
You meet to love of your life and they’re amazing and they ask you out, but upon meeting them they accidentally cut a huge fart.. What do you do?


Fart back and get that 💩 out the Way.
Save one for about mid-stride while approaching climax if possible. If a Guy can work through that and you still Orgasm…. there you go.-You better marry it before that helium balloon 🎈 ascends. Applicable to both men and women…
🚼🍆 and ⛽️ ☁️ and still 💦
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 💒
Shit happens 😅 it would be quite awkward if it happened on first date, but at least we got that out of the way too 😁
I’m better at burping than farting because I can actually force burp so I’d probably go with that.
I once had a crush on an amazing married guy (who would never cheat on his wife) who would burp in concert with me when we were drunk. His wife also participated. Good times.
I would love them even more.
Farts dont ruin love ❤️
No, they don’t! 😌
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Honestly, I’d be grossed out. I don’t do well with farts. And especially if it’s in a car and I can’t get away from it.
I’m not going to suddenly stop loving someone because they fart. But it would be really nice if they did it in the bathroom or away from me. 🤣
Ngl I’d probably be like “ew” because it stinks but we’re all human and it’s not like I don’t expect the loml to never fart, plus it’d be an amazing story to tell the future kids lol and bully him about but in a non-mean way
It's natural and we're all human. Plus that'll be enough proof that they're not a robot. Wait robots can fart too right?
Laugh and say "oh these squeaky floorboards need some fixing!"
I'd probably just laugh and say "Ewwwwww" playfully. I know it's a normal thing we all do, no biggie.
I’d cut a bigger fart in response to make him feel better
it make me laugh. id like them even more. farts are funny
My ex from way back when let a long one rip one time as if she were holding it in the whole day. I laughed and teased her about it, but it didn’t change anything.
Game ON. Everyone passes gas, it is a natural body function. It us funny at times, especially if you don't know it is coming.
I’d be too shocked that a girl just asked me out and I wouldn’t even realize that she farted
I’d start my bike of course. 🏍💨
The farting bike :p
The fart-hiding bike. 😁
Voted D, I don't think I could get past that 😂😂
Damn fart ruined it :p
as long as it's not me the one doing it... lmfao
and love is love...
love should withstand any troubling winds and rough weather
🤣 troubling winds!!
@DarkCarousel lmao...
though it was a more poetic way to say it...
remember my ode to honey butter biscuits? lol
@NathanDavis hopefully the troubling winds are outdoors LOL
Can’t forget the ode to honey butter biscuits. I’m a little more concerned about what other rough weather includes haha
@DarkCarousel Gone with The Wind...
rough weather, you know... switches of moods either on her or me, or sometimes when one or both have particular ways in which they do deal with arguments or disagreements... lol
love finds it's way to adjust and fit just nicely...
or sometimes you just have to vent... and the other should be willing to be right there by your side, and take it... lmao
love is love
@NathanDavis Yes, I agree.
I just thought you meant other sort of bathroom related troubles. Hahaha
@DarkCarousel oh... I've had some of those days
didn't shy away either, but let's not get into details... lmao
Just laugh but continue falling for them
Laugh as I return fire.
Hard to say, I don't fart.
A or B
I'd be fine with it
Smell it
OMG a human!
Lolz
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