Moving in with my boyfriend and passing gas?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend and I are officially moved in together but here comes the embarrassing part... I don't wanna pass gas around him lol. I find it super embarrassing and I know for a fact that he would really tease me about it if he ever heard one slip. We have a playful/silly relationship and normally I can deal with his jokes but not when it comes to bathroom humor. What are some ways I can avoid being heard by him? Our apartment is pretty small and I usually wait until he leaves for work because he leaves before me to do my business ahah :) I wear thongs sometimes to muffle the sound lol but what are some other clever ways to disguise the sound? Oh my god I can't believe I'm asking this question lol

[horas91]

I don't think girls fart that much. .. simply go to the bathroom as u r going to pee... Do whatever u want then get out... As the sound is not the problem even if it is silent one he would probably know what u did from the smell... After all u r two persons in one place :D

P. S note : doing that in front of him is not a big deal sure not a lot I mean once each few days

[Asker]

This is probably tmi lol but my farts don't tend to have a smell lol :) The sound is what I'm trying to hide because we're always in close distance to each other ahaah :)

[horas91]

Why u just ask him if it would annoy him or not... What if he is okay with hearing or even like it... It can be your thing :D

[Asker]

You're so silly lol :) What am I gonna say? Ahaha "Babe, are you okay with me farting around you?" LOL :) He would have a laugh attack for like half an hour :P

[horas91]

I talked with that matter with my ex and it was okay cause I was embarrassed to be the first one to do it. Lol
Anyway I think it is not a big deal... Act normal there is nothing to be embarrassed about

[SmoMan71]

If you are moving in but are still not comfortable farting around each other you may want to rethink your relationship. Let’s be honest, farts are a natural part of the human digestive system… and they are fucking hilarious. My girlfriend’s period farts are worse than anything I could ever conjure up and I fucking love her for it.

[Asker]

My boyfriend thinks they're "fucking hilarious" too lol but I'm just a bit embarrassed for him to hear it. We've been dating for about 2 years but living together for just a few weeks lol :)

[SmoMan71]

Being able to revel in your own farts is a good thing. Dutch oven the guy, it will actually strengthen your relationship.

[Asker]

Lol What's a dutch oven? :)

[SmoMan71]

www.mommysketchpad.com/.../dutch-oven.jpg

[SmoMan71]

Farting under the blanket and holding it over his head.

[Asker]

I never heard of that lol but he does that sometimes and I hate it lol :) Would never do it back though ahaha

[SmoMan71]

All the more reason to do it back to him.

[linds34]

I think you're worried for no reason, this is something that shouldn't be a big deal at all. It is hard to live with another person but not for this reason.

[Asker]

I'm worried because I don't want him to crack jokes if he does happen to hear something lol :) We've gone on vacations together but obviously it was only for a small period of time so it's a bit different lol :)

[truthbeknown]

LOL, should just do this on the first date to get it out of the way, laugh about it and carry on.

[Asker]

See I have no problem laughing when he does it lol but I don't want him laughing at me ahaha :P

[truthbeknown]

I completely understand. I hate it and get totally embarrassed about it and try my hardest to hide it. Oh well.

[Schnitzel]

Hate to tell you this but he will hear you fart in your sleep, you can't avoid it.

[Asker]

I know that lol but at least I don't have to face the embarrassment that I would if I was awake ahaha :)

[Schnitzel]

Nah, I tease my wife as soon as she wakes up. Lol

[Asker]

Oh jeez lol :) I would blush and tell my boyfriend to shut up if he brought it up the next morning lol :)

[Schnitzel]

Yup, I have lost out for sure, plus she gets me back big time. She called it a deadly weapon the other night.

[CoffeeWC]

You should be comfortable passing gas around him. You should be comfortable being yourself around him

[Asker]

Lol I'm myself in every other way? :)

[MistaLuva]

Sorry my eng is not that good

[Asker]

No worries :)

[MistaLuva]

Thanks 😆