What was the intention of this question?

[Anonymous]

The guy I’ve been dating for a little more than a month asked me if I would be happy with his d*ck for the rest of my life. He also told me that he would be if I was the only woman he has s*x with for the rest of his life.

[jshm2]

How drunk was the simpering idiot when he said this?

[Asker]

We were both sober

[ArtemisSilver]

What an inelligent, vulgar and circuitous way to propose marriage lol

[2021biguy]

He wants to spend his life with you.