So this is legit my tinder bio, what advise can you give about apps?

[lucas262]

0 idea what im doing on this app, not looking for a girlfriend but it'd be nice to go on some dates makes some friends, get out there and get some experience. What am I doing wrong? Because these apps never work for me but my friends have no trouble at all.

[Barbaric]

You're not the type of guy who belongs on Tinder at all, but you're trying to be like the others on there, that's why it sounds cringe. You're not looking for low-IQ thots, and they're not looking for a "nice guy" or for male friends, they're looking for bad boys/fuckboys with muscles and tattoos. It's a hook-up app.

You need to get yourself on a Christian app or something. Play to your strengths and meet the right types of girls.

Also, if you're not looking for sex or a relationship, but you want to date - what for? That's not how you make friends. A lot of women are probably confused, as I am, about what you even want.

[lucas262]

Good points, i think I wanted to be om tinder because it always works for my friends, I guess I felt lonely, female companionship is what I wanted but my religion prevents me from having sex out of marriage.

Maybe friend is the wrong word, I admit it sounds very simpy reading it again. I'm not the bad boy, and I'm not a particularly nice guy I just have a moral compass and high standards and a lack of experience to go with them. I guess I wanted friends and practice dates, and iv been on many apps including Christian mingle, im just not the type for it.

[Anonymous]

No man.
Women don’t want to see the “not here to hookup” part they know its bullshit. They use it as an escape clause in their bios but they know a guy is full of shit if he says it.
it just sounds fake.

What is AMA
What is infp

“love seeing people on their purpose” makes no sense.

“So what’s your name sweetness” is uber douchey

don’t mention the stripper name or adhd.

[lucas262]

It actually isn't bullshit

[Barbaric]

It may not be bullshit, but even I thought it was when I first saw it - because it's Tinder, everybody's there to fuck. If we think it is, girls definitely think it is.

[Cataphract]

Delete everything and type this:

-Working at Microsoft, so i don't have too much free time
-195cm tall, 22cm long
-Here to fuck, maybe find a worthy woman to fuck more than once

That's all you need for getting whores who give out for free. Dating applications are for male and female sluts. If you expect anything else you are wasting your time.

[lucas262]

Really om not after whores im after what I said I was after

[Cataphract]

In that case stay away from dating sites/apps.

[jshm2]

Da fuck? That reads more like a cry for help to any therapists scrolling by!

I can't even laugh at that cringe. Best advice to you would be to find your friends bio's and copy some of their scripts. Do it fast too.

[Sevenpointfive]

looks fine. the pictures are what matters. gotta have animals in them and no pointless shirtless pics

[JCT666]

I'm going to blunt here, but girls will already have made their decision on whether they will swipe on you based on your pictures, not your bio.

[lucas262]

Im aware, I feel bad though because I'm really not trying to smash people, I have only a handful of female friends and I wanted more female companionship

[JCT666]

Yeah, maybe Tinder might not be the right place for you then as most girls on there are just looking for a free meal ticket. Have you tried Bumble?

[lucas262]

Yep,

[DWornock]

The only thing wrong is you are a guy. All guys on tinder find it difficult.

[MED2525]

Honesty and going straight to the point goes along way

[lucas262]

What i was going for

[bamesjond0069]

This is bad bro. Start over.

[Cherokeehp]

That is god awful.

[lucas262]

Awww

[Calgarydirty69]

wear a condom