Well, since it is an ex...I'd probably put her in the palm of my hand and press her entire body up against my dick while I masturbate.
When I was about to cum, I'd set her down on the table, letting her think I was done with her, then I'd blow my load all over her, knocking her across the table and burying her with my jizz.
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That could potentially be pretty funny. I would remind her of constant threats to beat her to death with my penis. Haha maybe even put her on a table and slap the lizard down a couple times near her. Just close enough to screw with her but not actually hurt her.
God I love fucking with people.
my ex hurt me so if he shrunk down to 3 inches tall near my feet then its easy it will be like stepping on poop!
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my ex hurt me so if he shrunk down to 3 inches tall near my feet then its easy it will be like stepping on poop!
sarahanneloudinthomas.files.wordpress.com/.../dog-poo.jpg
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can i be eight inches and can she use me as a dildo?
Swallow him alive :-)
Soccer kick and see how far the bitch will fly
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