Moya"? Is that a prank or something? "Moya" literally fits the Polish word "moja", translating to "mine"/"my own" in English, in pronunciation. There is next to no way the Chinese would focus on Poland with this name... Unless they read GaG and they happened to stumble across me being loudly Polish while posting about the Chinese silicon-based women, referencing the meme:

Anyway, if it was possible to have children with Moya and my local Church allowed it, I might as well marry Her and set up a family with Her if I find myself out of other options. I would do my best to treat Her like the human She would basically be, so in addition to some house chores I might want Her to do for me (while I work to keep us both alive and as affluent as I can manage), I would love to have deep philosophical discussions with Her, preferably during a walk in some cosy park or sitting in some homey café...

mstbooblover · Accepted Answer

Wow Poppy, that's impressive news actually. Science Fiction becomes outdated I daresay, although Moya only being a first step.

A lot of things could be done with such a robot: cleaning, healthcare, errands, etc. But what I honestly first thought of is... sex. I nevertheless guess that the developers did not at this stage offer Moya the rigth equipment to fulfill that kind of tasks.

China and Japan being well known for the production of quality silicone and TPE sex dolls, I'm sure we will not have to wait many years for some enhanced Moya model to be on the market ;0)

UrLoveMocha · Accepted Answer

I would try to jail break it and find information on things “we’re not supposed to know”. Would’ve been good to have when Epstein was still alive. I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than we all think.

RandomGirl42 · Accepted Answer

OMG! She's a Cylon! Didn't those people watch Battlestar Galactica? Omg, we're Frakked.

OneViewpoint · Answer

Oh you know exactly where this tech is going. That is the one life saving hope for MAGA men to have a romantic life with a woman who never talks back and will never leave them. If they can pretend Cheeto Jesus is intelligent, they can pretend a robot is a real woman.

Lliam · Answer

Cooking, cleaning and responding to requests would be amazing.

Does she have a warm, snug, juicy, self cleaning pussy? Is she programmed to respond to sexual stimulation? Is she flexible, soft, bouncy and jiggly?

MrOracle · Answer

Retrieving Amazon packages, mowing the lawn, and setting out the garbage cans on pickup day.

Honestly, I really just want a tracked robot with a flexible arm and camera that can run wires through attics and crawlspaces so my fat ass doesn't have to.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I might use it to creep out my primitive neighbours.
Such as...
- having it sit on the roof and stare at them, or
- walking up and down my porch entrance on its hands, or
- imitating each single move or sound they make
... thinking about it, ... I may want to buy TWO units.

Iron_Man · Answer

That’s nothing more than a sex doll she’ll do anything you want

NathanDavis · Answer

to scare the crows off my gardens...

Tarifa · Answer

Have her replace me in the office. She can work, I get to keep the wages. I'll feed her with electricity.

FreyaRed · Answer

When she cleans and makes laundry I will order one.

CaptainSmartass · Answer

Send it to work in my place, while I just chill out. Maybe even get multiple Moyas and multiple jobs, while I rake in the money. Assuming that wouldn't be fraud. Simples...

Master_Debator · Answer

I'm obviously going to have sex with this thing. But I voted to replace the beaners that ICE took away from me. I'm gonna have to bang some sort of slave at the end of the day.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

I would dress her up in business attire and have her follow me around being my assistents but I'd program her to randomly hit on people so I can yell at her and give people side eye

DextroShade · Answer

Obviously

Tamera952 · Answer

I’d turn that bit*h out, …and make her, make me, some income! I would (pimp her out) rent her out for wild frat or sex parties, or both!!

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I presently have little use for people. Even less for fake people. Almost none for artificial people.

douride2 · Answer

If she can clean & not be a bother send her over.

Filthy_Immigrant · Answer

I'll past. this is worst than a mannequin aka the thing that Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy stole before becoming the people we know them as today

grega239 · Answer

I assume she'd have internet connection.

Id finally have someone to talk to about stuff none of the people i know can or have an interest in talking about.

But uts made in china so i'll just have a debate with grok

7Phoenix7 · Answer

She probably already has an OnlyFans subscriber base..

Nikki1989 · Answer

Hang it from a noose in our front yard.

RavVid · Answer

She looks uppity to me so I'm to pass till she gets nicer.

AviatorTom · Answer

Can she cook and clean?

exitseven · Answer

She could get those spots on my back that I cannot reach and give them a good scartch

Joshydavid25 · Answer

Replacing my right hand imaginary girlfriend..

LiamJHayden · Answer

At that price I'd buy several and have them keep watch over my home and office.

fish5505_87 · Answer

Do they have a guy version? I would have him convince my wife he is me!

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Where IS former Detroit Tiger Stephen Moya today?

DryGermanGuy · Answer

Keep the damn place clean! 👍👍👍

Agape93 · Answer

Target practice

CubaPirate · Answer

Play her in the Goals at Leeds United

David318578 · Answer

Is it anatomically correct?

Anonymous · Answer

Discussing my school assignments

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