Fictional Characters Who Would Make for Better U.S. Presidents Than Either Trump or Clinton

[smahala1991]

This election year it's like picking either a hemorrhoid or a headache. Nobody really wants either. Trump keeps opening his mouth when he shouldn't, and Hillary lies about everything. I think even fictional characters would make better President material than those two. Here are a few fictional characters I think would make better Presidents.

Phineas and Ferb

These two boy genius inventors invented tons of gadgets that made summer better for the neighborhood kids. They could totally invent machines to stop hunger, create more jobs, stabilize the Economy, and even fix healthcare. Plus it would be cool to have a platypus as the first pet of the United States.

#phineasandferb2016

Spongebob Squarepants

Yes even Spongebob would make a better President than either Trump or Clinton. He could elect Patrick as his Vice President and Mr. Krabs as Secretary of the Treasury. Yes he also can clean up an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico because he's a sponge.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is a Libertarian. He hates big government and believes pretty much all power should be dealt with at the local and state levels. He also loves meat. His slogan would be "A steak on every plate". Another great thing is he believes that some federal agencies should not exist.

Those are just a few fictional characters whom I believe would be better Presidental material than Trump or Clinton. This is just satire not meant to be taken seriously. I know the laws of running for office in the US so don't try to point them out please, thank you!

#newhopeforAmerica

[ginny_weasley]

Phineas and ferb would be good choices because I can see them promoting STEM which would be great. Ron Swanson is good because he's Ron Swanson.

[smahala1991]

I feel like they would be great. Because they invent helpful gadgets that could boost economic and educational interests.

[smahala1991]

Plus Perry the Platypus could work for the FBI right?

[ginny_weasley]

Yes that's a good idea

[smahala1991]

Plus with Ron Swanson we would have a good meat supply. Phineas and Ferb can create alternative fuels to compete with gasoline

[Waffles731]

Spongebob

[SinghSong]

Nah, those are pretty lame alternatives. I say we should give Slade Wilson his shot- he'd easily be a better POTUS than any of the other candidates by far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qczQS2y6_8w

[EmpatheticLady]

Oh, sweet Jesus. People, please elect Ron Swanson. xD

@AleDeEurope would be on-board with that.

[AleDeEurope]

YES!!! I'd vote in a heartbeat for Ron Swanson to become president.

[EmpatheticLady]

@AleDeEurope My entire life would be made. XD

[AleDeEurope]

Yep. It'd be the only time I'd be happy if the president can be reelected more than once XD
We need him till he dies, not just 8 years.

[EmpatheticLady]

@AleDeEurope Hahaha. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

[AleDeEurope]

Wait... now thinking about it, maybe he's not the best for the presidency, given how things are right now :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9FRli7ODg

He'll end up nuking Europe, because Socialism. Middle East because ISIS and Islam. N. Korea because it's threatening the US. In less than a month half the world would be nuked xD

[EmpatheticLady]

@AleDeEurope Lmao. Everyone already hates the US, right? What's one more thing? o_o

[Doffydood]

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"Don't Panic" :)

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Ron fucking Swanson 😂😂😂... You also forgot optimus prime!!! No one would fuck with us 😂

[ayylamo]

https://i.imgur.com/x2Xckvk.jpg

[Bluemax]

Brian from Family Guy

[helloitsmethere]

#SpongebobSquarepantsForPresident2020

[AleDeEurope]

Ron Swanson... OBVIOUSLY!
xD

[feminismisnarcissism]

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