Can’t handle a joke should we break up?

[matty1889]

i was at a house party (me 23M and 4 girls all between 22 and 28 my girlfriend 23 was there) we was playing truth or dare and i got dated to streak my girlfriend immediately freaked out saying no, i said i’d do it as it’s the game she got annoyed but i didn’t understand why. i did it then afterwards she wouldn’t talk to me. now I've found out she wants to break up with me because she said she’s embarrassed i showed all her friends my “tiny dick” and now they all know and its too embarrassing for her.

wtf can i do about that?

[itsclearlynicholas]

I need a woman in my romantic circle aka love life who's not gonna be a prude, a drainer or a bad attitude no-joker. Thats why I avoid women who clearly are the types I call "go getter's" lol. Romantically, not my kind of lady. Fine people for society, though. Just not my lover 😁😉👌🏻😉😋💞

[itsclearlynicholas]

And if she can't handle my whacky sense of jokes and ego, hell I'd be glad I'd never dated her from day one were me talking about a regretted girlfriend hahahaha 😅😉 "i never should've said yes to the date" hahaha 🌹

[NotTacocaT6969]

Based on the way she reacted to that, yes.


She body shamed you and that’s not something someone who loves you will ever do.

[DrPepper12]

The lament of the growers... Ladies don't you understand flaccid is no approximation for size? None. Can we put this myth to bed please.

[itsclearlynicholas]

Another can, sir? 🥤 It's a sunny Saturday somewhere hahaha ☀️😎

[DrPepper12]

@itsclearlynicholas?

[itsclearlynicholas]

Dr pepper is your name 😁

[DrPepper12]

@itsclearlynicholas ooooooohhhhhhh! 😂👍🏻