What are dumb things I can respond when someone asks me how I'm single?

[Anonymous]

[MementoMori777]

I lost my twin

[God_of_Thunder]

Tell them all your previous partners mysteriously died, but it's ok: you were acquitted of all charges.

[Quackthulu2]

Tell him guys always get jealous and leave once they see how big your dick is.

[zagor]

Do people actually ask that?

Maybe with me they can figure it out on their own...

[Anonymous]

Tell him I'm waiting for you...😂