Why am I getting zero matches with Bumble?

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Here’s my online profile:

Lokiion · Accepted Answer

You not attractive to be honest (I’ll be giving some tips for this later on in this) Also women are looking for the top 10% usually on these types of apps (your not a top 10%) so someone over 6ft or someone making a certain amount of money someone with a nice physique and so on. As for the advice you gotta change the hair it makes you look way older then you are if you can grow the hair out enough so you can get it curly or wavy hair (there’s products to help with that you can just ask me for them) also use castor oil for eyebrows to thicken them for the teeth get veneers or braces also obviously workout and train for muscle mass not to get super lean (you don’t wanna look like a stick nor do you wanna look fat so shoot for around 15-18% bodyfat) next you need a skin care routine get a cleanser, retina, exfoliate, eye cream (your eyes look droopy one also looks bigger then the other because of that) sleep 8hrs minimum it’s going to play a major role in helping with your eyes. If you can grow a beard then grow it so your face look more symmetrical than also why it’s good to have long hair. Lastly at least for attraction tips your clothing style looks similar to what a middle schooler would wear so change that up look up different styles and determine which you look best in. Next onto social skill dating apps aren’t ideal obviously so just talk to people you see everywhere not for the intent of getting there number but with the intent of improving social skills if you want a link to a specific youtuber who is really good with that type of stuff just ask me he’s very good with social skills and communication got into a good school based of it that so social skills and a mouthpiece can be used in everything business, building connections, obviously talking to people in general, getting free shit, anything you can do with communication a mouthpiece will help with that’s why it’s good to buildit up so shoot to talk to at least 40 people daily doesn’t have to be no 5-30 minutes conversation just simple 2-3 and stuff

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

My brother from another mother when it comes to matches there is a match for each as well as everyone of us & some of those matches take time to find or find us.

A pro and a con of dating me…

Pro: If You Do Date Me.

Con: If You Don’t Date Me.

The quickest way to my heart is…

The quickest way to my heart is something you are just going to have to find out for yourself & I double dare you to try because I’m worth trying for.

As for your photos lose the selfies because selfies are selfish & fuck selfies. No Selfies!

No photos from years back, current photos as well. Go places & have someone take your photo. Take a photo on a boat, take a photo at the beach, take a photo at your favorite place to visit. Take outdoor photos with nice backgrounds. No selfies!

Get a fresh haircut for those photos & start working out bro I double dare you.

Be interesting in your profile & be honest as well.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

You're not ugly, I think the reason you don't get a lot of matches, is that you have a childish face. On a girl that is a bonus and on a guy, that is kind of like, well he looks more like a friend or cousin, then like a handsome chauffeur etc... You could play around with body language or if you have a deep voice, attempt to have an audio call with a woman so she can view you as a more sexualized male person and a less gender neutral child like person. You could also try changing your clothes and wearing something more mysterious or using darker backgrounds such as a dimly lit restaurant photo etc... Or if you are very educated or play a sport, you could say that in your profile etc..

ProbablyClueless · Answer

OLD is tough for men in general, so you have to grade yourself based on that curve.

That said; maybe it's because I'm reading your profile instead of interacting with you as a person, but I thought the attempts at humor on your profile felt extremely forced and kinda cringey.

I personally didn't find it charming. That said, maybe you're a great time in person; maybe that inner goofball energy comes out and people can't help but be charmed.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

New photo's, maybe think about hiring a photographer for a shoot, nice clothes, a hair cut. The profile itself needs rewriting. It's pretty cheesy. Feels like it's only going to appeal to a slim audience. You might even have to think bout paying for extra exposure (can't recall the charging model on Bumble, haven't used for 5 years).

jahaims · Answer

You come off as an autistic weirdo. You aren't ugly or anything you just seem to lack how you are perceived/self awareness. Do you have some irl friends you are cool with being honest with you so they can help you set up your profile?

aditya1998 · Answer

Don't do online dating. No average looking man has any chance in online dating. I thought this was already a well established fact.

Wonderingguyy · Answer

Maybe get rid of the data thing haha

serious · Answer

Maybe sometimes it takes time.

Grovermint · Answer

OLD sucks ass, dude. Just try IRL.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Because your photo sucks. You need a better photo.

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