What are some random fun facts about dating you?

[Chikky]

What makes you unique and exceptional in the dating world

[BoobSlayer]

Dating me is always an adventure! I love to keep things fun and exciting. Did you know that I have a special place in my heart for melons, milkers, boobies, tits, mosquito bites, chesticles, and breasticles? These are a few of my favorite things, and they make me excited every time I'm near them. Plus, I'm always down to be targeted by bazookas. One of the best things about dating me is that no two dates will ever be the same. You never know if I'll be playing the bongos or being launched into space by juggernauts. So, what are you waiting for? Let's have some fun with melons, honkers, boobies, tits, melons, chesticles, honkers, and bazoombas!

[Billlewis]

-- I'll always place your pleasure, comfort and satisfaction at the very top of my list of priorities

-- you'll never have to worry about being pressured to have intercourse, because not getting any pussy brings out the best in me.

-- I'm exceptionally talented at providing truly satisfying oral service, both in front and rear.

-- I'll always remain 100% faithful to you, while encouraging you to date and have sex with other guys whenever you want, without hesitation or guilt.

-- I very much enjoy doing various tasks and chores, and running errands, etc. for you.

[asphaltrhymes]

I stand out because I'm so tall and fit (but not muscled) with long limbs and legs. 👏🏻👋🏻 💪🏻
I also have a wonderful out-there personality 😋 but I'm also very much a control freak/not a rule breaker.
And I like to enjoy city lights versus nature park hikes.
And I'd rather a nice cafe/eatery or walk over a clubbing night out.
And I'm very very, kind 😬 mostly 🤪😋

[Anemone978]

I always have fun or stupid ideas
I am funny
I'm entertaining on long car rides
Animals and children love me (I don't know why.. I usually don't like them 😅)
I like to make people smile
I love to be in love

[Vikkrram]

No facts about me just boring, less friends , go to work and come home and overthinhk a lot..

So it's better not to even come near me haha

[mikan_galena]

We will almost never have normal dinner conversation. My job (at and ER veterinary hospital) has taken that from me.


I will fix things 90% of the time before buying a new one.

[Agape93]

Despite my temper, you'd be surprised how gentle I can be for certain people

[gothbxtch]

i’m very huggy and hand holdy!!

i’ve always wanted to make out/do more while listening to nine inch nails!!

i will cry (happy tears) when you do anything nice for me!!

[Simslover92]

That I can be quirky. Like singing at random times or making weird noises like a bird call lol

[es20490446e]

That most women that dated me told me that I was the best person that they have always dated. Also they had a crazy amount of orgasms.

You shall ask them why.

[Unknown29]

I can’t get along with another dominant personality. You’ve gotta be pretty docile and submissive. However, most girls I’ve dated seem to like it.

[motownplayer2000]

Everyone is truly fake. Hard to find good genuine people out here.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Don't have to worry about me causing you annyonce or drama.

[anon1903]

We can binge watch shoujo animes

[exitseven]

You might have to ask me to kiss you.

[Massageman]

I was always very literal. And creative.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I’m honest, loyal, quirky, and intelligent.

[Jmmmfi4]

I wouldn't recommend any girl do this

[Likes2drive]

That I’m honest and loyal

[Ihatethewill]

I will wrestle with you 😈💪

[Fromdusktilldawn]

it happens as often as me visiting the moon

[LavLavLuv]

I’m Bunny

[Ironic_Method]

I'm hilarious.