What movie quotes do you find yourself saying regularly?


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What Girls Said 10

  • It's not a movie quote, it's a quote from Comedian Bill Burr that he said on a podcast:

    "Stay with the one that was with ya through the futon years." - Basically saying don't date people who only want you after you become successful.

    But of course a good Ace Ventura reference or two is always good.

    LIKE A GLOOOOOOOOOOOOVAH!

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  • For someone who isn't even a guy, I manage to find a surprising amount of times to yell "I am the goddamn pater familias!!" (Cohen brothers rule..)

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  • B E A Utiful

    I do not think that word means what you think it means

    I'm kind of a big deal

    Stop that right meow

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  • Every man dies, not every man truly lives. -braveheart

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  • "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"- Monty python
    "Missed it by that Much"- get smart
    "''Tis but a scratch!"- Monty python
    "He is dead. He ceases to be he is no more..."- Monty python
    "Good news! The Dacia sandero is here!"- top gear

    I like Monty python a lot

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  • Luke, I am ur father

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  • None.

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What Guys Said 14

  • "Alright, alright, alright..."
    It just has so many great uses.
    ievamasevic.files.wordpress.com/.../...lright1.gif

    ... However, it is shameful part is that I haven't even seen the movie. :(
    The funny thing is though that Matthew McConaughey is teaching a class at my school. I get the feeling he hears that on a daily basis lol

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  • https://youtu.be/FcFlp6kl508

    Not so much the whole quote but it's either I know it was you or your broke my heart. And someday I will say so you can to me on my daughters wedding day?

    There's also the o so wonderful NOOOOOO quote
    https://youtu.be/Eal4fep7pK4

    I said this one once when I was the zoo and he silverback charged at me from the glass
    https://youtu.be/0_m8AmAm-XE

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  • If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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  • Half of Forrest Gump and pulp fiction and lego movie. Basically, my friends and I talk in references. I didn't realize how crazy it was until my sister commented on it

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  • s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...907bf04829.jpg

    and also
    Good things come to those who wait

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  • Cool Hand Like - "nobody can eat 50 eggs" & "what we've got here, is a failure to communicate"

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  • Be advised that I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm. And I can put a round through a flee's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody elses leg before I push yours in.

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  • "Put 'em in da batchroom" lol
    It's from a Bronx tale , and every time someone says something stupid or ridiculous my friends and I say this 😂

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  • Anything from The Big Lebowski

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  • Yippie ki-ye motherfucker.

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    • 7d

      "This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

      "I love the smell of burnt crap in the mornin!"

      *Very deep Russian accent* "I need a vacation."

      "Hail to the king."

      I tell ya, the 80s had the best lines xD.

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  • Inconceivable!

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