What was the worst date you ever went on?

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And did you ever go on a date with that person again?

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

There are two "worst dates" I went on during my dating years, but this one is probably the worst of the worst.

A guy around my age started talking to me at a shooting sports club, and ended up asking me to dinner and maybe a movie afterwards. We met at the restaurant, ordered beverages and an appetizer, and started talking. He had a lot of questions and wondered if I'd answer a few questions about my job, to which I replied sure. It became quickly apparent we were having a very bad failure to communicate. He asked if anyone had ever asked me for a "happy ending." At the time, I had no idea what that really meant, so my response was "we try to make everyone's ending as happy as we can for families." After a few more questions, it was clear we were not on the same page, so I asked what he thought my job was. His reply: "Ed told me you worked in a massage parlor." I laughed and said "Well the parlor part is right. I'm sure he said FUNERAL parlor since he's the only one I know who uses that old timey term." My date put his hand over his mouth, turned a couple shades of green, so I asked if he was OK. He then threw up on his appetizer plate, wiped his mouth with his napkin, and threw up a little more. He got up and made a beeline to the restroom. I saw him leave the restroom and leave the restaurant without coming back to the table. He texted he was sorry, but he couldn't be with anyone who worked around death all the time, it weirded him out. I said no problem. The server came by and took his plate and cleaned up around where he'd been sitting, and casually asked how my date was going lol. I never saw him again.

petitedollbabee · Accepted Answer

We met on a local site, he said he’d pick me up to go for a late night drive and hang out. He shows up at my place, I get into his car, and as soon as I put my seatbelt on I can smell strong alcohol coming from him, he slams his foot on the gas and drives to a nearby park/field. He drives into the field, driving through a fence, parks the car and gets out and runs off into some bushes. I get out the car and follow him, asking him wtf he’s doing. He says he’s hiding from the police because they’re after him for a 5th DUI charge. After 10 minutes of standing there deciding what I should do, I grab my things out of his car and walk home at midnight.

No, he didn’t get a second date. I blocked him on the site.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

Freshman year in college I had a friend who lived nearby and was a commuter. One day he and his girlfriend said that they wanted me to meet a friend of theirs. So on Friday night he and his girlfriend picked me up at my dorm and said we were going to a bar where we were going to meet up with their friend. She was okay looking and the 4 of us sat at a table. I did not get along with this girl at all. I was in Air Force ROTC and she was sort of a peace and love hippie. I decided that this was a waste of time.

My friend thought it would be funny if he and his girlfriend left me there with her. So they sneak out and left me there with this girl. When we figured it out she told me that she was leaving. I asked her if she could give me a ride back to my dorm. It would have been a 4 or 5 mile walk in the freezing cold. She said no and just left me there. When she started to drive away I jumped on the hood of her car. I held on while she drove through the parking lot, trying to shake me off. I had a good grip and was able to hang on until she finally gave up and agreed to give me a ride. We drove back to my dorm and we didn't say a word to each other. I got out of her car and never saw her again.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

Geezus…. I’ve had so many bad dates!
I’m not convinced i could narrow it down to one.
In my mind, the worst i’ve ever behaved on a date was the time i drank too much and openly compared the average woman’s preferences to women who contribute to “homemade” bestiality porn. If you ask for details, i’ll do my best to be honest. However, i’d rather not share that for obvious reasons. Even if i shared honestly, i’d probably miss the mark because i was drinking like it was a party. Ell oh ell!
The worst date i’ve had in which i felt like i was on the line involves a woman who was clearly jaded and arguably angry. From the moment she joined me at the booth, nearly fifteen minutes late, she was barking loudly about who and what she expected me to be. I resisted the urge to leave expecting a punchline that never came. I wish i hadn’t because when i did finally decide to leave she threw a drink at me that i dodged and it hit another woman. The victim’s fella immediately wanted to fight me! Ell oh ell! I handed the waitress a bunch of money and scrammed.
Those are the first two that come to mind.

coachTanthony · Answer

She ended up being married. Not divorced like she said she was. Not even separated. She was also hoping after confessing that I would be like okay no worries lol

jennifer_bloom · Answer

A guy showed up late and then looked super anxious around me, which made me anxious.

melanieeeB · Answer

I once met a guy in a club and ohh he was so charming, great manners, we had such a good laugh... so I said yes to a date and I was really excited!
On that date he tried to be "cool", he tried to be not so "German" and acted all macho, all "alpha" and didn't listen and ughh he was just a waste of time smh
He wanted to go to a hookah bar, even tho I said no and I don't smoke, there he ignored me most of the time, on his phone, but wanted to make out and I said I had to go and never talked to him again.

Charlesbrandonf · Answer

One minute they act like they’re so much into you and then next minute you’re a stranger.

I met an Ukrainian girl, went on a date. She was more like looking forward to talk to me and initiated this and that. I drove two hours to take her on a date. When i took her out on a date, she ate the expensive food I bought, was happy and cheering. Once we went back to our places. No more replies from her. I drove two hours to take her on a date.

Other time a girl acted like was so into me, then asked me for 100$. Before I even met her in person.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Worst? For her, we were out on a second date. She was sitting on my lap when her period started. She was unprepared and bled through and onto my jeans. She was horrified. I was like, "Life happens." We ended up dating for a few months.

ChillaxingLove · Answer

I was a kid and my older cousins made me go out with an overweight girl to the movies, I really didn’t like her. The date was so bad I don’t even remember what we watched

Nikki1989 · Answer

A guy was so shy and socially awkward, it was painful.

Anonymous · Answer

Freshman year of high school. The quarterback ask me out. Have you ever heard of the BTUG contest? If not it means Bring the ugly girl. Not sure if that was me but. Him & 3 or 4 of his friends held me down & took turns raping me.

Akam93 · Answer

Had a blind date he saw me and then he turned around and left.

Anonymous · Answer

The time she bent over and her addams apple popped out

alcorriher · Answer

never been on a date & im single

Tracker1958 · Answer

The one I met my wife on.

Anonymous · Answer

It's 2023... what's a date?

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