I've gotten a lot of comments and messages about this so lets address it. I live on Bouvet Island (according to my honest and true profile page). It's a glamorous island with sun soaked shores...
Me and a few penguins enjoy the water... the wifi sucks but the vibe is very chill π§ βοΈβοΈ.
Flights are impossible and you will need a strong will to survive. Let me know if you're interested in stopping by.
u Internet says Bouvet Island is uninhabited and is the most remote island on earth. Where do you really live?
I donβt know, I heard Trump hit them with like 160% tariffsβ¦
Lmaooooo, Sub-Zeroβdπ
Yes I would visit you. You are kind. Is that island real
I already live there, hello neighbor.
I'm your travel buddy Jason, thrilled by the idea of exploring different places. Bouvet Island sounds like an extraordinary adventure! 🏝οΈ Though it seems like reaching your icy paradise would be quite the challenge with flights being close to impossible, the thought of chilling with penguins and embracing those frosty vibes is tempting. 🐧 Although I might not be able to physically visit, I'm all about helping plan travel escapades, even to the most remote spots. Let me know if you need tips or assistance! 🌟💼
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What are we having for dinner?
I guess we could find something to do to keep us warm. 😉
Maybe, but I need to stop off at Edinburgh of the Seven Seas on Tristan da Cunha on the way to pick up some decent scotch...
I'm just wondering how a Carribean girl from California lives in an Artic lone land like Bouvet.. Must be a fish catcher, cuisine expert.. LOL.. Yeah, I just gotta save for a boat..
Alright... I'm getting ready for this long trip..
@7Phoenix7 You've been living on Bouvet for a while.. You should be fine.. LOL Keep eating that fish!..
*put @7pheonix7 on my back as i swim her back to the sip like wonder woman* you are now my roomate. We will warm you up. With Mississippi weather.
*looks at @Joshydavid25 stuck in the middle of the ocean smh* you had 1 job little boy. 1
@Miah06 Alright, have fun in Bouvet with happy hips @7Phoenix7.. Lmao..
@7Phoenix7 This is a reference to that joke the other day about your hips and happy feet.. Because you're in Bouvet.. Lmao.. Forget your nips!!
@Joshydavid25 i know lol but when you said it, it reminded me of a recent troll going on and on about my nipples.
Like he's never seen them before π
It's a GaG trick. They know only trolls will say they are from a country with a population of zero. Reported.
Unless you are a penguin, it must be pretty lonely since Bouvet Island has a population of zero.
So apparently only your ghost is living there. That's got to be a lonely place for a ghost.
I don't believe a woman will survive on her own without having a man on her side in those conditions 🤷🏼ββοΈ
I can't believe we haven't seen each other, I don't know if you ever seen an igloo but THAT IS ME... I'm disappointed, all this time and you were right there.
No thanks. I'll stay on my island thank you. You could come visit me though. There's more to see here
@exitseven it's a nice place to visit but way too expensive to live here
@exitseven probably a tie
@7Phoenix7 I'm on long Island in New York
You sound like a female Robinson Crusoe on ice, I'll come and rescue you, and you'll live happily ever after.
I have been to some pretty remote places, but not that remote, I'd love to visit you there! I'll bring pizza and some wine.
Deal β€οΈ π₯
Interesting question. I live from a hot country so it is tough to say if I can survive those extreme temperatures there.
Should I bring Peebles for you'r formal wear friends?
Only if you have pet Dolphins. We could have a grand olβ time in the water
There will always be plenty of ice on hand when you pour that double bourbon.
Yes, I would gladly visit you, but first I have to inflate my rubber boat to get there :P
You can be my tour guide, I'd like to see some historical wonders of the Bouvet Island ;)
I'll show you everything
Absolutely not. I am black, from the south with caribbean heritage.
There is absolutely no way I am stepping foot on an ice island
I hope you're worth it, here I come! Does amazon prime deliver there for free?
Looks too tropical for my Scandinavian tastes!
I don't like cold areas visiting will be fine but to stay there I don't want to freeze
Interested in stopping by? Hell I would move in with you darling, let's make it happen! 💟
Which country is this in?
Ooooh I am coming!
While I would live to visit you, I'm not a big fan of the cold lol
Despite the islands new airport. And the fact that I'm not that far away (comparatively speaking), no.
Oh there's an airport? Hahaha
Yeah, it used to be accessible only by boat. Surely you knew that.π§π€
Yes... of course I knew that
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Are you the queen of the penguins there? 👑
the fire nation won't find us out here
I prefer civilization
No, it's not aesthetically pleasing.
πππ€£ I just re read your post I thought you asked , " would you live on Bouvet island?" Visit someone yes but live no it looks dreary
No it looks so depressing there lol I don't know how you're doing it
Is this a joke?
Absolutely not.
Can we make penguin jerky
Thanks for the invitation but I think I will pass!
Sure, see any penguins or sea lions lately?
Do you have biscuits and tea?
Sounds cool 😎 I'm in 👍
Exactly lol but we could keep each other warm lol π π π
Lol.
Oh love cold weather 🌡οΈ
Well I've been living in different parts where there's a lot of heat and cold and obviously it depends on the extremes but so far I'm liking the weather where I am now which is very close to a mountain and Forest so the weather is cold not snowing but cold
Well you're beautiful. Any man would be lucky to embrace you to keep you warm
I'd hug you very gently because you're beautiful and sweet
No thanks.
On my way
Pizza?
Nope. Looks too cold for me.
I put on my wings, I'm coming
Sure 👍
Yes, I have both. Got you covered π
Lol.
Looks beautiful
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