Share something funny about dating?

[es20490446e]

YouTube just shocked me with this shit:

[Lliam]

I met my future wife through a pre-computer dating service in 1994.

We met at a restaurant. We were so engrossing in conversation that we lost track of time.
At some point, I was interrupted by something bumping my foot and realized that a waiter was vacuuming under our table. We looked around, realized that the restaurant was closed and they were trying to get rid of us.

We walked out to the restaurant's parking lot to our cars and got carried away again with conversation. When we started to leave, we discovered that the gate had been locked behind us.

I hopped over the 6' cinder block wall and got someone from the restaurant to unlock the gate.

As we said goodby, she stepped up to me, put her hands on top of my shoulders, looked up into my eyes adoringly, lifted up onto her tip toes, and gave me a sweet kiss.

I later found out that the way she told the story to her friends, I was a super hero who could leap tall buildings and rescue damsels. 🤣

[es20490446e]

Expectation:


Reality:

[exitseven]

I went t ocollege in upstate New York and I had a friend who was a commuter that lived in the city. He told me that he had a friend that he wanted me to meet. He and his girlfriend thought we would like each other. So Friday night him and his girlfriend pick me up at me dorm and they tell me we were going to a bar in town and she was going to meet us there. So we ger there and she is waiting for us. She was okay looking but the more we talked the more I realized that I really didn't like her too much. She was sort of a hippie and I was in Air Force ROTC. So later on my friend decides it would be funny if him and his girlfriend left me alone with her. So they sneak out and once we figure out what happened this girl tells me she was leaving. I asked her for a ride back to my dorm and she refused. It would have been 4 or 5 miles in the freezing cold so As she was leaving I jumped on the hood of her car. She tried to shake me off but I had a good grip on the hood. Finally she stopped and told me to get in. It was a quiet ride back to my dorm and I never saw her again.

[es20490446e]

I'm hippie. Don't date hippies.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[es20490446e]

It was the system, but nice reply :P

[KatieSims24]

I'm not sure if this is funny but I saw a news post of making dates cheaper because most people can't even afford some dates. Another thing rhar I found a bit funny that I was texting a guy on facwboook messager and said his birthday was 16 July and I said my 15 July. That I did met on dating app called chat & date the same brand of badoo.

[es20490446e]

So you can exchange presents on birthday.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't agree with the video, but I also only date women who aren't "basic" so there are usually lots of things about her that are special, such as high intelligence, nerdy hobbies, artistic and musical talent, skills at video games, being hilarious, exceptional beauty, doesn't drink any alcohol or smoke or do any drugs ever and never did, is a virgin, hates religion, is highly logical but still emotional enough to have empathy, isn't afraid of creepy crawlies, etc.

[TheSpaceGnome]

As far as something funny about dating goes, the entire concept is funny.

It's the most shallow way to interact with a person, you buy them dinner and expect them to love you in return, like they are a cat or dog or something.

Hanging out is way better than dating for finding a person to marry.

[es20490446e]

I completely agree.

[Paul09]

You have to pay to listen to someone talk about themselves all night.

[es20490446e]

Except the part where we fuck.