Did you know that 19 and 20 had a fight, and 21?

[xXiTacoXx]

Give me your lame jokes, give me your dad jokes, give my your sad puns m'dudes.

[Nik1hil]

You know i am a shape-shifter

around my mom i automatically shift into a little baby
around my dadd i automatically shift into a lazy ass
around my friends i automatically shift into a lonewolf
around my best friends i automatically shift into an Asshole
around my crush i automatically shift into a stalker
around my teachers in school, i automatically shift into an invisible person (because i was usually standing outside the class for not doing my homework)

[HonestOpinions]

I just traded 50 raisins for 100 sultanas, I can't believe the currant exchange rate...

[xXiTacoXx]

This would be hilarious if I knew what the hell a sultana was. xD

[HonestOpinions]

Raisins and sultanas are both dried grapes, they are just dried out in different ways.

[xXiTacoXx]

Ohhh, now it's hilarious.

[Thia18]

Which nuts are better? Bull’s nuts or deer’s nuts?

-The deer’s nuts because they’re under a buck.

[xXiTacoXx]

This was disgustingly brilliant. I love it. Lmao

[Thia18]

Lol thanks, happy holidays 🦌

[xXiTacoXx]

Happy holidays to you too m'dude.

[SailingWaves999]

Here's one I made up when I was 7.

What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a giraffe?

[SailingWaves999]

A turtle neck.😂

[xXiTacoXx]

No clue. What'd ya' get?

[xXiTacoXx]

That is so lame I love it. xD

[Imafreespirit]

How do you fit 5 elephants in a car?

2 at the front and 3 at the back

HAHAHA😂😂

[soccerchick4eva]

how do you tell if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

snowballs.

[xXiTacoXx]

Hooray for dirty dad jokes. xD

[jaechius]

two fish swam into a wall; one looks to the other and says dam. two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. the ceremony wasn't much to talk about, but the reception was incredible!

[xXiTacoXx]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/msy.gif

[simpleguy23]

Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender

[xXiTacoXx]

That was both cringey and funny. 10/10 m'dude.

[simpleguy23]

Tried my best

[jimjam567]

OK. Bad pick up line warning.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in

[xXiTacoXx]

I am amused and disturbed all at once. You have done well good Sir.

[jimjam567]

It's my aim to please. Hence y my pickup line game is fire

[xXiTacoXx]

Fire like the butt of the dude with the diarrhea.

[jimjam567]

Hahaha. U ain't fucking kidding lmao

[xXiTacoXx]

I never "kid" about poop severity my friend.

[vittle1999]

10 got shit scared when he heard about what 7 did that he commited a crime and went to jail (7 8 9 and was coming for 10).

[jimyee]

Kind of butchered that joke, its supposed to be like " why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9"

[vittle1999]

It was why is 10 afraid of 7. I like to complicate things.

[jimyee]

Oh i understood it, its just butchered is all. Its a simple kids jokes told in an as you just stated a not so simple way. Its supposed to have a flow to it but it no longer does.

[Alistayr]

Yes, and I know that ten hates nine because nine eight seven.

[obi-wan_kenobi]

Jack and jill went up the hill to go and have some fun, but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!

[obi-wan_kenobi]

Humpty Dumpty went to the loo, Humpty Dumpty did a big poo, all the king's horses and all the king's men, had to wait an hour to use the bathroom again

[jimyee]

You seem like you like dirty jokes so ill tell ya this one.
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm read for free"

[Syndrissin]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

[xXiTacoXx]

I need something newer, and cheesier.

[Dinnye001]

There are 30 cows on a field and 28 chickens. How many didn't?

[xXiTacoXx]

I don't know Dinnye. How many didn't?

[Sucram]

10 didn't

[xXiTacoXx]

@Sucram I don't get it.

[Sucram]

@xXiTacoXx are you a native English speaker?

[xXiTacoXx]

@Sucram Yup, and I'm from the U. S. A.

[Sucram]

Ten you should be able to figure it out. Think about the 789 joke.

[Dinnye001]

Yeah. I'm not a native English sp3aking pwrson so it took me about 5 mins. But when I finally understood...

[Alistayr]

Two.

[Dinnye001]

The answer is 10 indeed.

[redeyemindtricks]

“... twenty ate chickens”

This joke would probably be easier to understand if cows actually ate meat.

[Decentguy]

21 was eating its popcorn because 21 couldn't give a single shit about their fight, lol

[xXiTacoXx]

Did you get the joke?

[Decentguy]

honestly no
but i think 21 is forever alone? still not sure tho, lol

[xXiTacoXx]

19 and 20 were having a fight then 21. Say it out loud and it'll make sense.

[Decentguy]

i said it out loud more than 10 times, and it still didn;t made any sense, i can't crack the code, its too damn hard, Just tell me

[xXiTacoXx]

20 won.

[Decentguy]

Ahhh okay.
That was a nice one. !
you should ask more questions like these, its really cool

[Anonymous]

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

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[someguy81]

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

[Anonymous]

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply@

[Walrus_au]

Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 ate 9 (7 8 9)

[Anonymous]

why was 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9

[xXiTacoXx]

2 others have already given me that joke.

[Opinion Owner]

FU2!

[CZLumen]

RU/18 = QT 3.14

[Itz_Lewiz]

'Knock knock...'

[Anonymous]

Hillary Clinton

[Nandor]

Windows 7 8 9