What is the worst date you have ever been on?

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DaveJord · Accepted Answer

OMG!!! If I had to choose only one... let me think... hummm?

I met a woman online, she said lets meet for lunch at 1 pm on Saturday. So I told her I live like 40 minutes away, but that will work great with me because I will be in town anyway. Around 12 pm, she text me asking if I am type of guy that gets upset if people are late to things. I told her, that she picked the place and time, and I live 40 minutes away and I will be on time. She texts back, let's make it 2 pm then.

I said "Okay, I can waste 2 hours running other errands, I guess?" She says great to that. She then suggests I show up early because this place gets lines. I was like, okay?

Then starts she starts texting me saying things like I really hope that we have a connection. That she is so nervous to meet me. At this point I am like OMG, but I am in town right... might as well see this through.

So, I show up at 1:30 and sure enough there is a line. So, I get in line. She texts me say she will use a uber to get there, because she wants to drink. Okay, I am in line for 40 minuts, so it like 2:10 now. I get to the front, and she is not there... so they say I can sit at the bar.

I text her and tell her I am at the bar, what would she like to drink. She says, "Bud Lite." I am thinking who the hell drinks Bud Lite... so I as the waitress if they have Bud Light.. she says no we have Modelo. I order her a Modelo. The woman finally shows up, she looks kind of like her picture, (Not really). She asks before even trying the beer... is this a Bud Light. I say no they don't have bud lite. So, she refuses to the drink the beer, then says to me that she doesn't really like this place, can we go somewhere else?

I am like okay, but you choose this place. She said yeah, bad choice lets go to this other place. I am like okay. But I am thinking, she Ubered here so, I guess she is going to get in my car. We get to the car, and she is all like, "are you a crazy person." I am like no, she doesn't want to get in the car with me.

I say no problem I understand thanks for meeting, but I am leaving. You can Uber from here, right? she's like never mind I am being silly let's go, and she climbs in my car. I am like fuck, now what am I supposed to do, she's in my car. So I ask her where this other place is, and she tells me the address, but I am not from this town. I start to get my phone out and she says she knows where to go, don't worry about it. We get on the main road. 15 minutes later, I am like how far is this place? She's says I passed it 10 minutes ago. I ask her, why didn't you tell me? She says: I thought you were taking me somewhere else, because you drove past it. I tell her, I told you I do not know where I was going, and you said you would tell me where to turn. She says, opps my bad you need to turn around. Now I am like how in the hell am I going to get rid of this person.

She starts talking about how she can feel the connection, and how she can tell the sparks there. I literally say to her, "I honestly don't know how you could think that?" She says, I just know I can tell. So at the stop light I say, well let's see then. I lean over and give her kiss. It was like the worst kiss ever. I tell her, yeah... there is no connection, that was literally the worst kiss of my life, where can I drop you off at?

She say; I know you are being playful you, are so funny. I say no I am not that was terrible. She then says look right there is the Hilton Hotel has a bar there, we can just go there and have drinks together. I say that's a hotel bar, you know what that means to most men when you say let's go have drinks at a hotel bar. She says yes, I know exactly what that means. I am like fuck. So we get to the hotel, I forget my phone in the car on purpose. We go inside I sit her at the bar I order a drink, I pay for it. I tell her I forgot my phone in the car I will be right back. I go out to my car and just drive away. She starts texting me and calling me in like 5 minutes, begging me to come back, I just block the number.

WORST date ever.

Markm3212 · Accepted Answer

Oh, there have been a few lol

the first one was from a girl online. we had been messaging each other and all was going well, when we arranged to meet at one of the local pubs for a few drinks. when i turned up, i looked around to see if i could see her. not seeing her i just waited at the bar to get a drink, when i was approached by a lady asking if i was her date. looking her up and down i didn't think that she was the person who i was meeting, until she told me her name. it was her. she looked nothing like the pic's she had posted on line, (later found out from a friend that used to work with her that the pic's were a few years old and she had changed a lot in that time...). so i decided that as i was there i would enjoy the evening with her and see how it went, after all looks aren't everything. so we sat down and the pub announced that they were doing a pub quizz evening. i told her that i'm not very good and not really a pub quiz person. with that she enters us into this quiz. as it turns out, she knew about 3 answers and i knew a few more than her. she thought that i was really cleaver knowing the general knowledge rubbish and was impressed. needless to say that it didn't go any further than a few drinks and that one night.

the next one. again we met on line. we were messaging each other and decided to go for a drink. it went amazingly well, we were both into the same things got on really well and were the last to leave the pub and sat in my car chatting for another hour after the pub had shut. she invited me out the next day, but i stupidly turned it down as it was an early start and i didn't want to get up that early on a sat after a hard week. anyways we went on a few more dates and things were looking good. so i decided that we have done the usual pub meal etc, so i was going to push the boat out and go to the southampton boat show, (biggest boat show in the UK, great day out.) so i picked her up and we were having a great day together, enjoying each others company and getting on well, until... we met a couple of her friends at the boat show and when her mates asked who i was, i was introduced as a mate of hers, no name just a mate... my heart sank as i heard the words, i thought that it was all going well and we were getting on great and at least expected her to say oh this is and give my name not just a mate, at best i was hoping that she may have even looked at me and said i'm not sure what are we and then i could have said more than friends or dating, something other than just friends. we saw each other a couple of times after that, but unfortunately, my car was poorly after that and when she invited me out, i said that i have no car as i was fixing it. she never said she would come and pick me up or anything and it slowly fizzled out after that. was such a shame as i think that we both really liked each other and could have been so much more.

Apulu_Imback · Accepted Answer

I hope family date counts.

So me and my family (my parents and my younger sister) went to this East Asian restaurant for a date after my exams. And this was a really fancy restaurant, we all were dressed well in elegant frocks and my dad wore his suit. Honestly, I didn't expect a fancy restaurant for date because we usually go to somewhere simple for family dates like movie in threatre or shopping in mall or having dinner in some simple restaurants. But anyways, we were in this fancy East Asian restaurant. This frock was stressing me cuz it had designs made from wires near and armpit and it was itching the whole time. The frock is really pretty though and it suits me well but it's not for me! So the dressing was the thing which ate my head first. For your information the frock has no sleeves.

While waiting for our orders this one confetti was scratching my armpit like hell so I thought about pulling out the confetti but it'll be awkward to do this in public so I told my mom that I need to use the washroom and asked her which way it is. My mom didn't know that too so my dad called this waiter to lead me towards washroom. He was a total gentlemen and guided me towards the washroom and bowed slightly before leaving. I requested not to bow because he was elder than me and in Asia the younger one is supposed to pay respect, not the other way around. I said thank you and he left. Then I pushed the washroom door, it was locked from inside. The kitchen was few metres near the washroom by the way. I waited for 5 minutes and again pushed the door but it was still locked. To my rescue, the same waiter came and asked if everything's alright. I said him that the lady inside was taking too much time. That one confetti scratched my armpit like hell with every move and I was fed up with it but I kept my cool. I was introvert then so I didn't dare to knock on the door and ask the lady inside how much more time she would take. So the waiter knocked for me and said that a little girl is waiting outside for her to empty the washroom. The lady inside screamed, "Yeah I'm coming!" and came out while applying lip gloss. Turns out that she was applying make up inside. I thanked the waiter again and locked myself inside the washroom. The washroom was quite fancy, I mean washroom is a bit low word to use here. It was spacious with a mirror that looked mesmerizing because of the designs and glasswork in it's edges. It also had a couch and AC and lotion and shampoo! It was so fancy and clean and it smelled like rose and strawberry.

Anyways, I chopped out that one notorious confetti under my armpit with a blade (yes they had blade). And the frock became way more comfortable than before. I mean it wasn't not the most comfortable but it became better than before. After all this I went to the dining hall. The food was thankfully served right 2 minutes after I sat on my seat

The food was good and excellent. Alright. But then few business partners of my parents who were sitting there as well coincidentally, called my mom and dad and then they had a long long never ending chat about their businesses and about how lucky they were to collaborate. Borringgg. My sister was busy texting her friend on mom's phone and I was munching on that cabbage salad which they had for fresheners. It was named 'Kimchi' I guess. It was Savory and kept my mind off. My parents paid for the meal and yet their chat wasn't over. They legit talked for 50 minutes and finally we were off to home.

It was certainly not a really really bad date but it was the worst I have been on and can remember for now.

silvermoon84 · Accepted Answer

It was a Starbucks coffee date that lasted all of 45 minutes. I like to talk about things like my childhood, things we’ve done with our lives, movies, TV shows, video games, music, books, common interests, etc. Instead he spent most of the date talking about my outfit, complimenting me on EVERY DAMNED THING, he stuck his face right up to mine to try to guess my eye color. I told him he was coming off as slightly creepy. He apologized but then went right back to doing what I just told him was creepy. The last straw for me was when he leaves in out of nowhere and stuck his nose right up to my hair and smelled it, then told me “your hair smells divine”. (Seriously dude? Right after I told you to stop being creepy). I left immediately after that and told him “sorry, you’re really nice but I don’t see this going anywhere. Good luck”. Luckily we went dutch for the date (which is what I prefer in the beginning stages), so I didn’t have to worry about feeling bad about the six or seven dollars he spent buying me Starbucks when I had no interest in seeing him again.

MrOracle · Answer

My worst story isn't awful, more just kind of sad. I met a girl at a friend's party, and she seemed nice and normal, and we got along well. There was a big movie coming out the next weekend that people were talking about - either a Jason Bourne or a Mission Impossible I believe - and I ended up taking her out.

She'd asked to go for pizza before the movie, so we ate and talked, and she then starts telling me about her crazy family (Jerry Springer would be horrified) and her many traumas and treatments and medications in deep detail - as casually as if she was telling me about taking her dog for a walk - and it got worse with every word she spoke.

I had to keep my distance from that point forward and I was thankful that I was never overly flirty or sexual with her, so we kept it as friends.

Avicenna · Answer

Haven't had a really awful one, but have had a few with women who weren't communicative, so those were probably the worst because they were boring.

Pinay_ako · Answer

I was 20. This guy literally shoved his tongue inside my mouth in the theatre and all I wanted to do was vomit 😂. I told him I needed to use the washroom and I left him all alone. Never again gross!

AviatorTom · Answer

After my divorce, I met a woman online and we agreed to meet for dinner. She showed up late, was obese (not like her obviously photoshopped picture), wearing a hot pink outfit of tight short shorts and top that showed a lot of cleavage. One of the first words out of her mouth was "My pussy is so wet, thinking about our date." I quickly left and grabbed food somewhere else on the way home.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

The worst date was the first date with the last guy I dated cause I was nervous and anxious and scared and he was also nervous and anxious and scared and it was just super awkward.

Finchie40 · Answer

One comes to mind that is making my laugh right now just thinking about it , the girl was a absolute weirdo , cute but a weirdo , she basically had split personalities , I met her at a club and we hit it off and were making out fr most the night, she asked me to go on a date with her the next day, I said sure that sounds great , I said the only issue I have right now is my car is broke down and I having it towed from my home tomorrow morning to be worked on , I said are you ok to pick me up , I feel bad , but my car will be in the shop for a bit , she said that’s fine I understand. The next day she called me and said she was on her way , I said ok tthe tow truck driver hasn’t arrived yet to pick up my car but he called and is on his way, and should be here in the next 20 minutes , she said I will be there in a half hour, I said ok sounds good I will see you then , Close to a half hour goes by and the tow truck driver pulled into my driveway to take my car , as he was towing the car she pulled in the driveway , I told her he is almost done and we can leave , once he left like 5 minutes later I got into her car and we went to a bar restaurant , on the way there she looked like she was completely annoyed and pissed off but I kept making small talk and being polite to her , we get into the restaurant and sat down and I asked her what she would like to drink she said I my as well have alcohol because it seems like you need alcohol to enjoy my company , I said not at all , I was just having a beer I am not planning to get fucked up, I’m sorry you think that way , not true at all , I just like the taste of beer , so she ordered this mixed drink that was way stronger then my beer and I kept trying to make conversation with her and be respectful and polite , Everything that came out of her mouth was negative talk , just being rude and disrespectful, I asked her is something bothering her , is there something on my face that I am unaware of? She said I think you are very disrespectful by having me pick you up and having me wait for a tow truck? I said stop right there , i said you asked me out and I told you my situation with my car , I said don’t turn this around on me, , I’m sorry my car took a shit , I said I hope your car never breaks down ever cuz God forbid that would make you a horrible person.. She then started rambling on about how guy’s are horrible people that don’t know how to be a true romantic to a girl that are only after one thing , I said I’m sorry you feel that way , I honestly was just trying to get to know you to see if we have a good chemistry and connection together , She then said I saw your car andI know you get girl’s. I said because of my car that makes me a player? At the time I had a Z28 camero which I loved that car but it had nothing to do with me being a player that she assumed and made up in her insecure head lol , I said so you just assume because I have a Camero I just play with girls’ hearts? That’s honestly interesting to me , that you think that way? So you don’t like me because of my car? She sat there pissed off , I was kind of laughing cuz the girl was psychotic , , I said , my apologies that you think of me that way , She then confessed that she just got out of a relationship with a guy that cheated on her and I thought Io myself I know why lol but I said , I’m sorry to hear that and sorry to hear that happened to you , I said people that cheat are selfish people that only care about themselves , don’t beat yourself up over his selfish decision , As much as I thought this girl was a weirdo I was still being polite cuz I knew she was my ride home , I said maybe you should take sometime to yourself and not look for a relationship nat this time , I said I don’t want to be a rebound , can you please drive me home , She said fine letMs go all annoyed , the whole ride home and didn’t say a word to me , when we arrived , I said well it was nice meeting you and I hope things get better for you , She said are t you going to invite me into your home? I laughed and said are you fucking kidding me? Did I miss something? All of a sudden she started being nice to me again and being sweet and apologizing for her behavior , She started to compliment me and started saying she never been on a date with a guy like me , She said I’m sorry for the way I was acting she said I really like you , i said thank you for apologizing but at this time I don’t think you are ready and I don’t want to be a rebound , I said keep in touch and we can take things slow , even though I though she was beautiful I just killed her with kindness to get her to leave. She came over to me to kiss me and I just gave her a little kiss just trying to get her to leave lol I wish I never kissed her , this girl started stalking me and calling me like crazy if I answered the phone she would start accusing me of things I wasn’t doing , I told her to throw my number away that she needs mental help I am not going to lie part of me wanted to fuck her but I knew that would of been a huge mistake lol

BoobSlayer · Answer

The worst date I ever had was an absolute bust. I had set up a romantic night out with someone I had recently met, and I had high hopes for the evening. We planned to go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but when I arrived, she was already there.

Her melons were so huge that they strained against her shirt, and all I could think about were her massive boobies. She didn't allow me to leave a tip, and we quickly left.

We decided to take a walk in the park, and I was hoping that things would lighten up. Unfortunately, as we walked her milk monsters bounced up and down, I realized that she was only interested in getting to know each other.

The date got even worse when we decided to get some ice cream. She requested something with cantaloupes on top, and asked if I wanted anything with her boom booms, which was not only wildly inappropriate but also extremely embarrassing.

When I finally called it a night and drove her home. She gave me a hug and pressed her mammory glands, boobies, tits, titties, ta-tas, fiery biscuits, melons, baps, coconuts, bangers, cream pies, iced gems, bacon hanging milk monsters against my chesticles. Then, she said goodnight, without so much as letting me adorn her fiery biscuits with paprika.

DizzyDesii · Answer

My very first date with my very first boyfriend was one of the worst. We were 14. I was shy so i asked if i could bring a friend. We agreed to double date. More like, i showed up with 7-8 girls and he showed up with 6-7 dudes. I don't know how this happened lmao. People just invited themselves. We took up the entire row of the theater. His friends kept making a scene screaming at the screen (we were watching some horror film). Then my friend girls kept pressuring me to sit right next to him because i was sitting inbetween then 😭🤣 It was so awkward and I was shy. Finally we switch seats and one girl who was my friend (but initially his) kept telling him to kiss me. I kept asking her nicely to stop but she wouldn't. I wasn't ready for the kiss and she kept egging him on. Heck, i was on this date because she couldnt keep a damn secret. Finally i snapped and cursed her out in front of the entire theater. That was the first time i even realized i could have a potty mouth. She ended up crying and ran out. (She never wanted to be friends again.) 🤷‍♀️ All my friend girls ran out behind her to check on her. His guy friends ran out after them to try to hookup. He and i were left alone until the film went off. We enjoyed the film then sat and talked after. My cousin walked up right as he made a smart comment about her. I tried to take up for her but apparently not well enough because she felt betrayed then ran off to tell the girls. I was then told i’d have to find a different way home that night. I stopped caring. I was with who i wanted to be with. That was probably the day friendship started to go out the window for me.

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

Double blind date. Me and my buddy, and these two women we got set up with. Mine was meh... kinda boring, but I'm sticking around cause he's my boy and he sees something in her. Fast forward, end of the night he's caught on that I actually had the exciting one. We're all walking home, she's first/closest so he drops her off at her door and she invites him in. He says "no thanks I don't think we're a good fit" or something like that. She says okay, hold on a second. Goes in, gets a serrated knife, tries to stab him.. She's screaming the whole time that "she's future-pregnant with his baby he can't leave." I heard that right..."future pregnant"She said it a bunch of times. He's a super jacked dude with hands like a gorilla, so we know he's going to jail if she gets a mark on her in the scuffle, so I go in to restrain her while he gets the knife away. He took a pretty big gash across his palm and I got headbutted pretty hard by the back of her head. We leave... super fast... my date is like 'holy F what just happened everybody is insane" and goes running down the street, my buddy is holding a bloody knife and his date is on the floor screaming that her future babies won't' come now. First mile away from her is the fastest one I ever did in my life.

Last blind date I ever went on.

razelove · Answer

Honestly I never dated much, not worth the effort. That's a toss-up though. One friends with benefits, the first "date" when I woke up in the morning I took the wrong door to the bathroom, she neglected to tell me she lived with her parents, so there I am in the kitchen where they eat breakfast in my birthday suit.

A toss-up with that would be a fling where the first time was a failure to launch because I was just too tired. Second time no problems in the pyrotechnics department, but I wake up around 4 AM to being kicked. The woman was jonesing for opiates, looked like she was running a marathon in her sleep while twitching all around.

I had to wake up at 4 to kick her ass out of my house so I wouldn't wake up to missing shit when she's trying to make ends meet to get her fix in the morning, that sucked.

I'd say both tie for worst first dates, like the badness for the second girl didn't come out until the second date, but I don't count the first date as I didn't achieve my objective then. Finding out a girl lives with her folks by meeting them, the morning after you both met, and slept with her is fun fun fun too. Though later on I got along better with her dad than I did with her...

strateguy632 · Answer

my worst one i "blew it" like my fault i remember, i drove her to a very dark pub, that someone recommended to me, only a bit of light kuz 3 sides no window and only a small one in the corner, and very few human lights. we could order drinks but i decided it was too dark not in a romantic way so i offered "lets go to the same place as last time?" she said no i want a new place. i said i do not know anywhere else [why not search the internet? i was orthodox rabbi at the time we believed internet was a sin] so i thought i respect her choice, if do not want so i said "i will drive you home" she freaked "do you know how hard i worked to get dressed up?" me: "so lets compromise go to the place i know?" but she insisted "we can't go the same place every time wait... is that not a red flag? cannot compromise i realize now too late... anyway i drove her home and i dont know why she agreed for another date... or why i would date someone who can't compromise. in the heat of the moment i did not think of calling home to ask for a new address but based on her responses not worth the effort.

exitseven · Answer

When I was in college I had a friend who was a local kid that was a commuter. He and his girlfriend told me that knew somebody that they wanted me to meet. I agreed to this and the next Friday night my friend and his girlfriend picked me up at my dorm and we met this girl at a bar in the next town. She was okay looking but as the night went on she was really obnoxious and she thought I was a baby killer because I was in Air Force ROTC. My friend thought it would be funny if they left me there with her, so he and his girlfriend take off and leave me there with this girl. We figure this out and she says that she is going. I ask her if she could give me a ride back to my dorm and she said No. It would have been a 5 mile walk in the freezing cold so before she could drive away I jump on the hood of her car. She drove through the parking lot trying to shake me off but I had a good grip on the hood and held on. Finally she stopped and agreed to give me a ride home. It was a very quiet ride.

RavVid · Answer

Hmmh that would be the casino date or would it be the date I was lucky she had enough politeness to leave with me?

On the casino date the girl wanted to eat at a restaurant in the casino. But in reality she wanted me to sponsor her poker machine addiction. She did pay for her own stake and she did win a few hundred but 'reinvested' that. And tried to manipulate me into staking her. I had already decided that strippers would cost me less and be more fun so I terminated.

On the lucky to have her leave with me date, it was sheer bloody bad luck or very good luck in disguise. After finishing our meals she saw a guy she knew and talked to him. It was so obvious she wanted to get into his pants and vice versa. I did manage to get her to leave with me but it was excruciatingly embarrassing. I heard later she moved into his place within the week. But it turned out she stole his coin collection so he kicked her within another. It was a close escape in reality. Yes she was a druggie.

sheenagwapa · Answer

i only have one boyfriend abs every date is important to me. i'm the senti kind so i can easily find romance on just about anything. but we do have worst date... technically this is a date. we are on a achool quadrangle watchinh soccer and i've been receiving compliments if my new body size because i've always been severely underweight (my biggest insecurity before) so i just keep eatinh i'm afraid to go back my old size. so i spend all my money on food while watchinh soccer with my ex and i thought i will just borrow money from my ex for my fare, unfortunately my ex is thinking the same he also spend all his money. so by the time we decided to go home we have no money. we cannot see any classmates or friends our only chance is my ex boyfriend's soccer player boyfriend. to make the story short we finish the soccer game and it's already nigjt. i was bitten by a lot of mosquitoes i feel like i will have dengue. gosh i don't even understand soccer i have to watch it until finish so we can borrow money.

catiecatie · Answer

I wouldn’t say worst date I’ve been on as it was really good. Until we got back into the car to go home. He didn’t put his seatbelt on and I hate that dinging sound. So I told him to put it on and he told me he never wore a f***ing self belt in his life and he isn’t starting now! I literally opened the door and walked out as the car was moving. We weren’t moving very fast but then that asshole left me! I figured go around the block to clear his head, nope I called him and he was pretty much outside of town looking at a car dealership. Thank god my sister was in town. But yeah that was probably the worst possible situation. Funny as I told my coworkers and one said he would do that but then he told me he wouldn’t he would wait until I got another ride.

molonski2 · Answer

OMG , I've got some water under the bridge here ,

One that springs to mind , Chinese girl from a wealthy part of Melbourne Australia , like with most Asian women , I thought I was doing no good , so I was just going though the motions , then all of a sudden her tongue is down my throat and its full on passion , he had on this giant diamond ring that looked like it was worth a plethora..

Next day she rang up saying I had stolen this ring ( I certainly had not ) , I thought I was being set up and lost sleep and was expecting police any moment , none of that happened , so I assume she found the ring , but we never again spoke - really weird situation. Thats just one ! There are probably 30 other stories.

8UniquelyBoring8 · Answer

As a teenager, I once went on a hike with a man over 30 years old. It was an uncomfortable experience from the start, as I couldn't understand why he wanted to take me out in the first place. To make things even worse, he later took me to a taco restaurant where he constantly complained about the fact that I ordered the more expensive fries. He also went on and on about older women and how not having money wasn't an option for them as it was for me now. Overall, it was definitely the worst date I've ever been on.

TaureanBull81 · Answer

When I was 30, I remember a very awkward dinner 🍽 date. My date and I met at an Italian restaurant but were chatting via a dating website in the week or two before meeting up. Anyhow, during the date whilst having conversation, I noticed that she was rubbing her ring 💍 finger a fair bit (she wasn't wearing one at the time) and so I thought to myself... something wasn't right 🤔

In the end, I just said to my date in a direct manner, "Does your husband know you are here?"

She then broke down crying 😢, admitted she was actually married and started going on about how unhappy she was in her marriage. The moment I heard that, I told her the date was over and she's paying the bill, so I got up and walked 🚶‍♂️ away because of her dishonesty.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

I don't remember the circumstances anymore but, there WAS ONE that I went on where, once we got where we were going, she started hanging out with other people I didn't know and ignoring me so, I just left!!
Oh! Another one where I asked a girl to a movie and she asked if a close mutual friend of ours could come along. I said he could and, VERY shortly after the movie ("The Wall") started, she paid WAY more attention to him than me!! So, once the movie was over I just walked out and ignored the both of them!! Maybe that's the one I mentioned above. Next thing I know, they're lovers!!
I only know of one other date that I've ever been on and it was actually pretty nice

KostasKouvalis · Answer

I met up with a girl I'd been talking to on Facebook from my high school. She was much uglier in real life, and her personality was completely different than how it seemed online. We had like nothing in common and barely talked to each other for 4 hours. She also brought no money, so I had to pay for EVERYTHING!

Yeah, very stupid decision on my part. I never told my family about it, 'cuz my mom would have been pissed!

I didn't even wanna be seen with her, 'cuz I usually stay away from girls like that.

The worst part is, I told her a few days before, "If you're not having fun with ME, there's something wrong with you"🤣

KetoJames · Answer

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dudeinohio · Answer

I was on online dating. I specified the age group I was looking for. No one older than I. I got to talking to this woman. Ages never came into discussion.

We finally go on a date and I find out she's like 10 years older than I. We got along ok and the date went well but the age difference was a deal-breaker.

At the end of the date, she asked me to follow her to her place... oh oh. I. made excuse after excuse not to. Finally. She just told me to. go. I left quickly. I just didn't have the heart to say she was too old.

So. yeah...

Keishio · Answer

I dated this girl a couple of times a few years ago, we met up in parks, pubs, the usual stuff and she seemed pretty cool. It came to the point she was coming over to my place for the night, I stress, 1 night was what was arranged. I picked her up on the Friday, we have a nice time, she stays over and Saturday comes, we spend the morning and afternoon together and I mention what time she'll want dropping off since she lived off the mainland and needed to catch a ferry. She pretty much just made up a bunch of bullshit that there was no ferries and didn't leave my house for 3 days. I didn't want to kick her out because I lived in a rural area, getting taxis wasn't easy there, she didn't drive and the ferry port was a little while away. The next 2 days were awkward to say the least and on the drive back she had the nerve to ask when I'd see her again, I had no idea what to say and ended up saying nothing at all. Dropped her off and that was that

SolitarySolace · Answer

The last date I remember going on was with my ex back when we were together almost 9 years ago. We went out to a restaurant and she was texting the guy she was cheating on me with the entire time we were out… I think that takes the cake

LiamJHayden · Answer

I went out on one date where the girl  insisted  on going to this one restaurant. Turned out that her ex worked there and she wanted to make him jealous. That was annoying.

msc545 · Answer

Some girl I went to dinner with who spent the whole time talking to someone on her phone. After dinner but before the check came I excused myself, and left her there.

Paris13 · Answer

lol!!! Probably when I Put Ice Cubes in My Friend Doug from School's Beer Before Going to a Dull Movie. xx

OfMiceandMen · Answer

The first time I used an online dating app and went out with a girl from another town over.

She was nothing like she posted on her profile. I took my profile off and bailed when I got home. I just thought, I am not wasting my life wading through a bunch of BS, when people can't even be open and honest about who they are.

Emelina · Answer

My date picked the restaurant and once we were done eating, and the waitress brought the bill; I ended up paying for dinner bc my date said he forgot his wallet at home. Let's just say I never called him or seen him ever again considering he asked if he could go on a second date. Lol...

naartjie · Answer

As a teen he took me to Burger King, made me pay for my own meal, brought a friend with him, he was an asshole and then got food poisoning. He was aggressively vomiting and shitting himself all night that night.

As an adult, I had a guy pick me up to take me to dinner, he was so horrible and cocky and I could just tell he thought so highly of himself that I told him to turn around and take me home😬

LostandFound__x · Answer

He stared at me sexually the entire time. I felt violated.

AnusNdaPainus · Answer

This super ghetto girl not even the funny kind of ghetto it was just really embarrassing being seen with her despite the fact that she was so pretty and I’ll take some blame because the bonnet in the middle of the day in 70 degree weather was a red flag

but I answered an age old question from my experience dating her

Can a solid 8 with big tits get away with an atrocious personality? The answer? Kinda.

AliSulayman · Answer

She was too depressing and dark. It was a silent depressing date. When I drove her home and she asked if I wanna come up, I was terrified inside, so said that I have a thing to do, and when she leaned to kiss, I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said good bye!

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

The one where I got crabs.. No really it became a blind date and the chick showed up like 20 minutes late and looked nothing like the pics she sent. She bragged about her nurse position and blah blah blah, wouldn't shut the fuck up unless I or the server interrupted.

OddBeMe · Answer

Nancy Reagan after Ronnie died. She didn’t eat so I was left looking like a fck head chowing down on her dollar. We just got through adding more picture books to her hubby’s library and I can tell she just wanted to bone.

So I said “get out of my car you aids-ignoring cow.” And took off with a full belly of laughs. Oh worst date! Probably with my wife…somewhere in the last 15 years or so.

mandyfire98 · Answer

Went on a date once with a guy who was into that Andrew Tate pickup artist bullshit and was trying out his best "alpha" approach on me. I cringed the entire time. He was so goofy. Thing is he was actually pretty attractive until he opened his mouth.

TrueConfection · Answer

It was really a lady minute "let's grab lunch" with an acquaintance I was getting to know. He insisted on picking up the tab and after lunch, he thought I owed him sex. That's the short version.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

A little while back:

Leaving away details... the girl looked for something that she wasn't 'qualified' for.

I felt bad, because I somehow knew (know) that her only partnership option would be a low level, low class ''motherfucker.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

Genuinely haven't had a bad date per se (though was late into dating game and ha ent really had too many first dates). I got stood up, that's the worst it got. I wasted an hour maybe waiting then went for a beer

Fireguy17 · Answer

I was on eharmony and it seemed like we hit it off well, but in person it was nothing, and of course the service was painfully slow. I think we were done talking after hello.

lillie_mie · Answer

First date, he pre-ordered food for me. I didn't like the dish but I didn't bother telling him, I'm a very picky eater so let's say that was the worst date experience.

Smiling_Baby21 · Answer

The man was straight up hands on... Touching me even when I made it known that I was uncomfortable 😖 with it.

virtualwasp · Answer

started chopping on my face then wouldn't stop texting me 2-3 times a week for 2 years, even turned up at work

Mansearching · Answer

Went on a blind date. Ended up that blind date found someone 2 weeks before and no one told me. Ended up taking out blind date's sister. She and I didn't get a long well at all. But we were adults and cordial.

I swore off blind dates.

Pudsmucker · Answer

A blind date that I didn't want to go on in the first place. Our personalities clashed.

CoolCatMar1 · Answer

I went out once with a guy around my age when i was 18 before meeting my one and only boyfriend. He was boring af anf only cared about sex and nothing else. Nahhh

Billlewis · Answer

When she shows up at the restaurant an hour and a half late, with her girlfriend, wearing an Anaheim Mighty Ducks jersey.

Nikki1989 · Answer

It was a guy who just couldn't keep a conversation going. It was several hours of me trying to get him to talk.

Guardian45 · Answer

When I unwittingly dated a woman with  Dissociative Identity Disorder.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

My former class-mate, all she did was talk about this other guy, so no more dating with her.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

With a guy who paid so much attention to his phone.

KaiidiraX · Answer

One guy legit tried to take me to a strip club on the first date. I went home.

RingOfFire · Answer

I've had some boring dates, but never really a bad one. They are always fun even if I learn that she isn't the one for me.

zagor · Answer

I have had some that were a waste of time, but haven't had any reeaallly bad ones. I may have been someone else's worst date.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Mine were all decent. Worst was when I really didn't feel anything for him, but it was still fun.

shades777 · Answer

this bitch and I met up at this bar downtown and right after the meal was done she left, i got used for a meal

Danny_dan92 · Answer

There was no chemistry and the girl was boring so I ended the date early and took her back home

Anonymous · Answer

When met guy after talking on phone and texting so much but just was not attracted to him when meeting him. I felt bad and went through motions.

Anonymous · Answer

One where are you realize that there’s no attraction at all or any compatibility. I also had one that kept making excuses on why they had to leave soon.

red_knight · Answer

Rushed awkward shit questions about what I can do for her, and in return the only thing she brings to the table is sex.  Blind dates

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