Is it great being a trades man?

I have to say I enjoy being a trades man because you get to travel and it gets you out of the house so that your girlfriend misses you so much she literally rapes you at the front door. You make good money but you also come across some past old faces of past co-workers. Like Zack he just tapped me on the shoulder and had just arrived. gOOD TIMES.

Mmmm a nice $4732.43 paycheck for a week's worth of work! Buy her a sexy new dress and sexy shoes.

Is it great being a trades man?
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