Do you think you would be a successful farmer?

[Miah04]

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Fuck no, I’d be horrible at it. For one, I can’t wake up that early, and farming is usually a bit of a financial deficit if you don’t already have a good deal of savings put away. I also know I would kill more animals than I would raise based purely on inexperience.

[TheRealPepperPotts]

"Successful" and "farmer" are kind of an oxymoron...

I come from a line of farmers, and I'd never do it. It requires an intensity of focus, unreal hours, grueling physical demands, and resignation to catastrophe on a regular basis that I prefer not to have a consistent diet of.

A dairy? Yes. Farming? No way in heck.

I'm quite content with my organic garden.

[Skinhead-1979]

Depends... Livestock, yeah I think I could do that... providing I have enough land to have my animals live somewhat of a natural life instead of being cooped up in barns all day.

So would I have Chickens, Pigs or Cows... they will have to be able to roam around on my land.

[ArrowheadSW]

Yes I could do it. I know quite a bit about farming. However my career in healthcare pays a lot more.

[Apple1996]

Yes I love to garden so I could imagine having a big farm. I don't know about having animals tho. I'm not into that just the plants

[Miah04]

Okie

[StudyingAuthor]

Yes and no. I do as good as possible with my plants and they are alright. But I'm still waiting for my chilli peppers to have little peppers.

[Miah04]

Hurry up chilli peppers😡don't make me slap y'all till ya grow

[StudyingAuthor]

LOL, thanks.. they need the motivation rn.

[Miah04]

They know better.

[StudyingAuthor]

😂😂😂😂

[oppai1]

Probably not, I could do simple things like milk a cow but I would be useless for hard labor lol.

[Miah04]

Understand

[molonski2]

Id be USELESS , for 1 I'm not into hard physical work ( the gym is enough ) , long hours , not enough sleep , and nowhere near enough sleep , if I were the worlds farmer , everybody would starve.

[Account]

I would be terrible, but I would be eager to learn.
PS:Your questions are so amusing!

[Miah04]

Thanks

[Billlewis]

No. I would suck, and lose the property within a year or two.

[Miah04]

Oof.

[Billlewis]

Here's why -- because I need to be in a structured environment to b successful. Otherwise, I'll keep putting it off and the whole day would go by without getting anything done I've been either good or great at just about anything I've ever done, but part of that is recognizing the things I'm not cut out for.

[elizamichale1]

I dont think so... i m only good n successful at what i do

[Miah04]

Okie

[elizamichale1]

🙂🙂

[lightbulb27]

Nope. Garden last year was ok til animals ate it. This year its flooded out and stuff tastes bad.
Pray and thank all farmers!

[AviatorTom]

No, I have a black thumb. Don't let me near plants, they due when I'm around. I'll leave farming to the experts who keep the world fed.

[HawkPerception]

I think so. I'd research all the best methods to farm, and I'm a pretty physically able dude. I'd also enjoy learning how to take care of the crops.

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah as in productive… the government is in bed with mega farms though so I couldn’t turn a profit

[Miah04]

Yup.. this is true

[andreasderjuengere]

That depends on what kind of land I could get - and how ruthless I'd be about environmental and ''natural'' issues.

[handsomelad70]

If I were younger, I'd love to try it, especially if I could try the buxom blonde farmer's daughter !!!

[bowenw]

I have enough trouble with a few bedding plants, so no.

[Staximus]

Yeah but it's a lot of work and people often fail at farming. That's why they say "he bought the farm"

[dustybiker2]

Yes. Both of my thumbs are green

[Miah04]

That sounds serious. Better check to see if they are infected or something

[dustybiker2]

They aren't fuzzy. Yet.

[Miah04]

Ok. Good. I can't have a thumbless dusty. Derp would never stop picking at you

[dustybiker2]

I'd be much slower in response time too

[dustybiker2]

Derp isn't even going to respond to this one.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 I responded 😠

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 Only cause I said you wouldn't.

[sirderpsalot123]

Nope. I never read the comments first

[sirderpsalot123]

Unless someone tagged me

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 tag

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 🔎what does that say? Bag?

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 when you go for that final knee xray (cough) ask them to take a peek at your eyes my friend.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 😒... I'm going to go like bomb you

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 well timed... 🫠

[dustybiker2]

I'll bomb you back X3

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 but that's illegal

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 i need revenge for this, sir



I'll do it under the cover of darkness.

[TommyMountainFigure]

@db. do you have amber lipstick? I was thinking, if you stuck a red clown nose on too, you could go to a fancy dress as a set of traffic lights! :)

[Miah04]

@sirderpsalot123 both yoi and derp timeout now. There will be no bombing😤

[sirderpsalot123]

She never got her revenge so I win. I'll proudly be in timeout

[Miah04]

@sirderpsalot123 yup. You in super timeout.
How many times i gotta tell you don't bomb dusty😡 it's bad

[dustybiker2]

😂😂😂

Just biding my time Derp. Wait to Miah falls asleep.

[Miah04]

Forget. Just get him. He deserves it😂

[dustybiker2]

😂..

[Wiredone]

I don't know. I might be. I do pretty good with my own little garden in my backyard

[FreyaRed]

I don't know but I always wanted to drive a John Deere in worth of several hundred thousands.

[nawtee_me]

I am a farmer for myself and family and herbs too. What about you?

[sirderpsalot123]

I could learn if I wanted to

[dustybiker2]

Key word being

[Miah04]

I think derp, would play his video games, while his farm died

[dustybiker2]

@miah04 I always have to pick up that boys slack. (Steals all his animals)

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 @miah04 why am I just now getting the notification for this

[TommyMountainFigure]

@sirderpsalot123 Cos GaG was trying to protect you from an unprovoked attack? :P

[dustybiker2]

@TommyMountainFigure gag was allowing me time to rescue his furbabies.. 😒

[dustybiker2]

@TommyMountainFigure and unprovoked? 🤨😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@TommyMountainFigure and then dusty liked bombed me in an attempt to keep me from seeing your reply

[dustybiker2]

51 😌

[dustybiker2]

He won't be here to see it for a week either... 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea, I can hide my weed in the corn fields 💀

[Miah04]

This explains alot😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Wdym, it's the best way to be a successful farmer 😌😂

[Miah04]

The random questions you ask that are usually asked when someone is high is explained 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well that's just me sober minded 😎

although how are you so certain what high questions are like hm? 👁️

[beefcakebradybatson]

Don't know, but would I LOVE clubbing Becky, the buxom blonde farmer's daughter !!!

[avery58]

If that's what I wanted to do, yeah

[DJB72]

It'd take a couple of years, but yes

[DrPepper12]

😂😂😂 is make a better nomad

[Pretty_Blonde]

Lots of animals!

[eagle1951]

nope

[Pterodon]

Fuck no