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Dating is like a car dealership

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Dating for Beta men: You go to the car dealership. there's some pretty nice cars, you can't afford any of them. There is one beat up honda that doesn't even run and its the only thing you can afford. You go to buy it and find out another man already just purchased it a few minutes before you. You ride your bicycle home.

Ride this home. No room for a date ha
Ride this home. No room for a date ha

Dating for alpha men: you go to the dealership with $1,000,000 thinking you want a lamborghini maybe. There is no vehicle there worth more than $45,000. So you buy the dealership and just put dealer plates on any car you wish to drive at that moment and change up any time something newer or better comes in or just because.

Ok id buy this but where do they sell it?
Ok i'd buy this but where do they sell it?

Dating for women: you go to the dealership looking all cute and the salesman says "what would you like to test drive?" So you try a corvette, a decked out truck, a bmw, a benz. After you try a bunch the salesman starts talking numbers and he finds out you only have $5,000 to spend. So he shows you a used honda civic in the back thats a bit rough. You decide to go home and just use friends for rides everywhere and every week you go back to the dealership and test drive something else before the salesman realizes you're the girl with only $5000 and kicks you out.

Ehh just get rides from people or sit home and wait for a sugar daddy to appear
Ehh just get rides from people or sit home and wait for a sugar daddy to appear
Dating is like a car dealership
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