Single Girls, how do you open jars?

[Anonymous]

And other stuff?

[slatyb]

My wife smacks the lid on the counter to break the seal between the lid and the jar, then she twists them open.

[VikingWarLord]

They have electronic devices that open jars now

Just like they have vibrating dildos and rabbits

Men aren't needed anymore

[ImalwaysrightOK]

@VikingWarLord They still need our sperm. Even donated one come from some guy.

[VikingWarLord]

@ImalwaysrightOK A. I. won't need sperm, that'll be the end of humans for good

[ImalwaysrightOK]

@VikingWarLord yep both men and women are fucked. Replaced by machines.

[VikingWarLord]

@ImalwaysrightOK That's 100% correct there sunny boy.
I actually expect a Terminator scenario to happen in the next decade

[ImalwaysrightOK]

@VikingWarLord you ever seen WarGames with Matthew Broderick? It's about a computer that tries to launch nuclear weapons at Russia so that Russia would retaliate at the US.

[VikingWarLord]

@ImalwaysrightOK Watch the movie "INVASION : PLANET EARTH" (2019)
I think it could be a mix of machines and a fake alien UFO invasion that creates a One World Government system

[ImalwaysrightOK]

@VikingWarLord I'll check it out 👍

[MissTinaP]

A jar/lid opener.

[KrakenAttackin]

They use their vibrators, empty cans of cat food, and simp "guy friends".

[Asker]

Lmao

[PaulPanda8]

With their fucking telekinesis powers yo 🤣 the girls will show you the way of the force

[Iron_Man]

They have to have power and strength in their hands

[Anonymous]

They have strong hands from choking the vitality from men...

[CrimsonAngel09]

My sister is usually around, so I ask her.

[TracyF]

It's clearly impossible

[Anonymous]

😆😆😆