The first relationship fart? I'm dead embarrassed?

[Anonymous]

I am one of those girls who are prim & proper and would NEVER burp or fart in front of anyone ever. I will literally do everything to avoid doing that in front of strangers, friends, classmates, coworkers, boyfriends, parents, siblings, etc :) Well... it happened the other day with my boyfriend and I'm so beyond mortified.

We were in his living room watching TV and he suddenly decided it would be a good idea to tickle me. He caught me off guard and all of a sudden I could feel his hand sliding up my shirt. I jerked away and was like "No! Don't tickle me. Please stop!" That entire day I wasn't feeling well and my stomach was jumpy. He was like "Hahaha why shouldn't I?" I am the most ticklish person he knows & so he was messing with me about it.

He held me in place with one hand and used to other to tickle my sides which is my worst spot. Everything happened so fast after that and I am so regretful but there's nothing I can do about it now lol. I was laughing until my whole body was hurting and then the fart slipped out without a single warning! I didn't even have enough time to hold it in or clench my butt cheeks lol. Sorry for tmi! He laughed out or amusement and I was laughing too to hide my embarrassment!

He was like "Did my princess just fart? Was that what I heard?" Referring to the fact that he knows I'm very secretive about my farts lol. Oh my god! I just covered my face in my hands and was like "Don't you tell anyone! I swear I'm gonna kill you if you do!" He was cracking up so hard by this point and was like "It'll be our little secret ahaha!" How do I make him forget this ever happened? Lol

[Sleep_is_the_answer]

I laughed pretty hard reading this tbh. Hun I wouldn't sweat it even a little. Guys normally don't think about things like passing gas.. What I mean is it's just a thing that happens lol no big deal. Honestly he was probably laughing more at the fact that you made a big deal about it haha. My advice just let it go and it'll probably never come up again or at least until you get comfortable enough to just do it whenever. by the way I promise you he does little things to get away sometimes so he can let em out without you knowing. I've taken out the trash before for some relief lmao

[Asker]

Lmao that's really funny :) I don't think I'll ever be comfortable to just do it whenever but accidents happen! I too have "taken out the trash" to relieve myself & I make sure he's not within earshot lol :P I also leave the bed to "get a glass of water" sometimes too lol! :)

[Sleep_is_the_answer]

Haha stealthy like a smelly Ninja hahaha

[Asker]

No not a smelly ninja but just a ninja lol ;)

[dardorsama]

All girls are like that (not to fart or burp) but sometimes it happens in front of another people.

I'm married for over a decade and there's no way that my wife didn't accidentally burped or farted while I'm around

I would of course teaser about it and that's it we pretend that it never happened

So congratulations you broke the fart barrier lol

[Asker]

Haha he broke the fart barrier a long time ago but I wanted no part in that lol! :)

[dardorsama]

That doesn't count

The fart barrier is not broken unless the both of you contribute in breaking it lol

[Asker]

Well in that case it is still unbroken lol! :) Besides this I am keeping it closed shut aha

[dardorsama]

It's broken whether you like it or not lol

Say may I follow you?

[Justacatlady]

It's completely natural and normal to fart. Being that this wasn't you just letting one rip, you should just let it go.
My mom is like this. I am 36 years old and I have only heard her fart 4 times in my entire life. Each one an accident. We know how she feels about them so we kinds just act like it doesn't happen lmao.
If it really bothers you, just tell you boyfriend not to make fun of you and that you fell bad. He should be understanding and just drop the subject

[Asker]

Your mother and I are the same person lol! Haha it's so funny that you act like it doesn't happen for her :)

[Justacatlady]

We laugh sometimes but not at her. No sense in embarrassing her.

[CHARismatic110]

Lol my mom's the opposite lol. She's farted on me before. But she gets gassy and they slip out and she'll go "oops!" and jump up, then more will come out and it's the funniest thing ever. We all just laugh. It's natural.

[cflr0227]

I mean he won't forget but he isn't dwelling on it like you are I can guarantee you that. Your a human being humans fart, even keeping that fact that you farted a secret seems ridiculous to me. I guess just remember whenever you get embarrassed about it that every other person in the entire world also farts.

[Anonymous]

Lol its completely normal to fart. Dont feel embarrassed. My boyfriend is so comfortable around me he just lets them out. We just giggle together because its funny and normal. Trust me, it won't be your first one slipped out. Its nature.

[MyExBackCoach]

It really doesn't sound like it grossed him out or changed his view of you. If he's into you, he's still into you. He knows you are human and humans fart. This won't affect how he feels about you. Don't even worry about it!

[Asker]

I think my reaction made it funnier cause I looked so embarrassed/deer caught in headlights lol :) He is still making jokes about it cause he knows it's never happening again lol

[tallestbassist89]

"Did my princess just fart" haha. good one. Anyways, wouldn't worry much about it as it seems he wasn't disgusted by it and laughed it off. He will soon forget on its own as you both gain new experiences togheter

[Asker]

Haha I'm gonna distract him by dressing sexy or something lol! :)

[tallestbassist89]

That is a good plan :-)

[MajorEasy]

Hahahaha... You can't...

But rest assured he finds it cute... I know I would...
(My girl is prim and proper too... Catching her out entertains me but endears her to me more...)

[Asker]

That's exactly what he said lol! He's glad he caught me in the act for once lol & he thought I was so cute being shy about it :)

[MajorEasy]

😋👍

[ImagineSketchy]

You can't. You're human, and not to mention a carbon based organism. All of the non plant life have gas and you have to expel it. So long as you don't go around farting for fun, it's okay to let it out, because it's coming out one way or another.

[Anonymous]

Honestly it's not that big of a deal. Most guys aren't bothered by it... My wife was shy about farting in front of me when we first started dating, and now she farts all the time. We even have try to outdo each other by seeing who can do louder or longer or funnier farts. It's completely normal, besides it sounds like your boyfriend wasn't too bothered by it. So I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Ps "Did my princess just fart?" has to be one of the cutest lines ever lol

[Asker]

I'll let him know you approve of his line lol! :P

[Graydon]

Giving it time would be my advice. Or you can tell him it really upsets you when he talks about it and if he really cares about you I promise he’ll pretend it never happened. Nothing to worry about.

[HereIbe]

He will remember until he dies. You will have to kill him. I hope you don't kill him, but your little princess act guarantees that this will be remembered until he dies.

[sadsith]

till he dies😂😂😂😂😂

[Asker]

I will have to kill him; you're right lol :P The secret can't get out haha! :)

[Naruto_Uzumaki]

Just don't bother sooner or later you'll be farting around each other 😂

[Asker]

He already does lol but I can't imagine being that comfortable around him hahaha! :)

[Naruto_Uzumaki]

Just wait until you're married and then you'll fart around each all the time

[sammy673]

You don't need to make him forget that thing c'mon you're in a relationship and these are all common things in a relationship

[Asker]

I know, I know lol :) I'm making a big deal out of nothing but it's just the way I am! Like there's a mental block that won't allow me do anything gross in front of him! Lol :)

[sammy673]

Haha right😆😆

[CT_CD]

Farts are considered masculine. GIrls who fart compromise their femininity. It's not cute. It's not ladylike. It's unfeminine and gross.

[CT_CD]

Girls*

[Asker]

It was a one time incident that I couldn't prevent from happening lol

[MintyWolf]

U dont. U own ur fart, accept ur human and move on lol. He was laughing about it anyway

[Asker]

Own my fart? Lol :) He already knew it was me so there was no denying it haha

[MintyWolf]

Stop worrying too much. He likes u anyway

[Asker]

Yep he likes me farts and all lol :) Has a girl ever farted in your presence before?

[MintyWolf]

Yes, i thought it was funny as all fuck, but i just used it to tease her in a sexual way... which ended up in great sex ;). But i must stress, not all men are so accepting.

[Asker]

I think my boyfriend is pretty accepting too :) Thank goodness for that lol

[MintyWolf]

Well then... u have the answer to ur question i guess... u little fart u. lmao

[Asker]

Lmao stop that lol :)

[Decentguy]

its all right lol. it happens, its a normal thing, that every human being does.

[Asker]

Normal? Yes. Very embarrassing? Absolutely with a capital A lol! :P

[Decentguy]

hahahah i can understand. it happens, lol
dont worry about it too much

[zojij]

Jeez All you need to do I get a Dog. Fart all you want and blame it on the dog. Problem solved. Thank you

[Asker]

Haha thanjs for the suggestion :) I do have a dog but he wasn't in the room at the time lol! :)

[RichardBandit]

Maybe if you stopped eating burrito for breakfast like a fatty Mexican mom, you would be ok.

[hannahbanana11]

My boyfriend farts all the time

[Asker]

Mine does too lol :) Makes me laugh every time but I never have... until now lol

[bosi11111]

its not a big deal
people fart
omg
its 2018

[Bourne96]

Farting is funny you’ll be fine trust me

[Asker]

I know but he keeps playfully bringing it up like "Baby you farted in front of me." Why can't he stop teasing and change the subject? Lol

[TheUglyMan]

By not making it a big deal

[Anonymous]

How was that fart? Was it smelly or was just fine?

[Asker]

It just sounded like the littlest toot lol & there was no smell

[Anonymous]

Lmfao.

You’re adorable. He’s lucky

[Asker]

I'll take the compliment; thank you! Lol :)