How would you explain your job in a way that sounds dangerous?

[jazzy34]

I talk to strangers every day. 😅

[RavVid]

It is dangerous in virtual sense - computer systems could die if I am not careful with my scary changes.

[NathanDavis]

I just can't tell them... no, as the answer...

[ElenaLena]

I get paid to handle dangerous substances and stab people… but legally..😄

[Agape93]

I immediately eliminate members of my own organization

[Simslover92]

Apple has taken over my institution.

[thegreenyogi]

I deal and have to master the elements everyday.

[midnightmoon05]

They cough and sneeze into my face!

[smahala1991]

I clean floors and watch for children's messes

[Marshast]

I am happy I could be of service to you.

[TonyMetal___1986]

Any day might be your last day...