11 People Who Would Make a Better President Than Either Trump or Clinton

[Waffles731]

Here is a list of people I'd rather see President, living or dead, real or fictional. Here we go:

1. Billy the Kid

Suave, became an outlaw because he fought for justice, and died for it and handy with a .45 and a rifle to boot. I'd vote for him.

2. Blackbeard

Because Pirates are cool and Badass and people would FEAR OUR PRESIDENT WITH THE FLAMING BEARD. I WANT A PRESIDENT WHO HAS A FLAMING BEARD.

3. Aragorn

Do I need to say any more than this. ITS FUCKING ARAGORN.

4. Captain America

The Superhero who embodies what is best about humanity and ALSO PUNCHED HITLER IN THE GODDAMN FACE.

5. The Joker

Because at least the End of the World would be AWESOME. He is going to make this planet Disappear.

6. Emperor Palpatine

At least he showed he is capable of running a country.

7. Neil Degrasse Tyson

Fuck it just vote the smart guy in.

8. Freddie Mercury

I don't know I just have a good feeling about him.

9. John Dillinger

Put your goddamn wallet away cause he isn't here for your money he is here for the Banks Money.

10. This specific Hobo

Because this man clearly understands that most Americans have to deal with the constant fear of roving packs of ninjas kidnapping your family.

11. Dr. Kreiger

Because he understand how to do all sorts of advanced science and hard work even if he is completely batshit.

Just stop voting for the two parties people.

[VictoriousSausage]

i have to say, you've nailed this on the head, maybe Captain Britain could be our next Prime minister, that'd be nice. in all seriousness though, you guys really need to sort out your political system, your FPTP system for voting, just like in the UK, is whittling it down to just two parties, and people vote strategically on who they think will win, i wish you people all the best over there.

[Waffles731]

Actually, the Two party system is actually failing, more people are voting for third parties than ever before

[VictoriousSausage]

yeah, but this happens, i just wish we had a more proportionally represented system

[vishna]

Go Neil, or the toucan from the fruit loops box.

[vishna]

thanks for mho, if only we could have gotten Neil with vp toucan. That would have been so perfect.

[Femdomina]

I know two other guys who would be much better presidents :P

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[John_Doesnt]

I'm Doctor Krieger and I understand that we only have 2 choices. This country is run by feelings and mob rules, not facts. People who say it's stupid to vote for the lesser of 2 evils don't seem to understand that it would never work to vote for a third party. The majority chose these 2 dumbasses and it's the majority who will never allow a third party to win.

[QuestionMan]

The third party can only win if people like yourself decided to vote for them and encouraged others to do so as well.
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[Waffles731]

Are you REALLY Kriegar or are you one of the clones

[John_Doesnt]

@QuestionMan you don't seem to understand how majority works. The majority would have to be against both Hilary and Trump for a third party to win and that's not going to happen.
It's not stupid, it's realistic.

[QuestionMan]

A movement starts with a person and his/her friends.
There are plenty of people that are either #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump that could be swayed towards a third party if they were informed.

[John_Doesnt]

@QuestionMan poor deluded man, you think things will come true if you believe hard enough.

[QuestionMan]

If you put in the effort they can.
It's only a defeatist attitude like yours that allows it to happen.
"Evil prevails when good men fail to act" Edmund Burke

[John_Doesnt]

@QuestionMan you sound like a girl who watches Twilight right now. Believing really hard and having a positive attitude don't do anything in the real world.

[QuestionMan]

First you called me a racist but you had no proof so you ran away.
Now you call me a girl.
All you can do is name call.
You're no better than Donald Trump.

[John_Doesnt]

@QuestionMan I got sick of talking to you. I didn't run away I got bored and had better things to do.

[Dargil]

Gen. George S. Patton Jr.
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[Waffles731]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

[Zorax]

Very good Take, and excellent choice of presidents, however, I think Penguin would be better president than Joker :D

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[Nice_Guy_Last]

Only if it's Danny Devito playing as the Penguin.

[Zorax]

@Nice_Guy_Last Yep, that's what I thought ;)

[The_flying_Frenchman]

Ok I'll vote for Blackbeard but only the angus McFadyen version. The rest pale in comparison.
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No he's not as fancy or batshit insane as some of the other versions, but by the nine that performance. 100% commitment to charachter👍🏼

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

The best president would be Jimmy Hoffa: upload.wikimedia.org/.../James_R._Hoffa_NYWTS.jpg

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

Do you know where to find him?

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

@SvetlanaSavachenko No, he is dead.

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@TatyanaTheEmpress Are you sure? His body has not been found yet.

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

@SvetlanaSavachenko I know, he was probably eliminated by some secret service.

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@TatyanaTheEmpress You're probably right but there's no way to prove anything without a corpse. I feel he's dead too. I also think the Teamsters breathed a sigh of relief when he went MIA. He screwed them good!

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

@SvetlanaSavachenko Yeah, I agree, they were worried because of his struggle for the workers' rights.

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@TatyanaTheEmpress There was a large amount of money missing from the Teamsters retirement fund which is what led to his disappearance.

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

@SvetlanaSavachenko They probably used that money to pay the assassin, the guy was obviously highly ranked professional, he left no trace of his "work".

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@TatyanaTheEmpress The money disappeared first which is why Hoffa disappeared. I see the Teamsters didn't learn their lesson and Hoffa Jr. was the president of the Teamsters union. I don't know if he still is or not.

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

@SvetlanaSavachenko He can't be the president if he is dead, and he most likely is...

[99percentangel]

I want to see Captain America as our next president lol.

[MandyRuth]

LOL! Yes! Sad to say pretty much ANYONE would make a better president than the 2 current choices. I'm from Canada, and I can honestly say it ain't much better here...

[MasterRebus1]

You have a Prime Minister in Canada don't you?

[MandyRuth]

@MasterRebus1 Yes

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

Hell Cheech and Chong would make better pres/vice pres than what we've got to choose from now!

[Waffles731]

Damn it why didn't I think to put them here

[TakeMaker]

Krieger for the win, and Piggly for Vice President...

[genuinlysensitive]

Oh Piggly...

[Waffles731]

That will do piggly, that will do

[TakeMaker]

Piggly doesn't like tan lines...

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[genuinlysensitive]

Lol!

[ObscuredBeyond]

That's why I am supporting Darrell Castle. I know that Trump is a false alternative to the New York Liberal machine, and I've been following details on Hillary for too long to be fooled by anything she says anymore.

[Fathoms77]

I think the American people just need to accept that we've really screwed the pooch this time, and we have to start over with new candidates.

Figure it out before one of these nutjobs causes the country to sink further into the abyss.

[Nice_Guy_Last]

Bill Nye for President 2016.
Every State of the Union will start with the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song. Highest rated State of the Union on TV ever.

[Nice_Guy_Last]

The downvote 😩
What a said person.

[Nice_Guy_Last]

Sad*

[genuinlysensitive]

Best Mytake I have seen in a long time! Especially Neil Degrasse Tyson! Probably smarter than all of Capitol Hill COMBINED! But I would still take any of those over these two freaks!

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Aragorn or Freddie Mercury for me - Aragorn because he is cool and Freddie Mercury, I was around when he was alive, America would just spend the next eight years laughing, he was a wonderful guy.

[Anonymous]

I love Bill weld look into him and Gary Johnson as a great alternative

[Waffles731]

I already know about Gary Johnson and he was already getting my vote.
I wrote a take about him that got unpromoted.
It was a response to something that was said about him

[tyber1]

They're running together though

[FallOutBoy2001]

Neil deGrasse Tyson would actually be a good president

[akadatank44]

12. Me

Although I couldn't go against Dr. Kreiger.

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[Anonymous]

Darth Sidious-Darth Vader 2016!!!
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[Bluemax]

As pirates go, I'd rather have Bartholomew Roberts.

Oh, I stopped to read this just because of Blackbeard's picture.