Recruiting for elite crime fighting superteam: what can you offer?

[DoctorJ58]

Can you shoot laser beams out of your eyes? Turn a pile of useless junk into high-tech gadgetry? Are you a master of kung-fu?

Thus, I ask of you, what can you offer to ensure the safety of the galaxy?

[Anonymous]

i can research the hell out of stuff, i research for fun lol! and every superhero needs a computer nerd to do their research! :)

[Anonymous]

Everything she can do I can do.

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[RationalMale]

Meh, me and my coworkers are just regular guys.

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[J1nnishere]

I csn speak truth to a man's heart. Give him hope

[DoctorJ58]

Interesting take on it. Didn't consider powers like that. Well done.

[notcreativethough]

I can make things die really fast and in large quantities at will, does that qualify?

[DoctorJ58]

Yup. You can start with the Lakers.

[WhiteSteve]

Only saw it once when it came out, since it was an absolutely horrendous movie, but I'd say I'm definitely Mr. Furious from Mystery Men. I can just get really, really mad.

[atomique]

Mastery of electromagnetic to the point where I can create kugelblitz black holes.

[atomique]

Its fun to pretend

[DoctorJ58]

Oh no, this is happening. As of right now, you're at the top of the list.

[Byakoko7]

Martial artist
Leader
High tech laser sword

That's me xD

[alijumah]

For Those I love I will Sacrifice

[gigity]

I can fart on command you can call me FARTMAN

[atomique]

We will nickname him Wario

[gigity]

No objections