Ever have a job REFUSE to fire you?

[LifeHitMeandRan]

Have you ever been given flack for leaving a job and they refuse to remove you from their system?

I work at an Amazon Fulfillment Center. I want to go back to driving for Amazon FLEX, but my employment has to end first due to conflict of interest. I did NOT tell Amazon the real reason I want to quit.

Going negative on UPT (Unpaid Time Off) and violating safety protocols are both supposed to be instant termination. I did both and they still haven't fired me yet. They haven't accepted my resignation. I even told them I have a dying sister I want to take care of. Yet they still won't let me go. I can't do anything more drastic or else I risk not being allowed to do FLEX when I finally am terminated.

I've never tried so hard to get fired.

Updates

8 mo

Finally got fired. I tried so much dumb shit to get fired and failed. Yet all it took was to walk behind the HR desk to get fired.

[Anonymous]

Never had that. Wear a bunch of political shirts, swear a lot, talk about sex, make everyone uncomfortable, blast music when you’re working, tell your manager to fuck off, I can go on and on, work REALLLYYYY SLOW, go to the bathroom at least 10 TIMES an hour and when they question you say for them to mind their business

[LifeHitMeandRan]

I just might do that. My boss is female so this is perfect.

[Opinion Owner]

Google stuff you shouldn’t say to females, I don't know say pro choice is bad and you know what, watch some red pill videos and just copy whatever they say like Andrew tate or something, like make it about your supposed values and then they can just say oh it wasn’t a good fit

[Opinion Owner]

Yay congrats on getting fired!

[Anonymous]

I always try to get my employers to fire me, but they won't do it. I'm working on it right now. I'll probably just violate their social media policy repeatedly and get a nice severance. Might even use GAG to do it, then anonymously report myself.

[DrPepper12]

I've had friends when I was a teenager working retail and fast food who did their very best to get fired. Stealing, coming in stoned, coming in without uniform, cursing back at the manager. Nothing worked.

[Anonymous]

Nope

[Anonymous]

Nooe