Most Helpful Girl
He is no bro in my Book of Etiquette here, dear, and a backstabber to boot. Not only is She a cheat but now you have found Out-----My brother stole my girlfriend.
Family is family and blood should have been thicker than this water lily. However, he didn't give a rat''s behind that she was yours and just went ahead and took her away.
On the other underhanded hand, she really wasn't yours to begin with if she dropped you and went to his waiting arms... and your bro was never a brother nor a friend till the end.
Forget her now, you see what this little chickadee is all about. As far as your sibling, quit sniveling, consider him a loser and someone whom you know now... you can never trust with anything nor anyone.
Good luck. xx
Most Helpful Guy
Then he did his job as a big brother and protected you from being with a skank ho.
Act really happy about it and thank him for taking her off your hands, do this around her loudly and publicly thank him every chance you get. Make it public and very embarrassing for them
"Thank you bro for taking that crazy slut off my hands, I thought I would never lose that bitch, dodged a bullet there!"
Or fake a positive HIV test. then sadly inform your brother (hey practical jokes are allowed in this situation under bro- law)