Which Would You Like To Be An Agent Or Illegal Street Racer?

[Jason0808]

To be a super Agent to serve the government? Or

Team up with your friends and repair your own cars, earn a lot of money in races and have fun all the time?

Agent

Street Racer

[HighlyVolatile]

Secret agent. Double-O Magnum.

Ring-ring! Hello Mr. President. What? I'm on it. [click]

Hey, sexy lady! The name's Bob, Billy Bob.

[Get dealt 72 in NLHE]. Villain bets. "So, what will you do now, Mr. Bob, Billy Bob?" Billy Bob: [Look at my watch, kiss the sexy lady]. I'm all in! That's 100 trillion dollars.

[HighlyVolatile]

Car chase! Bang-bang! Bang-bang! Villains: ta-ta-tatatatatatatataatata! Ching-ching-ching (hitting my BMW). Tatatatatata! Billy Bob: Hey sexy lady, can you steer the wheel for a moment? Sexy lady: Yes Mr. Bob, I'll do anything for you. [Lean out the window]. Bang! I only need one shot.

[HighlyVolatile]

[Villain car serves and explodes]. Sexy lady: OMG, you are so hot. [Start making out]. Let me introduce you to my friends. They're all models.

[HighlyVolatile]

[Get surrounded by ninjas]. Ninja leader: We know who you really are, Mr. Bob. Your cover has been blown.

Me: Take this! Throw grenade and run in the opposite direction and dive out the window. KABLOOOWW! [All ninjas dead]. They snowboard down a hill and do a 1080.

[Mangospacho]

Street racer. No question. You gotta get tortured when you’re an agent.

[MrtoddsWildRide]

I picked agent for the same reason

[Mangospacho]

@MrtoddsWildRide Right. Plus street racers get just as many women, according to the documentary Fast and Furious 1-7, but without the torture. It’s a no brainer.

[Flower7]

Both sound too dangerous to be enjoyable, but if j ok had to choose one, I would pick “agent”.

[Jason0808]

Thanks

[Dinklex3]

Agent.
I'm a terrible driver anyways.

[JohnQue74]

Agent pays better

[Jason0808]

Thanks