If offered a one-way ticket to Mars, would you go?

[msc545]

[Anonymous]

In my lifetime if I went to Mars today, the odds of it becoming a community like the one on earth in enough time where I wouldn't be too old and crappy to enjoy it, would be slim to none. So I'd just be there looking at endless red rocks and having to deal with a limited amount of people, none of which I assume would be related to me, for the rest of my life, which sounds good in theory, but if you're stuck with some a-holes, there is no where for you to go or go to about that. Beyond that, all this is assuming we actually make it there in one piece and nothing catastrophic goes wrong while we're there which with no previous human inhabitants (that we know of) there is no way to even remotely predict success. Earth has a lot of problems, it really does, but I don't think flying the coop would improve my life.

[Jessica405]

No. We don't want humanity to fuck up another planet. There is enough crap there already.

[Jessica405]

Thank you for MHG!

[Buffy_Gee]

Well I'm willing to take the opportunity, I want out of this boring life of humanity, try being hostage on an alien inhabited community seems like a good sport.

[loveable_lad]

No, I guess there's nothing magical about Mars, it's just another planet with different conditions that are unsuitable for life.. I'd get pretty bored soon as there's nothing but rusty red ground and pinkish red sky everywhere.. Earth is thousand times more interesting. Imagine a space action film with all the scenes apparently on Mars the whole time. Even that would start to get boring halfway through the movie, let alone living there.

[OddBeMe]

will they send netflix and movie updates?

[msc545]

let's hope so

[OddBeMe]

and porn.

[msc545]

I think you may have to make your own porn...

[OddBeMe]

thats gotta be in a NASA document. If we colonize mars, repopulation will be a priority. And thus porn will be in the supply cart.

[msc545]

It may or may not be there. Do you want to risk PDS (Porn Deprivation Syndrome) if it isn't in the cart?

[OddBeMe]

Uhh, no! That’s why I’m triple checking. No woman/woman/horse porn…no hard on.

[msc545]

Okay because you asked, we are working on a special porn module for your capsule on the spacecraft. Once you land on Mars and if you survive that Landing that capsule will expand into a full-fledged porn collection just for you.

[OddBeMe]

excellent. make sure "step-brother" is the top choice.

[msc545]

"step--brother"... ? OK

[OddBeMe]

do you want me to procreate?

[Daniela1982]

Remember, garbage pickup is not available in space so if you masturbate it get's recycled in your food, much the same way pee does. So in a way you will be giving yourself a blow job and swallowing.

[msc545]

@Daniela1982 So cum is actually a good source of protein, and there is probably no harm in this even if it IS a bit yucky.

[msc545]

uh sure, if you feel like procreating, by all means, do so. Do you have health insurance?

[OddBeMe]

@Daniela1982 I’m ok with that surprisingly.

[Buffy_Gee]

I bet they will

[Jasmine-Darkfire]

Would there be a way to live on Mars? I don't want to have a one-way trip to just show up and die. Not interested in a suicide trip to die on another planet.

[Daniela1982]

Sure! When pigs dance!

cha cha cha

[msc545]

Great pic - I am still laughing!! Thanks!

[Guido]

Let's make Mars a penal colony. Empty our prisons and send them all there. Come to think of it we should send all out politicians too as there isn't an honest one in the bunch. We would neve have to worry about them coming back into society to commit more crimes.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Personally, I think I would rather have a one-way trip to an asteroid I can colonize and own, think of it as a galactic tropical island.

As for Mars, probably not... too many family members and love ones to leave behind forever.

[Anonymous]

No thanks I will not take. Let's send toxic people there to eat each other. May good people sit in peace in the world.

[420Rachel]

Nope. I think space is fascinating but I have no desire to go to space. I'm 100% sure something would go wrong and I would die. 😂

[MysteriousDarkness]

The atmopressyre is less dense than on earth.
Carbon Dioxide makes up 95% or 96% of the air.
Planet wide sandstorms that last weeks.
What would you do for shelter?
What would you do for food and water?
Just some stuff to think about.

[MrOracle]

Nope. I'm fine living out my life on the big blue marble.

[Adam1978]

Hell no that's a ticket to an early death. Cool way to go but I rather stay and enjoy life here.

[FinalFantasyBro]

No, us humans need oxygen to survive and considering Mars lack oxygen it wouldn't be a good idea to travel outside of Earth.

[sean1234]

Why? There's nothing there, not like anyone has even went to the moon. Can you prove it?

[chapawapa]

Hmmm will I have internet and same technology and apps? Sure why not

[t-8900]

Unless this is the actual birth of the principality of zeon and I get a free zaku out of it, then no

[De_La_BakedBeans]

Maybe if I where single and I had no family left. But I'm not single and I do, so no.

[exitseven]

No, I don;t think Mars would be all that interesting after the first week or so,

[shadowarrior99]

One way ticket? That tells me all I need to no. Hell no I'm not living the rest of my life on Mars. I barely explored Earth

[invalid1]

Fuck life if it will ever reject being extraordinary. Yes.

[silkjames]

ET ran off with my iPhone so yeah IL stop by his crib real quick on Mars lol 😂😂😂😂!!

[spandersat]

The sci-fi nerd in me absoluteoy would. In a heartbeat, no hesitation.

Realistically, I have absoliteoy NO skills to add to a trip like that or to contribute. It would be an amazing experience though.

[Somoneelse]

no. I'm not interrested in flying to mars or even sitting in a rocket for a lot of years.

[annabananna]

No I would get bored pretty fast. Earth has much more to offer.

[Luopio27]

If there was a playboy mansion, movie thester and mcdonalds, filled with prettiest of single blondies, I would not have a reason to return.

[KatanaSlice]

That's a tough one I would be more than willing to spend a few years on Mars but I would not want to be there for the rest of my life anyhow.

[loveslongnails]

No, what would I do when I get there? LOL There's no air.

[Jamie05rhs]

That's what she said.

[Anonymous]

Yes, i would go.
Nothing good for me in this world and nobody will miss me either.

Perfrect candidate for a suicide mission.

Not that i'm killing myself on purpose, but you know what i mean.

[Anonymous]

No. I'm pretty sure the novelty of being on another planet will wear off pretty quickly when the extreme inconveniences of surviving there become clear.

[KostasKouvalis]

Probably not. There are still a lot of places on earth I haven't seen. Plus it would be depressing to die up there with no family and no one to come visit your grave

[taco_truck]

No because how the hell am I supposed to go back if it all fails?

[TsAubreyKate]

Yes but I need a woman to go with me so we could make a Martian

[Cowboy6666]

Fuckkk nooo... I don't want to have a one-way trip to just show up and die.

[TOQGYDL]

Hell yeah. Let's ruin another planet. Where do I sign up?

[Vivaldi]

Depend how many people are we going to be? And how many of them are females.

Girls on earth don't talk to me. Girls on mars maybe would.

[Better_off_here]

No but can i choose someone to take my place? i need a break from them i really could use one :)

[Mediterraneansoul]

Kmt most people haven't even left their block. Taking about another planet.😂

[libsaretards]

Fuck no. I like where I'm at. I also like being able to breathe without a bulky space suit.

[Anonymous]

As long as my death was not certain. They were proposing a trip to Mars where everyone was going to die. So as long as it wasn't that trip; yes

[DryGermanGuy]

Do they have, like, McDonald's there?

[exitseven]

I heard that starbucks is putting a store next to Walmart.

[jshm2]

Nope. Would probably kick you into the rocket instead, though.

[robocop666]

can you even breathe there? or survive the temperature?

[Anonymous]

If im about to die then maybe. As for now, no since there’s not much to do there

[Jamie05rhs]

Nah. But I know a few people I'd like to send!

[exitseven]

yes, me too.

[Jamie05rhs]

@exitseven lol

[Hypnos0929]

Sounds like a hell of a lot of work but yes... earth kinda sucks atm

[Xoxocutekitty]

What am I supposed to do on Mars?

[slatyb]

Hell no. Sounds like a one way ticket to misery.

[Fireguy17]

No.
I'm fine here.

[lilaccc]

no.. i love earth more. sorry, mars☺️

[andreasderjuengere]

I won't go where Musk wants to go.

[Anonymous]

to get far away from you humans in a heart beat i would

[boobliker]

yes to get off this planet

[Martha1996]

Na I’m claustrophobic be stuck in a spacesuit.

[Guanfei]

Sure would. I have nothing to keep me here.

[donnny2367764]

Yes. But only to find Venus

[Wise4myage]

No thanks. I like being on earth too much.

[noohair]

I am an explorer, but now retired, so no.

[Xoirwinkan]

No way. No trees for one.

[najekim]

~~All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go. . . ~~

[SpaceGalaxy]

Yes, of course

Signed: SPACE GALAXY

[JDAC2209199]

Sure why not

[Kingofkings1992]

The way things are going on earth, I’d consider it

[Birdlegs]

Yes 100% I would