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First, Trump repeatedly refused to return top-secret documents, despite being asked multiple times. When the FBI was inevitably called to retrieve them from the 80-year-old toddler, too busy throwing tantrums, they found everything stashed haphazardly in a goddamned basement bathroom.

Then, in late March of this year, the most competent secretary of defense ever, Hegseth, accidentally texted war plans to a journalist.

Of course, there's more... Not directly related to trump's cabinet, but apparently, "earlier this week, members of a law enforcement group chat that included members of U. S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) added a random person to a conversation about an ongoing search for a convicted attempted murderer".

And now, we learn that Trump’s brilliant team left eight pages of potentially sensitive information sitting in a printer before the Alaska summit even began. Those pages contained the names and phone numbers of U. S. staff, "the sequence of meetings for August 15, including the specific names of the rooms inside the base in Anchorage where they would take place".

Finally, in what's evidently more of an embarassing thing that a sensitive one; we find out that putin's last name has to be spelled phonetically from trump and his stooges. After all, it's really, really hard to pronounce, especially when you hear it all the time on the news.

The only problem, is that it's shown in the document as POO-tihn.

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/16/nx-s1-5504196/trump-putin-summit-documents-left-behind

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2025/08/16/details-of-trumps-alaska-summit-with-putin-left-in-hotel-printer-report-says-including-meeting-times-locations-and-gifts/