What’s the dumbest or most ridiculous thing an AI has ever told you?

[Xawyx-2]

Did any of the AIs (not just on the GaG) ever told you something really hilarious, or simply dumb?

I asked one of the AIs: "Do you recommend pancakes with marmalade or Nutella?
AI replied: "I don't eat pancakes with Nutella anymore, because Nutella has too much sugar and fat"
😆😂🤣

Yes, it happened a few times

Yes, many AIs tend to say hilarious things every day

Nope, never happened to me

Dumb - Yes, but it wasn't funny

It was funny, but not so dumb

Maybe, I'm not sure, depends what you consider to be dumb or funny

I don't even talk to AIs

[leannegrayson]

Honestly, that AI did you a huge favor. Eating a big ol' stack of pancakes covered in Nutella is a massive sin of gluttony. You're just totally giving in to your fleshly desires and worshipping sugary treats instead of the Lord. What that AI forgot to tell you, in my opinion, is that God is gonna have your soul get lost in the dark woods behind an old, abandoned maple syrup farm. While you're stumbling around in the pitch black, this hulking guy wearing a dirty burlap sack over his head is gonna ambush you and nail your hands to a maple tree with huge, rusty railroad spikes! Then he's gonna wedge your mouth open and pour a boiling hot, sticky vat of tree sap straight down your throat until your insides literally cook and blister.

[Xawyx-2]

Cool, I like the idea :P

[Abbycado]

I don’t talk (type) to AI. I have seen AbbyAi give some horrific advice. ☹️

[Xawyx-2]

Come on, AbbyAI is the best AI ever ;-)

[Abbycado]

AbbyAi is being retooled because she was such a tool to begin with. Little hussy.

[Xawyx-2]

Ah, the new update, right? XD

[Abbycado]

Yes, trying to program her not to be such a whore.

[Abbycado]

Ty for mho!

[Xawyx-2]

You're welcome

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I asked AI to name a woman who has been president of my country. In truth there has been none. But AI found one 👏🏼

I gave AI the title of a poem, and its author, then I asked if it knew it. It confirmed and quoted the poem. I later, accidentally, realized it didn't quote the actual poem, it made up a poem that looked stylistically similar instead. Then I confronted it with the authentic verses. It then explained that "It was an erroneous generation that resembles the style, but it was not an authentic poem" 👏🏼

[Xawyx-2]

Sounds familiar, I had to confront AI with authentic verses too, several times :D

[NathanDavis]

I don't usually "talk to AI" like that or don't ask that kind of questions

I use it to research faster on some educational info and then yes, sometimes there are mistakes and I should be the one fixing those

[strateguy632]

i use ai to search for data. a few times it didn't continue topic. and misinterpreted question. even when i learnt to add 'continued ' it didn't. but they fixed that.

the craziest thing was i asked, find me a source. it wanted to succeed so it made it up!

very convincing too. except i checked. but it kept sending me to various chapters that didn't have the data! i asked: if it can search text. then it admitted it was not there. after many tries on two topics.

they call that hallucination! and it is not funny.

[Xawyx-2]

I get it... they sometimes invent stuff, it happened to me too, I asked for some data, and AI replied with some things I couldn't find in any science book or online encyclopedia.

[DryGermanGuy]

„I‘d rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls.“
- Lester Siegel, Argo

[Xawyx-2]

Good one 🤣

[AngryCarl3]

I asked AI who had a better safety record, Boeing or Airbus? AI said there was no significant difference.

Then I asked it why Boeing has such a poor safety record, and it said because they're still updating a design from the 1960s.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

What does it give when you ask why Airbus has such a poor safety record?

[AngryCarl3]

@Maybe_Maybe_not "Airbus does not have a poor safety record. In fact, their modern aircraft families (such as the A320ceo/neo series, A330, A350, and A380) boast exceptional safety statistics, with many registering zero fatal hull-loss accidents throughout their operational histories. Modern Airbus planes are widely recognized for several key safety advancements:Fly-by-Wire (FBW) Technology: Airbus pioneered the widespread use of digital flight control systems in commercial aviation. This technology uses computers to translate pilot inputs into physical control surface movements. Envelope Protection: The FBW system features "envelope protection," which actively prevents pilots from pushing the aircraft beyond its structural or aerodynamic limits (e. g., preventing dangerous stalls or excessive banking). Industry Standard Statistics: Statistically, commercial aviation is incredibly safe, and major manufacturers like Airbus adhere to the same rigorous certification standards overseen by global agencies like the FAA and EASA. While some older-generation Airbus models or individual aircraft have experienced accidents—often due to a complex combination of weather, maintenance, or human error—their overall safety metrics are on par with the safest manufacturers in the world.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

hmmmmm, okay I tried lol, so you nailed something hehe

[Nikki1989]

The only AI I ever see is on here, and the nonsense they post is laughable.