
What are some cute things your significant other does?


My wife and I like to tease each other a lot humorously but sometimes I say something and her face literally turns red and her lower lip starts shaking, like I malfunctioned her brain and she can't decide whether to get angry or laugh. 😅
She always ends up laughing but I always find it so funny. Like I want to humorously push her buttons a bit all the time just to see that reaction.
It's just gentle teasing though. Like this:
Me: Did you see my glasses? I don't want to wear my contacts today. I had my glasses just like 3 minutes ago. Where the hell did they go? They just disappeared.
Wife: They're on your head.
Me: Whoopsie!
Wife: I married an idiot!
Me: No you didn't, you married a genius so preoccupied with such magnificently complicated thoughts that he can't be bothered to keep track of these mundane and plebeian things.
Wife: Yeah right. [rolled eyes]
Me: That's why I married you! I needed one of a plebeian mind to remind me of these trivialities!
Wife: [brain malfunctioned; can't decide whether to laugh or get angry]
[After waking up both hungover from a party]
Me: Urggh.
Wife: Ugh. I don't feel so good from all the drinking last night.
Me: Me neither.
Wife: Could you get me some coffee from the convenience store?
Me: it's your turn to get coffee, remember? I did the last time.
Wife: Maybe we can go together? I feel lonely going without you.
Me: Don't worry, you never have to feel lonely because I'll always be there with you in your heart. By the way, can you get me some beef jerky too while you're at it?
Wife: [brain malfunction]
Forehead kisses.
Spoiling me when I'm down.
Saying my name in his sleep.
offers daily cuddles n makes my fav comfy dish whenever im feeling low
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She curls up when she sleeps 9/10
I don't know aim single now 😕
Plays with my hair 😍
Too manyyy😫
Awwwww
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