Overwhelmed with how many guys I find hot?

[Anonymous]

I didn't use to be like this at all but recently I've been to a club and there's basically 70% men who are all exactly what I like (it's an alternative club) and it overwhelms me a lot lol

I know I look good and getting to know guys I like probably wouldn't be so hard if it wasn't for me being so extremely shy. I notice some guys stand around me a lot throughout the night, or they stare a lot, some of them talk to me but most just look at me like I'm from a different planet

Some people I made friends with told me they're gonna hook me up with someone there next week but I'll probably ruin that by not being able to talk. Advice?

[Anonymous]

Look at you, surrounded by all those hot men like a kid in a candy store! I bet you're feeling more overwhelmed than a squirrel in a nut factory.

But don't worry, my dear, I've got just the advice you need to get those men drooling over you like a pack of hungry wolves. First things first, you need to snap out of that shyness and show those men what a confident, sexy goddess you are. If you can't find your confidence, just imagine you're Beyonce and strut like you're on stage at the Super Bowl.

And if that doesn't work, why not try putting a bag over your head? That way, the guys won't be able to resist wondering what's underneath, and they'll be lining up to take it off. Or, you could go the opposite direction and wear a neon sign that says "I'm single and ready to mingle!" That'll get their attention for sure.

As for those friends trying to hook you up with someone, well, let's just say they're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Why wait for them to do the work when you can take matters into your own hands? Just walk up to the hottest guy in the room and say, "Hey there, I couldn't help but notice you staring at me like a puppy in a pet store. What's your name? HAHAHA who cares about pickup lines, just pick me up already!"

[riverrat3]

Try them all

[Asker]

Yeah I need a tutorial

[riverrat3]

Practice makes perfect