How to screw over my ex boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

He wants to do me. I wanna screw him over. What should I do? And don't tell me nothing, he cheated on me, lied to me, manipulated me etc etc and I really wanna tear him apart. We broke up a while ago. It pissed me off that he thinks he can just f*** me like that, no respect. Should I just rip him to shreds with my mouth?

[kingofnature]

hahaa. Some of these questions are really funny. I want to say that you should just ignore him and that will be punishment enough but if you really feel he did you so wrong that you need to get back at him, give him hope. Make him do things for you and act it out nicely as if you are going to return the favor and then stand him up and cut him off

[kurozogo]

Forget him , that simple thing is what hurts the most those who deserve it .

[Deft_maiden]

Why you want to stoop to his level? He is jerk kick him to the curb and don't pollute your mind. Move on.

[goflipaburger]

A simple "no, you disgust me" should be good enough.

[Asker]

Should I make him drive all the way out here?

[goflipaburger]

hahaha no. It would be a waste of time, then you'd have to explain why you changed your mind.

[Asker]

I was thinking of being like 'oh sh*t, I totally forgot to strap on a pair of balls and call you to tell you I changed my mind about us. Sound familiar?' Ahah, it makes sense because he never broke up with me, he just stopped talking to me.

[goflipaburger]

LOL that might be funny xD

[Cantremember]

Sleep with his best friend in his bed. =P Whatever you do, you will eventually regret it. And wish you could un-do it. So think carefully what you want to burden yourself for the rest of your life.

[l-hedoniste]

Don't waste your time; I guarantee he's not spending nearly this much energy on you. Move on.

[dare2defyy]

Grow up. Revenge is for children.

[Anonymous]

...and girls say we're immature

smh