What does it mean? "if you are a kitten who won't loose her mittens"?

[Anonymous]

Dating site,
"Message me if you are a kitten who won't loose her mittens"

If you know what it mean would you explain?

Much appreciated it

[gray_sailor]

It is a reference to this nursery rhyme:

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"The three little kittens, they lost their mittens,"

BY MOTHER GOOSE
The three little kittens, they lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear,
That we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meow, meow, meow."
"Then you shall have no pie."

The three little kittens, they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh, mother dear, see here, see here,
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens,
And you shall have some pie."
"Purr, purr, purr,
Oh, let us have some pie."

The three little kittens put on their mittens,
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh, mother dear, we greatly fear,
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What, soiled your mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to sigh,
"Meow, meow, meow,"
Then they began to sigh.

The three little kittens, they washed their mittens,
And hung them out to dry,
"Oh, mother dear, do you not hear,
That we have washed our mittens?"
"What, washed your mittens, then you're good kittens,
But I smell a rat close by."
"Meow, meow, meow,
We smell a rat close by."

--

The clear message of this poem is that a kitten that knows where her mittens are can expect to offered some pie.

Do you know where your mittens are?

Do you deserve pie?

For whatever values of pie this fellow might be considering?

For your benefit, I hope you know where your mittens are.

Enjoy your "pie".

[Mkeup66]

If it’s coming from a guy, it’s most certainly a stolen line from the famous RSD Jeffy. It’s really just a joke because women are like cats and men are like dogs. But the mittens part is basically intding, “ do you have your shit together?”
Either way it’s a stolen line so I’d troll on him for that.

[Nw5394]

It's creepy sounding...

Either it's just his creepy way of saying "if you have your stuff in order" or it's some kind of creepy pervy play on the slang term starting with P for vagina. I wouldn't message him...

[Mkeup66]

Wow only took 2 sentences to clearly display you’re just a little white knight lol. Nothing creepy about this at all. Get over. Has nothing to do with vagina. So who’s really the creep with vagina on their mind?

[JuicyBrain]

It means that you should message him only if you are a cat and if you have mittens on that are really tight.

[jakeofalltrades]

you keep track of your stuff

[Anonymous]

I don't know but it sounds creepy.