The joys of being with a tall guy!

[Anonymous]

1. You get to wear heels without worrying that you will tower over him! Screw that! You can stand on his feet while wearing your feels and still not reach his height. :D

2. He makes you feel like a dainty little Tinkerbell.

3. You always feel like you're rolling with your own personal bodyguard. Is this my security detail? No, but it's funny you should say that because that's absolutely what I want people to think when they see us together.

4. You can literally run and jump on him like you're in any movie love scene you've ever wanted to reenact and he won't tumble over. We've already done six different Dirty Dancing reenactments and it's not even Friday. This is the perfect relationship.

5. He's basically a Forehead Kissing Factory. Every time you hug him, your forehead is right there, ready to be kissed, and he takes every opportunity to get on that ish on!!

6. Your calves are always toned because you're on your tiptoes all the time. Six months of dating him is equivalent to a year of Ballet Beautiful classes.

7. You will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall guy.

His height and masculinity is like an aphrodisiac. It turns you on and on and on.

8. Even when you're a 6'1" model... He's still taller than you!!!

[kaylaS91]

I would never want to be seen as a 'dainty little tinkerbell'. This is one obsession many girls seem to have that's completely lost on me... How can you want to be seen as a plaything, yet be taken seriously?

Also, regarding the last picture you posted, Karlie is actually the same height at best as her boyfriend. he's behind her there, making him look shorter but they're pretty damn even.
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[myTake Owner]

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They're side by side in this pic and he seems an inch or an inch and a half taller. Maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me.

[myTake Owner]

I get it now. It's their hair lol.

[myTake Owner]

There's always a time to be playful and a time to be serious. Don't be so uptight...

[kaylaS91]

... how am I being uptight? It just frustrates me when girls define their femininity by how petite or small they are. I guess my being 5'10, I'm doomed from ever feeling like a 'real woman'. x_x

[myTake Owner]

Ohhh. That's why #2 irked you lol.

[kaylaS91]

nah I'm not jealous. I love being tall and the long legs that involves. I just have no clue why some women get overjoyed in being treated like dolls or children in their private time, yet demand to be taken 100% seriously and respected in the workplace.

[Joc4Position]

Lol.

[myTake Owner]

I never said you were jealous, you came up with that on your own. I'm 5'8.5", maybe 5'9" by now but I prob already stopped growing. I'm not short but I don't knock women who take joy and pride in their petite size and being treated like a fairy or whatever. Short or tall, both have their pros and cons. It's not that serious for me and I don't have any insecurities.

[myTake Owner]

I don't understand what someone's private life has to do with their professional one. A lot of people do things in their personal time they would never want their bosses or anyone at their job to find out about. I've never been discriminated against for being a woman. A lot of women really don't like to be treated delicately, seen as less-than or seen as not being able to handle a certain thing in the workplace. I get that. But sometimes, we do like to kick back and be treated like a princess or a delicate flower. There's nothing wrong with that.

You'd be surprised how many masculine and stern men like to sit back and get a pedicure or have a nice spa day. I had a boss, he was always uptight, never smiled and seemed so serious. He was the total opposite when not at work. Balance is key, everyone can't be a certain way all of the time. Some people do see petite women as being more feminine but that's their opinion which they're entitled to.

[myTake Owner]

Sorry I mean 'certain task' not 'certain thing' lol.

[kaylaS91]

I'm not knocking short women or tall women for their size. I fail to realize how or why someone would take pride in it or see it as an advantage over others but, to each their own. For people who see 'petite' as being equivalent to more feminine, so be it. Mostly to mask their own short-comings, no pun intended.

[myTake Owner]

You take pride in being tall and having long legs but fail to see why petite girls and women take pride in their petiteness? Okay...

[kaylaS91]

yes but I'm not going to throw it in their faces by making posts that I love being tall because I can do without wearing heels, can rock mini-skirts that show off my long legs, etc..

[myTake Owner]

Try not to take things posted on the internet by strangers so personally lol. I'm not petite by the way. I do notice that most tall guys usually prefer petite girls. I had a friend whose boyfriend loved picking her up and she loved it too. She was 5'2" and weighed like 112lbs. When I got with my first tall boyfriend I see why she liked it so much. So far most of my exs have been around 6'4".

This post isn't to throw anything in anyone's face. I'm not petite but can't make a post about tall guys without people getting offended. This take has short and tall girls yet you only took offense to the petite ones. Sounds like you have insecurity issues. Earlier you mentioned you weren't jealous when I didn't even call you jealous. That's because jealousy was in your mind. I'm js.

[kaylaS91]

oh got pleases top talking.

[myTake Owner]

You'll have to face the truth someday.

[kaylaS91]

You seem seriously unstable. Claiming you're relatively tall yet writing a take from the perspective of a girl with a small stature? Face it hun, that'll never be your reality. :)

[Joc4Position]

I agree Kayla. She accuses us as being unstable, but I think she needs to take the same medicine she's trying to prescribe to us... I mean from a figure of speech perspective.

[myTake Owner]

I'm not petite and included #8 for tall girls. I'm unstable yet you got envious and emotional over petite girls being seen as tinkerbells or whatever lmao. You see how ridiculous that sounds right. And if I were petite, petite girls are usually more desired and perceived to be more feminine. :)

[myTake Owner]

by the way, you two might make a good couple. With you being tall and him being short lol.

[kaylaS91]

I couldn't care less if a girl finds herself more desirable because she's petite. If she finds that her only selling point is herself being comparable to tinkerbell.
Smaller girls are usually more desired, you say? Odd. I've never heard a single complaint from an actual guy about my boobs, hip to waist ratio, or long legs. Truth be told, I've only ever been made to feel insecure by comments made by other girls who are probably self-conscious af and cope with that by tearing down others.

[myTake Owner]

Your first comment on this take showed you are a insecure person. I have no insecurities or issues with myself tho. Comments about petiteness sure irks you tho lol.

[myTake Owner]

After checking out your profile pics I understand why you feel insecure. You're already tall and look to be an A cup but that's okay. A lot of tall girls lack feminine attributes. I'm almost 5'9" but I have D cups tho and curvy hips so I guess that's why I've never felt insecure. But you do look a bit boyish and taller than the guys while sitting down.

[kaylaS91]

get your story straight. You grew half an inch over the weekend? I'm in no way insecure. I'll have you know I love being tall, how I don't need to spend my time lamenting over how I'm not a 'teeny tiny princess' like yourself who is treated like a child because I'm incapable of handling things on my own. I've got D-cup boobs, pretty small waist:hip ratio so pull the stick out of your ass and move along.

[Joc4Position]

At myTake Owner: It's funny you say you're not insecure when you literally went and looked at Kayla's profile pics and insult her to try to make yourself feel better. You're clearly the more insecure one.

[myTake Owner]

I stated that I'm 5.8.5". Then I stated I'm basically 5'9". That half an inch doesn't matter. Seems like height really matters to you tho lol.

[myTake Owner]

@Joc4Position lmao. Trying to make myself feel better? I don't have insecurities. I checked out her pics to see why she's so insecure. Then I realized why. She's flat chested and masculine looking. But that's just my opinion.

[kaylaS91]

hahahaahh. classic symptoms of someone who's insecure af. Lacking any originality to your insults, or attempts to insult, as well. Height isn't an issue to you, yet you're the one who made a whole fucking post glorifying being a pocket princess. Hate to be the one to administer you with a dose of reality, but that's something you will NEVER have.
I won't even bother continuing this conversation with a pleb like yourself. I hope you develop some sense of maturity and a bit more self-confidence in due time.
All the best. :)

[myTake Owner]

I didn't waste time reading all of that. You're clearly in your feelings. You came on this taking complaining and sounding jealous about petite girls. You used the word jealous when I didn't lmao. You're clearly the jealous and insecure one. Good day.
P. s. see a shrink please.

[kaylaS91]

please stfu. Nobody cares, you're the one who keeps returning to the issue then whining that you're all high and mighty.

[myTake Owner]

I see you're in your feelings. Please make me stfu lol.

[RedThread]

Hmm.. I'm 6'5" and I hope women don't want to date me because they expect a personal bodyguard. I can't fight to save my life lol.. I'm nobodies warrior.

Pretty much every expectation a woman has about me being tall would probably be dead fucking wrong. But hey she can believe it if she wants if it makes me more attractive :D

[Joc4Position]

Lol.

[RedThread]

@Joc4Position 😜

[myTake Owner]

Lmao. Your opinion made my day! :)

[RedThread]

haha thanks. I'm surprised actually.

[ElissaDido]

I like tall men <3 Lol But I don't to like a midget next to him. Since I'm 5'6 the perfect height for me would 5'11-6'5 but anything over that is too tall lol

[Joc4Position]

Was this made by Prettygurl12? lol

2. And that's the problem. Females like you want a guy to treat you like a little girl. If that's true then should you be able to drive? Maybe the guy should do that. Should you be able to work? I mean after all you could hurt yourself. The sad truth is some women actually like that idea. I don't know about other guys but I don't like weak little girls. You're clearly still a little girl. I like grown ass women.

3. "Personal bodyguard" LMAO! As pathetically sad as that is many little girls like you actually believe this. Height don't mean shit. I literally was watching a video yesterday of this big ass white dude. I mean just massive white dude getting knocked the fuck out in one punch. That don't mean anything. The cheesy saying "It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog" is true.

(Side Note: Is that one of the Klitcho brothers? One of them got their ass beat. ain't that funny?)

4. Another thing little girls like. First of all I know "small" guys who could pick up the dude in the picture AND the girl at the same time lol. Height has little to do with edurance and strength in most cases. Girls have rode my back. I can pick up probably any girl even now that I'm not working at that's 130 or less. Besides who the fuck wants someone running up and jumping on them? Even if I was tall I wouldn't want that. That's little children playing on a play ground type of shit.

5. I don't know why I'd ever want to kiss a girl on the forehead unless she's not my actual girl. If she's my girl I want he lips. I don't want her forehead. That's something I'd do with a daughter if I had one. Again little girl shit.

6. Or you could do like a normal person and work out? lol.

7. Or basically a little girl? Did I mention grown ass women are better than little kids? I mean this is beigning on pedophila in a way isn't it? "Look at how little girl like I am." That's not weird to you?

8. Kayla pointed out that picture but yeah this last point is pointless lol.

In any case I'm glad females like you exist. It allows for stringing out the little girls who like the little boys with the trucks and apparently bodyguards to grown ass women with their own cars, can protect themselves, and see themselves as goddesses among men and women.

[Joc4Position]

*If she's my girl I want her lips.

[myTake Owner]

I'm 23 years old with my own place, car and a job. I'm paying my own bills and doing fine without help from anyone. By the tone of your opinion I'm going to assume that you're under 6ft and feel really butthurt. You sound real emotional lol. This take was written as fun. Try not taking things posted on the internet by a stranger so personally before calling someone a little girl. ;)

[Joc4Position]

My point is the mentality though. I said cars and stuff, but that's not my point. I mean you have the mentality of wanting to be a little girl with your guy. I guess you're not "my type"? lol.

I guess just like short guys aren't your type females with your kinda mindset aren't mine. You're still a little girl lol.

[Joc4Position]

And you being a stranger means nothing. Someone can pull out in front of you while you're driving and suddenly their your worst enemy. I know of plenty of people who'll cuss them out within the confines of their car. Maybe give them the finger. This is a stranger mind you.

So yeah you being a stranger has no relevance here.

[myTake Owner]

People who do that are temperamental and immature, like emotional people who get offended by things posted on the net by strangers. This take was mostly pulled from articles on the web. So it's not my mindset. You're definitely right, I'm not your type because you're under 6'1" lol.

[Joc4Position]

Interesting. Anyone who disagrees with you is suddenly emotional. You gave smileys. Aren't being happy emotions too? I guess not.

What if I am tall?

[Joc4Position]

And it is your mindset, because it takes a mindset to post this. You're sound really foolish.

[Joc4Position]

*You

[myTake Owner]

I sound foolish yet I'm not the one getting pissed over a simple post lol. You sound emotionally unstable and temperamental.

[Joc4Position]

You're emotional though. Kettle calling the pot black?

[myTake Owner]

Lol I'm emotional? If you say so...

[Joc4Position]

Even if you were happy... that's an emotion.

And as far as your comment to Kayla and me well I have already been with a girl taller than me before, so if that was some kinda sarcasm or diss... you failed.

[myTake Owner]

It was me giving you two a compliment. You really shouldn't see everything as negativity. Try to grow out of that.

[Joc4Position]

I sensed a backhanded compliment in that, but w/e. I don't see everything as negative.

[msAlovescookies]

Number 7 is way too tall, but yes, tall guys are better.
I totally agree with number 1. I'm interested in a not-so-tall guy right now, and although wearing heels used to be such a regular thing for me, I've gotten used to wearing flats because I hang out with him every week. I MISS wearing heels!

[Octavius]

I think most people already know that girls like guys taller than them. I feel like this is just going to upset guys who are shorter and make them feel shitty. Also I'd never want to have such a height difference as these people have. That would be so damn awkward trying to hug and kiss while standing all the time.

[Bluemax]

Most men are giants compared to my wife.

I am six foot, not particularly tall, but compared to her I am. She did enjoy jumping into my arms or me picking her up, though later on my arthritis made that... tricky. Sometimes she forgot.

[TheSpartan]

I'm going to make a take called "the joys of being with a white girl." Oh, or how about "the joys of being with a busty girl". Actually, I have an idea, "the joys of being with a thin girl."

For the first one, I can write about how a woman's white skin "is like an aphrodisiac". I can also write how you can go out in public and not worried about being seen with embarrassed with a black-skinned mate. I also shouldn't forget about how being with a superior white woman is "the perfect relationship".

[myTake Owner]

Lmao I see my take hit a spot. Good luck with your takes! :D

[TheSpartan]

That's not an argument. And, you missed the point.

[myTake Owner]

I got what you were trying to say but couldn't be bothered. Just by the tone of your comment I knew this take had offended.

[TheSpartan]

I was only offended by your lack of critical thinking.

[myTake Owner]

You're a joke.

[TheSpartan]

Not at all.

[myTake Owner]

If you say so.

[mutedaisy]

Even though my husband is taller than me, I don't want to seem dainty, nor do I want him seen as my own personal body gaurd. I don't run and jump on him either... I don't need to accidentally injure him.

[TadCurious]

This is so cool. I love this. But then I'm 6' 3.5" lol

[takumii]

But it closes some sex positions for both like.. 69.. However it also opens up certain new sex positions, like , standing blowjob is a thing.

[TheOneAndOnlyBart]

The joys of being a short guy:

None really.

Yeah... sucks to be me.

[Joc4Position]

That's not true and you're only 16.

[myTake Owner]

In high school I was 5'7" and a lot of the guys were 5'4". I was taller than a lot of guys but two nights ago at a party I saw a guy from high school. He's an officer but in the SWAT unit and is taller than me. He's around 5'11. Earlier this year I ran into a guy from junior high, he's like freaking 6'3" now lol. All of the girls were taller than him! I still can't believe it lol. There are men fresh out of the college who recently got drafted into the NBA and are still growing. My Dad told me one of them grew 0.7 inches since being drafted. He's a basketball freak. Give it time! A lot of girls like short guys too. :)

[TheOneAndOnlyBart]

I'm sure that there are enough girls out there who would date a short guy, but I have yet to meet one who prefers shorter guys.

I'd have to earn two to three inches to be considered above average height in my country. Doubt that's gonna happen, but oh well.

[Anonymous]

I'm six feet tall, and my fiancée is almost my height. Tall women are personally better to me than short ones. Easier to kiss.

[idkwtftoputhere]

Well major height disparities are very inconvenient when it comes to hugging/kissing, etc.

[Anonymous]

LOL... kinda like the joys of being with a beautiful, slim woman.

[Speedy94]

You should date me then ;) haha

[Anonymous]

I am 5'7 i am screwed then lol.

[Anonymous]

And yet women say "looks don't matter"